Ice: All right we're back and with a question for Yuna!
"Yes!" Yuna jumps on the stop…in till she notices something "…Uh…where's everyone else"
Ice: (looking around) Where IS everyone?…
"RUN COWARDS!!!" Brother steps out from the side a minigun fully spun ready to fire. A huge chain of extra ammo wrapped around his shoulders, the gun opens up right as Yuna ducks behind Ice. "WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!!!"
Suddenly Rikku lands on Brother head, she starts beating him over the head with a baseball bat.
"Sit down fattie!" Brother falls ragdoll as Rikku somehow manages to double jump across the stage…in mid air.
Yuna pops up from behind Ice looking around cautiously "Are they gone?"
Ice: (swirlly eyes and riddled with bullet holes) Yeah…I…think so…(springs back woundeds healing in a blink of an eye) Should we try and get this question answered?
"Okey!" Yuna nods looking happy.
hey, yuna just a quick question, was it
easy having to learn all you did for
FFX? if not, how did you cope
with it all?!?! i would have panicked ^^
"Well, I've been taught they ways of a summoner since I was able to hold a staff. So I've had so many years to learn it all, but it wasn't easy. It was hard work!" Yuna stops a second, expression saddening. "I had so many people really relaying on me…so at times…the thought of letting down all those people…was crushing." Yuna lifts her head. "I guess…there were times when I thought I didn't know enough. And there were times I did panic, but I had to be strong for everyone else" Yuna gives a soft giggle "Could you imagine me running around in a panic, because I was freaking out! But, I always thought to myself. No matter what…the sun will always shine"
Ice: (tears streaming down his face) That…that was beautiful Yuna!
"Aw Ice!" Yuna gives Ice a hug.
Suddenly Buddy and Shinra rush onto stage.
"Building a dispenser!" Buddy starts whacking away at the self-building dispenser to speed it along. Shinra on the other hand is spraying flames every where and muffling something behind his mask, Yuna and Ice are just starting jaws hanging open.
Two sticky bombs suddenly land beside both boys, Gippal drops down from nowhere as Shinra and Buddy are blown into meaty chunks.
"Oh their going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!" Gippal pulls a bottle from nowhere and takes a long drink.
Syringes spray gippal before he can finish, he falls his bottle shattering. "Opps!" Nooj snaps a rubber glove "That was not medicine!" He blown into bits just as he takes a step onto stage.
Baralai blazes onto stage rocket launcher in hand and a tin helmet that blocks his vision. He stand to attention then raises a loser sign to his forehead.
"MAGGETS!!"
A shot rings of a Baralai falls, Paine steps out from behind the curtain with a sniper rifle and a safari hat on. She gives a wave in Baralai's direction.
"Thanks for standing still wanker!" Comes Paine's voice in a Australian / British accent
Ice: (colour drained, confused expression)…Did I miss something?
"No, they're just having fun!" Yuna giggles, she takes a big step so she now stands behind Ice.
Ice: Wait…what are you- AHHHH!! (falls over)
"I was never on your side." Yuna dusts herself off knife held in hand and a ski mask over her face. She runs off turning invisible.
"That friggin Yunie's a spy!"
"That Yuna's a spy!"
"Yuna sapping mah sentry!"
"I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE!! YUNA IS SPY!!"
Ice: (struggling to his feet) Ow…I'll be feeling that for a while.
(I had WAY too much fun writing this chapter! Thanks to Shenguin for the question and just remember folks…You are SPY!!! Bye byeee!)