MM: Soo… after I finished trashing Zeus, I went straight to bed and when I woke up, I had to go to class, then shop until my jaws were practically hitting the floor with boredom, then I came home and was super exhausted, so sorry I couldn't update. I'd just like to remind people to please not PM me mean things, 'cause I get my fill of meanness outside. I'm not going to name him, but I got a very rude PM last night, and I was NOT happy. The fact that people respect each other's writing is one of the main reasons why I love writing on Fanfiction, and I put a lot of effort into these.
Zeus: *groan*
MM: Oh, look. Its mister NO RESPECT FOR HIS WIFE!
Poseidon: Please… Can we just get on with the inevitable?
Percy: No! She's EVILE! (BTW That means evil and vile combined)
MM: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Percy: I rest my case.
Amphitrite: MM soooo doesn't own PJO
MM: Seriously? How did YOU get here?!
Amphitrite: I popped out of your imagination (:
Percy: You mean like Annabeth?
MM: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
PS I found this song that someone had created for Poseidon, and I just HAD to put it here!
To the tune of Coldplays Viva La Vida
I really do rule the seas…
Seas rise when I give the word!
Now in the morning I smell the salt
I love living this way!
I love to roll the dice
See the fear in Kronos's Eyes
I would listen as the crowds would say…
Long live Poseidon!
One minute he held the key!
Next he spewed up his babies!
And I got my castle built on
Layers of salt Layers of sand!
I hear Camp Jupiters bells are ringing
Roman and Greek armies fighting!
Give me my mirror, sword and shield
My missionaries in the Strawberry Field
For some reason I can't explain,
I knew Kronos would rise again
Its never an honest world
That's why I rule the seas!
I felt wicked and wild wind
Blasted down the doors to let me in!
Accidently shattered windows with thumps
I didn't know that I was so strong!
Missionaries wait
for dinner on a silver plate
It was just a puppet on a string…
Ohh I missed the puppet show again!
I hear Camp Jupiter's Bells are ringing!
Roman and Greek armies fighting!
Give me my mirror, my sword and my shield!
My missionaries in the Strawberry Fields!
For some reason I couldn't explain!
I knew Kronos would rise again!
Its never an honest world,
And that's why I rule the seas!
KRO-O-NOS! KRO-O-NOS! KRO-O-NOS!
I hear Camp Jupiter's Bells are ringing!
Roman and Greek armies fighting!
Give me my mirror, my sword and my shield!
My missionaries in the Strawberry Fields!
For some reason I couldn't explain!
I knew Kronos would rise again!
Its never an honest world,
And that's why I rule the seas!
MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM
MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM
MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM
MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM
YEA!
Percy: … Did you write this dad?
Poseidon: Umm… I have a wattpad account… and that sounds like me… sooo…. Maybe?
MM: OMG! FIRST OF ALL, THIS PROBABLY TOOK HOURS TO CREATE, SECOND IT'S A NICE SONG!
Zeus: *barf*
MM: Oh come on. On top of my sneakers too!
Bob: I am here to help!
MM: Seriously! How do random characters keep appearing my bedroom!
Bob: I was born of your imagination…
Percy: We all were…
Everyone but me: You are our master!
MM: YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYY!
PS I realized that I totally missed a few of the characters soo, next few chapters are going to be whats going on at Camp Half-Blood.
Percy: BTW, What's Camp Jupiter?
Everyone but Percy: Shit.