Palfoy's Detour

Harry remained at the Burrow for the rest of his remaining holidays where he spent as much time as he could staring covertly at Ginny as well as drinking bottles of vodka with Ron. Every now and then people would come and give bad news that was happening almost daily.

"Karkaroff's body was found in a snooker club. He was killed after he beat You-Don't-Know-Who in snooker match despite a 30 point lead."

"There were a couple of dementedor attacks this weeks."

"Zelga Dwayne was murdered by the Breath Eaters after she refused to tell them how much a Cornetto was for."

"Lots of mug-geels were abducted by You-Don't-Know-Who for cloning research."

"I like stew."

"Where the hell did that come from and who said that?"

"I don't know. Just felt like saying that. And it's me."

"Who?"

"Actually I don't know who I am since the author hasn't written my name at the end of each of my dialogues."

After a few days, they all went to Diagon Rally. Harry was to be given special security, and they met Hairy-grid at the entrance of the Leaked-Cauldron.

"Waddup gee. How goes life down there in the ghettos of surrey? Been poppin them ex's and bustin all em who mess with the gang of the hood? Man you tell me an I'll get them boys ready. We be burnin those trees all em twenty fo hours a day oh gee. You temme an I be there with those spinners shinin like a spinner on a ride I got em 18 inch woofers bangin out callin an shoutin to all these swanks on tha street. Ruff Ryders man, g-unit, aftermath, thug love all the way. Lets get those shoot outs ready what say you ol boy? Have a fag. I got these bling blings you see? Now me an ma posse go to east siiiiide ya know? Aint nobody gonna mess with us, we get em gats and all em jacks. Bling Bling!" he said.

"Ermmm. What?" Harry asked.

"Goddamn boy, I aint gonna repeat all that again. Shut up and go into that shop for those clothes and come out ya see. All fresh? All cool. I'ma smoke a joint outside while I wait. Over and Out." He said.

Dake-Oh Palfoy was in the robes shop with his mum.

"Oh my God. I look so sexy in these robes. Seriously, I am hot. Tom Felton does justice to my role in the movie."

"Oh shut up you ugly prat. At least my actor Daniel Radcliffe has got marriage proposals from 15-17 year old chicks," said Harry.

"Mommy. Harry's being mean."

"Wha?"

"Don't you talk to my hot, sexy, stud, amazing son like that," Narsissy said.

And with that, the 2 Palfoys walked out of the shop.

"Oh dear. They didn't even buy the tennis rackets they were looking for," said Madam Falcon.

"But. I thought this shop sold robes," asked Hermione.

"Oh… Oh yeah," said Madam Falcon and with that she disappeared.

"Ermmmmm.. That was kinda random," Ron said.

After that they went to Gred and Forges joke shop. It was amazing but the author won't describe it because he's ill and wants to go to sleep (sue me).

Harry, Ron and Hermione saw Palfoy turn into knock-urn- valley and they followed. He went into Borkin and Buges. They heard him talk to the shop keeper about saving something through the extendable ears and fixing something. After he left, Hermione went into the shop.

"What did that boy want," she asked innocently.

"And why should I tell you?" frowned the owner of the shop.

"Because if you don't, I'll bore you to death with my History notes and then I'll tell you all about the Communist Manifesto (written by Karl Marx)," she said.

"Okay Okay, anything but that. He was telling me to keep the vanishing cabinet safe for him. The Breath Eaters are going to use it to come into Hogwash later on."

"Aaaaand you just gave away the whole storyline to the readers."

Sniped appeared and out of thin air.

"Hey hey hey. Waddya know. I said the exact same thing to Sissy in chapter two."

"Where the hell did you just come from?"

"Oh yeah. Heheheheh," he said. And with that he disappeared like Madam Falcon.

"This chapter keeps getting more and more crazier by the second," said Ron.

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A/N:

Hey all. Well here you go. Chapter 6. Sorry it took long but I was ill and I got a sore throat again right now. I was lisenin to rollin on 20's (lil flip) when I was writing this and I felt all gangsta so I made Hagrid talk like that, and that communist Manifesto thing was because I'm going to have to read it for SOCIOLOGY… yes I take sociology and I might add that I hate it. This chapter was kinda random and I got the idea of people appearing, saying crazy stuff and disappearing from Cristi Potter. So thank you oh crazy Cristi. That's all. Hopefully my next chapter will be out by either tomorrow or next week (yes big difference I know). Anyway that's all from me. Thanks to all my reviewers :

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Especially to Emo peanut butter since she's the only reviewer who's reviewed my other story (The Marauders Diary) as well as this one (no offense to all the others). Goodbye my crazy fools.

Kruger the throat

The Sore Throat