One more scalpel to his torso and die.
Deoxys observed the affects of repels by stalking young pokemon trainers and by questioning local pokemon. He wrote down his results. So far he concluded that pokemon hate the smell of them. As he peered through his binoculars he felt something pierce his neck shortly after he passed out.
Little did he know, Victini was watching him. She saw some sketchy looking humans shoot a tranquilizing dart at the alien and when he passed out they dragged him away. She turned invisible and followed the men. She saw that they threw Deoxys to the back of their van and drove off to a military base.
'Ohmygod! I have to tell someone!' She thought flying back to the Hall of Origin. She ran into Mewtwo. "Hey hey hey hey hey hey!" She said sounding like a broken record.
"For the love of … Victini calm down!" Mewtwo shouted. "What's wrong?"
"I-I-I-I just saw some men shoot Deoxys and take him to the military base!" She exclaimed. Mewtwo's face turned pale. "Are you okay?"
"Victini do you know the top ten list of most sought after Legendaries?" He asked.
"What does that have to do with-"
"It's important, well do you?"
"Yes."
"Who's on the list?"
"Well, you, Mew, Deoxys, Celebi, Jirachi, Arceus, Meloetta, Ho-oh, Rayquaza, and Darkrai." Victini listed.
'Do you know why we're on that list?"
"Um … Not really.
"Mew, Celebi, and Arceus are there because they're seen by very few people and considered to be myths. Jirachi because he can grant anyone's wildest wishes. Darkrai, it's more like people want him dead because he causes nightmares. Ho-oh because humans want eternal happiness. Rayquaza … according to the humans it just looks cool and it can get rid of certain pesky weather conditions. Meloetta because she's the muse of musical creativity, and for the fact that she's the most human looking out of all of us, you could get a good idea why that would appeal to them. Me, well I'm a man made abomination that is just as powerful as the pokemon they consider gods."
"Hah, you finally got over your identity issue didn't you repli-" Snarked Mew.
"Don't finish that word." Mewtwo interrupted. "Now where was I? Oh yes, Deoxys. Deoxys is an alien and not native here, there are people that want to have Deoxys because it is exotic or for scientific purposes. With Deoxys captured by the military who knows what's going to happen to him." He then started walking off.
"Where are you going?" Victini asked.
"He's my roommate, if anyone's going to save him it'll be me." He said leaving. At that point Mew started laughing.
"What?"
"Well let's just day that Jirachi's gonna be pissed." He said wiping a tear from his eye, "His OTP is now considered not canon."
"Again, what?"
"You'll find out when he starts ranting about his precious "Ozone shipping" being more legit than the conspicuously close friendship between Mewtwo and Deoxys."
Mewtwo knocked on the door to Latia's door.
"Do you need something?" She asked when she opened the door.
"I need your help to save Deoxys." He replied. "According to Victini he got shot then dragged to a military base."
"All right come in." She said she then moved a stuffed animal to a particular shelf in a particular position in her and Latio's closet then the closet split open revealing an armory. Mewtwo's mouth dropped.
"Where did you get all of these guns?"
"That's my secret, please don't tell Latios." She said grabbing a bazooka.
"If I did you'd probably shoot me." Said Mewtwo bluntly.
"Let's go," She said tossing a rifle to Mewtwo which he only teleported back. "To the garage!" She shouted leaving the armory exposed.
"Latias … what about …" Mewtwo began then the armory disappeared behind the closet. He shrugged and teleported to the garage.
"Hop on." She ordered.
"I'll levitate there thank you very much." He refused.
"Oh well your loss." She said turning on the motor cycle and crashing through the garage door.
'Arceus is going to be pissed if he finds out about this.' He thought. Then it hit him, they don't know where the military base is. "Victini!" He called. It was too late Latias had already left. He followed her, but not before making a very superficial repair of the garage by just sticking the Latias on a motorcycle shaped board into the hole. After a while of circling their way around town Mewtwo insisted that they'd just ask for direction. One asking an old lady later they found it.
"Wow. Who knew it was just around the corner."
"I know." She then took out her bazooka, "Let's bust in."
"Isn't there an open door over there?" Mewtwo asked pointing to an open door.
"This is funner." She said aiming the Bazooka at a wall.
"That's not even a word." He sighed.
"I don't care!" Then she shot a rocket into the side of the base. She then charged in screaming.
"Oh god …" Mewtwo muttered as he followed her inside, he cleared the smoke surrounding them only to see Latias beating the crap out of some soldiers.
"Where the hell is he?" She screamed.
"I don't know who you're talking about!" The soldier she had in her clutches cried.
'Might as well start looking for him.' Mewtwo thought as he walked away. He found Deoxys in a separate bunker only to find some scientist were dissecting him. They were prodding his internal organs wondering how he takes in energy. Then Mewtwo used his psychic powers to get the scalpels and other surgical tools out of their hands Deoxys regenerated in the meantime. The scientists turned around.
"What are you doing here?" One of them asked.
"To get him." He said pointing over to Deoxys, he then pointed the tools at the scientists, "Any objections?"
"Go right ahead." Said another Scientist as they all ran. He picked up the unconscious Deoxys and flung him over his shoulder and walked out. He got back to Latias who was still in the same spot where he left her, still yelling at the soldier.
"Latias!" He called.
"What?" She growled turning.
"I got him."
"Oh." She then dropped the soldier, "I am terribly sorry for that, we must get going." She then blew a separate hole in the base and left through it.
"But there's a hole right there! Oh forget it." He exited through the hole as well and they went back to the Hall of Origin. Mewtwo then put Deoxys on a couch and put a blanket over him.
"You see?" He heard Mew behind it. "That OTP of yours is invalid."
"NO! NO IT CAN'T BE TRUE!" He head Jirachi shout.
"Believe it or not this is more valid."
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no!" Jirachi cried as he floated off down the hall.
'What are they talking about?' Mewtwo though.
"Oh God what happened?" Deoxys moaned waking up.
"Well apparently you were shot in the neck with a dart, dragged to a military base and dissected."
"I remember the military base part, I must've been drugged."
"Yeah, Latias and I basically saved you."
"Thanks." He then stared up at the ceiling. "Now what?" Mewtwo simply shrugged.
Yeah I've been busy lately sorry.