Disclaimer: I do not own DN Angel, but I will let you know if I manage to buy it...
Well, now, I would normally ramble on about things but... You just want me to shut up and go on with the story, and maybe introduce some kind of a plot.
Oh, yeah and Daisuke's now 15.
Warnings: Same as before
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Daisuke glared at Dark, his face bright pink. "We can't get married," he replied, simply.
"Why not?" Dark asked. Daisuke rolled his eyes.
"Well, for one, you live inside of me, and two... I'm fifteen years old! I can't get married!" Daisuke argued.
"And not to mention, Riku would be devistated," Dark added.
Daisuke's eyes widened, until they couldn't possibly get any bigger. "Riku!" he squeaked. Dark fought the extreme urge to smirk.
"H-How could I possibly forget about Riku!?" Daisuke yelled, flailing his arms in different directions, then attempting to yank out his hair.
"I dunno, Dai-chan... Maybe you were too distracted by me and my stunning good looks," Dark said in a fake superior voice.
Daisuke glared at Dark, harder than he ever had before. "Dark, this isn't the time!" he yelled, flopping himself onto his bed, burying his head in his pillow. Dark sat down beside him. He slowly rubbed Daisuke's back.
"You should really figure out what's up with you," Dark said, his hand traveling lower and lower.
Daisuke sighed. "Dark, I just don't wanna hurt her," he said. "Or anyone," he added as an after thought.
"Well, right now there are four people after you. Me, Riku, Risa, and," Dark paused to shudder, "Creepy boy. Three of four are going to get hurt no matter what you choose. Unless, of course, you don't choose me, then four out of four will be hurt," Dark pointed out.
Daisuke groaned. "Dark, you're not helping..." he mumbled into the pillow.
Dark blinked innocently. "What? You don't like my advice?" he asked, pretending to be hurt.
"No, it's not your advice that's not helping," Daisuke said, harshly. "It's the fact that you're massaging my butt right now."
Dark smirked. "Just because there's no sex doesn't mean I can't have fun!" he replied.
"Dai-chan! Supper's ready!" Towa called. Daisuke's head shot up and a worried expression was plastered all over his features, as if Towa had walked in on him and Dark.
Dark noticed the sudden redness of Daisuke's face and moved his hand off of Daisuke. When Dark did that, Daisuke scrambled off his bed and practically threw himself across the room to where most of his clothes layed.
He struggled to pull his shirt over his head and yell "I'll be right there!" Daisuke took a quick glance in the mirror, once he was totally dressed. He prayed that his tousled hair and slightly wrinkled clothes wouldn't draw any attention.
"Bye Dark!" he exclaimed, unlocking the door and running out of the room.
Dark sighed and sat down on Daisuke's bed, waiting to be returned into the boy's head.
The next day, Daisuke was purposely late for school, so he wouldn't have to deal with either Harada twin or with Satoshi.
He made it to school just in time, barely catching the late bell. His teacher shot him a rather dirty look for being late, but continued taking attendance.
Daisuke spent the entire class wondering about how he was going to possibley avoid almost all of his friends.
By lunchtime, he had come up with a fool-proof plan, but, somehow, it was ruined completely because of Risa and Riku.
"Hey! Daisuke-san, come eat with us!" Riku exclaimed across the classroom, as soon as the bell rang.
Risa smiled at Riku and told her, rather loudly, that Daisuke was going to be eating with Satoshi that day. Of course the Hikari heard this and had to take optimum advantage of it. He walked over to Daisuke, smirking.
"Well, Niwa-kun, c'mon," he said. Daisuke had no choice but to follow him, especially since the twins were watching.
They made their way to their trypical spot in silence. Normally, Daisuke would be trying his best to try and start a conversation while Satoshi would be trying his best to avoid one.
Today, though, Daisuke was too busy trying to keep Dark under control and too scared to even try and talk to Satoshi.
They arrived on the roof moments later and Daisuke managed to cut a deal with Dark. If Satoshi did anything, Dark would be allowed to come out and go on a murderous rampage and kill the boy.
Both boys sat down and opened their lunches. The silence was not broken until Satoshi spoke up.
"Niwa-kun," he said, sharply. Daisuke looked up, half expecting another unwanted kiss. Satoshi just pulled a piece of paper and placed it in Daisuke's hands.
"The police station is having a contest. It's for people who want to try painting the dirty theif Dark. They're going to post this ad in the paper a week from now," Satoshi explained.
Daisuke blinked. "That's all very nice, but what does it have to do with me? I don't know Dark..."
At that moment, Satoshi had an extreme urge to strangle Daisuke, but managed to control himself. "I think that you could win. You're very talented," Satoshi continued.
Daisuke's face began to get warmer. "Thanks," he mumbled, looking away from Satoshi.
/WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING!?/ Dark yelled.
/Shut up... Hiwatari-kun never comppliments anyone/ Daisuke replied.
"All the information is on that paper," Satoshi finished.
Daisuke paused for a moment. Then he spoke up again. "Hiwatari-kun, why are you holding this contest? I know you want to catch Dark but how will this help?"
"We hope that he will love his own self image enough to come and steal the best portrait of himself, so that he could possibly pump his ego even more," Satoshi said, smirking.
Inside Daisuke's head Dark was exploding. Daisuke literally winced when Dark was yelling about how Satoshi should burn in hell.
Satoshi noticed the wince and smirked. He slowly crept closer to Daisuke and was soon within hugging distance. And that's just what he did.
Daisuke felt thin arms wrap themselves around his torso and his face went red.
"Hi-Hi-Hi-Hiwatari-kun! Wha-What are you doing?!" he asked, terrified.
"I'm not doing anything," Satoshi replied, holding tighter.
Daisuke fought the urge that told him to burst into tears and reciprocate the hug, then explain all his problems to Satoshi.
Luckily, Daisuke beat the urge to do so. Unluckily, Dark stopped ranting about how Satoshi should stop insulting him and was now literally screaming about this latest development.
Daisuke clenched his jaw, trying to endure how surprisingly high Dark's voice could go.
Satoshi noticed the tension on let go of Daisuke's middle. He reached up and began to slowly massage Daisuke's jaw. As Satoshi did that, he moved closer and closer, until he was within kissing distance. And that's what he did.
Satoshi, once again, pushed his lips against Daisuke's, wasting no time trying to get into the redhead's mouth. Once Satoshi snaked his tongue past Daisuke's lips, he wasn't quite sure what to do. Satoshi did what instinct told him to. He moved his tongue slightly, but wasn't expecting the sudden chomp of Daisuke's teeth onto his tongue.
Quickly, the noe bleeding tongue retreated back to it's owner's mouth and both boys opened their eyes.
Red met blue in a clash of emotion. Satoshi's eyes begged to know why the taste of blood was in his mouth, while Daisuke's eyes wanted to know why Satoshi insisted upon kissing.
Daisuke saw Satoshi's mouth open and expected to hear words coming out of it, but heard nothing over the screams and shouts of Dark. Daisuke decided this had to stop.
"Please understand!" he said to Satoshi, much louder than he had wanted. Satoshi blinked and before anyone knew what was going on, Daisuke's lips were pressed against Satoshi's.
DON'T WORRY!
That's all I'm sayin'.
Oh, and review! I DEMAND REVIEWS!!! ... Please?
--Taryn/Soda-chan