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Chapter 6-Hentai!
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Me, and the wonderful bishounens, (Tooya, Chichiri, Tenchi, Tasuki, Yuuhi, Tamahome, Inu Yasha, Hotohori, Sesshoumaru, Miroku, and Ashitaka) all appear for the second order of 'Bishounens Distributed'. This time we are in a Tokyo coffee shop which is presently abandoned because I say so. This time we are sitting around a perfectly symmetrical square table, each with a cup of coffee in front of us.
They all look up to me with fear in their eyes.
Lenore: Welcome again to the second order of 'Bishounens Distributed'!
Bishounens: *sigh*
Sesshoumaru: Has it really been a week already?
Lenore: Yup, in my world anyway.
Miroku: A huh. I feel so lonely why doesn't anyone pick me?
Lenore: If you can't figure that out by yourself that's pretty sad.
Magically the Chobit Chii appears amidst us in the coffee shop. She looks around and points to me.
Chii: Hideki!
In turn she goes around and points to every bishounen except one and says the same thing. Then she points to the last bishounen Miroku.
Chii: Hentai!
Miroku: What me? No you have mistaken me for someone else.
She keeps her finger pointed at him.
Chii: Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!
Miroku: Ano...
Chii then disappears the same way that she had arrived and the red began to start fading on Miroku's face.
Lenore: Anywho... Who is on my list here hmmm. Ok to Jessica goes Tasuki. For one week of course, that's the standard length and only I can change that.
Tasuki: Ano... *mumbles profanities under his breath*
Lenore: Ok next on the list. To Reana goes Inu-sexy. *whimpers* I love you Inu-sexy don't ever forget me... I will have you back again!
Inu Yasha: Keh!
Lenore: Reana also gets Yuuhi. This is your first time Yuuhi I have some words of advice. Be afraid, be very afraid!
Yuuhi: *whimpers pathetically* Who is this Reana anyway.
Lenore: A friend of mine. Don't worry she's just as insane as I am!
Yuuhi: *gulp*
Lenore: Ok and last but definitely not least me.
All the bishounens shudder in fear.
Lenore: Hmm who to choose, who to choose. Mmm I know. This week I shall only choose one.
The bishounens both sigh out of some kind of relief and yet look scared at the same time.
Lenore: Mmm... Chichiri I'll give you a break, and you too Tooya! Sess-Baby you will be mine!!!
Everyone except Sess-Baby seems relatively happy.
Sess-Baby: Awe F***. *pulls out his sword*
Lenore: Don't even think about it lest you wish to be forever tortured by me in any which way I choose.
Sess-Baby's sword was then turned into a spoon, by me of course. He then put his sword... I mean spoon away and had a terrible look of evil in his eyes.
Lenore: Why are you so grumpy?
Sess-baby: *growl*
Lenore: If your nice I'll give you back your arm!
He thought about that.
Sess-Baby: No way in hell would I be nice. Specially to one as cruel as you.
Lenore: *bawls* How... Could... You... Say... That... Sess-Baby?
Sess-Baby: *surprised* I... I'm sorry. I'll do whatever you want just please stop crying.
Lenore: *still bawling* Really?
Sess-Baby: Of course, as long as you never cry again.
Lenore: Promise?
Sess-Baby: *sigh* I promise.
My face lights up with abrupt happiness. Sess-Baby knows he's been had.
Lenore: *runs over to Sess-Baby and grabs his tail and starts to cuddle it* Yay!!!
Sess-Baby: Kill me now.
Lenore: Why would I do that? Your soo kawaii! *Fondles tail*
Sess-Baby:...
Lenore: Ok then seeing as how we have no other takers for now you may all have a good week back in your normal surroundings! Bye sexy Bishounens!!!
Leftover Bishounens with great relief in their eyes: Goodbye Lenore (no da)!
The leftover bishounens poof back to where they had come from.
Lenore: Now we are alone and you're all mine Sess-Baby!
Well lets just say he looked terrified. Well beyond that actually. Maybe I should be nicer to them? Maybe I shouldn't treat them like slaves?... Nah!
***Well until next time then! Hope you enjoyed it and pleas tell me what you think. Don't forget to reserve some bishounens! 0.0***
Chapter 6-Hentai!
*** Thanx yet again to all my wonderful reviewers. Don't forget that if u wish to request a bishounen you may do so either through e-mail or through a review!***
Me, and the wonderful bishounens, (Tooya, Chichiri, Tenchi, Tasuki, Yuuhi, Tamahome, Inu Yasha, Hotohori, Sesshoumaru, Miroku, and Ashitaka) all appear for the second order of 'Bishounens Distributed'. This time we are in a Tokyo coffee shop which is presently abandoned because I say so. This time we are sitting around a perfectly symmetrical square table, each with a cup of coffee in front of us.
They all look up to me with fear in their eyes.
Lenore: Welcome again to the second order of 'Bishounens Distributed'!
Bishounens: *sigh*
Sesshoumaru: Has it really been a week already?
Lenore: Yup, in my world anyway.
Miroku: A huh. I feel so lonely why doesn't anyone pick me?
Lenore: If you can't figure that out by yourself that's pretty sad.
Magically the Chobit Chii appears amidst us in the coffee shop. She looks around and points to me.
Chii: Hideki!
In turn she goes around and points to every bishounen except one and says the same thing. Then she points to the last bishounen Miroku.
Chii: Hentai!
Miroku: What me? No you have mistaken me for someone else.
She keeps her finger pointed at him.
Chii: Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!
Miroku: Ano...
Chii then disappears the same way that she had arrived and the red began to start fading on Miroku's face.
Lenore: Anywho... Who is on my list here hmmm. Ok to Jessica goes Tasuki. For one week of course, that's the standard length and only I can change that.
Tasuki: Ano... *mumbles profanities under his breath*
Lenore: Ok next on the list. To Reana goes Inu-sexy. *whimpers* I love you Inu-sexy don't ever forget me... I will have you back again!
Inu Yasha: Keh!
Lenore: Reana also gets Yuuhi. This is your first time Yuuhi I have some words of advice. Be afraid, be very afraid!
Yuuhi: *whimpers pathetically* Who is this Reana anyway.
Lenore: A friend of mine. Don't worry she's just as insane as I am!
Yuuhi: *gulp*
Lenore: Ok and last but definitely not least me.
All the bishounens shudder in fear.
Lenore: Hmm who to choose, who to choose. Mmm I know. This week I shall only choose one.
The bishounens both sigh out of some kind of relief and yet look scared at the same time.
Lenore: Mmm... Chichiri I'll give you a break, and you too Tooya! Sess-Baby you will be mine!!!
Everyone except Sess-Baby seems relatively happy.
Sess-Baby: Awe F***. *pulls out his sword*
Lenore: Don't even think about it lest you wish to be forever tortured by me in any which way I choose.
Sess-Baby's sword was then turned into a spoon, by me of course. He then put his sword... I mean spoon away and had a terrible look of evil in his eyes.
Lenore: Why are you so grumpy?
Sess-baby: *growl*
Lenore: If your nice I'll give you back your arm!
He thought about that.
Sess-Baby: No way in hell would I be nice. Specially to one as cruel as you.
Lenore: *bawls* How... Could... You... Say... That... Sess-Baby?
Sess-Baby: *surprised* I... I'm sorry. I'll do whatever you want just please stop crying.
Lenore: *still bawling* Really?
Sess-Baby: Of course, as long as you never cry again.
Lenore: Promise?
Sess-Baby: *sigh* I promise.
My face lights up with abrupt happiness. Sess-Baby knows he's been had.
Lenore: *runs over to Sess-Baby and grabs his tail and starts to cuddle it* Yay!!!
Sess-Baby: Kill me now.
Lenore: Why would I do that? Your soo kawaii! *Fondles tail*
Sess-Baby:...
Lenore: Ok then seeing as how we have no other takers for now you may all have a good week back in your normal surroundings! Bye sexy Bishounens!!!
Leftover Bishounens with great relief in their eyes: Goodbye Lenore (no da)!
The leftover bishounens poof back to where they had come from.
Lenore: Now we are alone and you're all mine Sess-Baby!
Well lets just say he looked terrified. Well beyond that actually. Maybe I should be nicer to them? Maybe I shouldn't treat them like slaves?... Nah!
***Well until next time then! Hope you enjoyed it and pleas tell me what you think. Don't forget to reserve some bishounens! 0.0***