A/N: Well… I'm… sorta updating…. School is being evil (again), and this time it's my Science teacher who's a slave driver. Stoopid lab reports. My mom didn't have to start writing hers out until college. And I'm NOT IN COLLEGE!!!! WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WRITE THESE STUPID THINGS!!!! Yeah… Rant over now; I guess you could call this another bonus chapter…
Disclaimer: Unless Masashi Kishimoto becomes an estranged member of her family (highly unlikely, no matter how much she wants it), BoredNeko does not own Naruto.
The motley crew has just started high school. Let's take a look at their mindsets, shall we?
"Now, repeat after me! Ich bin."
"Ich bin."
"Du bist"
"Du bist."
"Er, sie, es ist."
Deidara sat in his seat blankly reciting German conjugations for the verb 'sein'. Every year, they started from scratch, and high school was no exception. …Maybe I should do something disruptive, just to liven this place up…After all, art is a bang; German is an artful form of language. Maybe German can go 'bang' too…He began to subconsciously play with the clay in his hands.
Suddenly, the teacher shrieked. It seems that Deidara's quiet musing had turned the clay in his hands into a rather realistic looking scorpion.
Or… Maybe not.
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"Hurry Sasori-kun! Solve this quadratic equation, and graph it! If you don't the world will explode, and everyone will die!"
The tired redhead just glared at his loud teacher. "Gai-sensei, if someone really told me that, I'd purposely screw it up. If that's all it takes to save the world, then it definitely isn't worth living in."
Gai gasped. "BUT SASORI-KUN THIS WORLD IS SO BRIGHT!!! USE YOUR YOUTH, AND SHINE!!! MAKE IT BETTER!!!!!"
Vaguely in the back of his head, Sasori was horribly glad that Gai was switching to teach writing after the year ended. He was much better suited for that, with his flowery (literally) speech and all.
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"I love Gym!" Kakashi called to Itachi, as they ran laps.
"Why?"
The older teen just smiled happily, and pointed to Jiraiya. "Jiraiya-sensei's the best ever! Did you know that he's also a manga-ka?"
"…Whataminute. You mean our gym teacher's the guy who writes that crap that you read?!"
"Hey! Icha Icha Paradise isn't crap! It's good literature!" Kakashi pouted.
"For pervs maybe!" Itachi was incredibly dubious.
"Well, I still think he's awesome. Hey! Did you know that some of his characters are based off the students he teaches?"
The Uchiha glanced at the blonde, well-endowed girls running the opposite way on the track, wearing school provided short-shorts, and tight T-shirts. "I don't doubt that at all…"
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A/N: Merry Christmas. I'll update… sooner than before. Yeah.