To Stab the Sky – 6
"Where is this going, anyway," Dave asked as the theme started. "It's been like five episodes and nothing has really happened."
"Chill, man. Don't you have any fucking patience? There are like twenty-six episodes or something, it's not like the main plot is just going to start right away. They're still collecting characters."
"Characters aren't fucking pokemon, why is it taking so long."
"Because you just get bored too easily."
"Hey, man, I'm a kid of the future. Lame shit is boring, what can I say."
"No, you're just too spoiled to see the beauty of it."
"How long is this fucking recap. It's been like five minutes of them just going through the last episode."
"They are analyzing it, you raging dickwad."
"They showed his dad again."
"Yeah, that happens."
"That was a weird speech. If eyes were in the back, wouldn't you just walk backwards. And then it'd be like you're moving forwards anyway."
"No, shut up. You're just an idiot."
"Never trust fucking old men. They're always the enemy in disguise. Why would you just do what he says without asking any questions. Fuck, he's not even talking. How sketchy is that."
"They just aren't very genre-savvy, obviously. Not everyone can be so brilliant all the time."
"Wow tits."
"As always."
"Sure, just eat the fucking food because they give it to you. That's genius."
"…I'm hungry now."
"Shit. From looking at that stuff. Why. It looked awful."
"I didn't say it was fucking relevant, did I? I'm just hungry."
"Go eat some fucking food, then. You shoul—is that rat thing on his dick."
"You noticed?"
"How could I fucking not."
"How else would you keep it classy?"
"Well, definitely not by shoving pigrats at crotches, I would think. That just draws your fucking attention."
"Hey, look. More recaps. Your favourite."
"Did they just run out of budget for this episode and slap together clips from he first episode? What the hell is the point of watching this. We just fucking saw that episode the other day."
"Just in case you forgot." Bro grinned. "They want to make sure you really, really understand."
"If they wanted that, they'd explain how the fuck his sunglasses stay on."
"Mag—"
"It's not fucking magic."
"Suit yourself." Bro shrugged.
"Did I just see nipples. Like obviously drawn nipples. I thought they couldn't do that."
"That's what clothes are for, dipshit."
"I don't think those were clothes so much as shaded tits. Wow. Okay. More pigdick. Great. That's what I want to see. Fuck. It just keeps happening."
"I warned you about the molecock, bro. I warned you."
"A shades-shaped sword. And suddenly flashing. Okay. What just happened."
"Miracles. Miracles happened."
"Oh. That guy is back. Okay."
"Yep."
"This is getting stupid again. Why are you making me watch this."
"You'll see." Bro smiled.
"When."
"When you do."
"You're an idiot."
"And you're just a kid." Bro stood up, stretched, then reached down and ruffled Dave's hair. "You'll see."