Pili-Chan: chapter 6 is here!:D

Chibi: yayz!~

Pili-Chan: well...I have nothing to say now '.'

Yami:.... just let them read

Pili-Chan: Enjoy!

"FOUND ONE!" Kenny called out "AND IT'S WORKING!"

Stan and Kyle ran into the room, running towards the blond boy on the floor.

Kenny handed the laptop to Kyle, who started working on it,

"You guys stay here" Kenny said "I'll go outside to make sure no one surprises us"

"No" Stan said, getting up "I'll go"

"I'm the one with the big weapon dude' Kenny pointed out,

'Then give it to me" Stan said "You're injured"

"Stan's right Kenny" Kyle said, not looking up "Leave it to him"

The blond sighed and handed his weapon to Stan "Take care"

Stan grinned and nodded "Sure thing dude" he got up and placed a kiss on Kyle's cheek, then left the room.

Kenny smiled softly and turned to Kyle "You're lucky, you know that?"

The Jewish teen finally looked up, raising an eyebrow "What do you mean?"

"I meant what I said" the blond said "You're lucky you have someone like Stan, someone that loves you"

Kyle smiled softly and looked at the computer again "Yeah"

Kenny sighed and looked upwards "I wish I had someone like that…"

"I'm sure you'll find someone" Kyle said, not looking up,

"Yeah…maybe" the poor teen mumbled,

"You have to be optimistic dude"

Kenny laughed "I guess…it's just that…well, sometimes it's really hard you know? Like…everything's so fucked up… this world…this country…my family…" he laughed bitterly, looking at his hands silently "You know…my dad he…he places bets on this game…" he mumbled,

"What?" Kyle asked, looking up,

"My dad…he places bets with his friends on who'll win the game" he mumbled,

"Dude…" Kyle mumbled,

"Yeah…" Kenny laughed "He probably placed his bet on Cartman"

"Dude…" Kyle said again "I'm not sure that…"

"That what Kyle?" Kenny asked "That daddy wouldn't place a bet against his son? You think that he'll be hoping that I win? Face the facts Kyle, my family's fucked up and the only one that will mind if I die or stay alive is Kevin"

"Don't say that dude!" Kyle said "I'm sure they'll be sad"

"Maybe at first…but then they'll remember that if I'm dead they'll have more food"

Kyle said nothing, he just kept looking at him.

Kenny sighed "Sorry for the emo moment dude…It's just that…you know… my life kinda sucks"

"No problem Ken…" he said "Just don't talk like that…Please?"

Kenny smiled "Sorry just…had to let it out"

Kyle nodded "Don't worry dude, we'll get out of here…just so you could rub it in your old man's face"

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Every student from seventh grade and onwards knew what the program was… how couldn't they when it was part of the curriculum? You could easily find it in textbooks and such…here's a quote from the encyclopedia that was issued by the government for the schools, the "Great Empire of the United States of America's Complete Encyclopedia"

"Program: n. 1. A listing of the order of structured activities. […] 4. A battle simulation conducted by our nation for security reasons. Officially known as 'Battle Experiment #68 Program' and as the 'Millennium Educational Reform Act'. The first Program was held in 2001. Fifty third-year junior high school classes are selected annually, Classmates in each class are forced to kill each other until only one remains. The final survivor of each class (the winner) is provided with a lifetime pension and a card autographed by The Grate President. In reaction to protests and agitation caused by extremists during the first year of its enactment, The Grate President responded with his famous April speech, where he spoke about the importance of the program and the honor of those who die for our beloved land, those who die in the name of keeping the safety of our land (see April speech, the)"

Kenneth McCormick, better known as Kenny, remembered the first time he heard about the program. He remembered that he was sitting in Kyle's living room along with the said Jewish boy, Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh. The four fourth graders set around the television, grinning as they watched their favorite show, "Terrance and Philip", a rare video they found among the junk in Kenny's home. They knew it by heart but they still kept watching it, not understanding why they couldn't see it on the television.

The front door opened as Kyle's mother entered the room, dropping her shopping bags as she saw what the boys were watching "Kyle! What is this!?"

"It's called 'Terrance and Philip' mom!" the child said, smiling "It's a Canadian show! We found it in Kenny's house!"

"If you could call it a house…" Cartman mumbled, receiving a punch from Kenny,

"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT!?" the red headed Jewish woman screamed, running to the television, pulling out the video and braking it "Never! EVER! Watch this thing again Kyle! This is illegal!"

"Why?" Stan asked, blinking,

"Because the government says it ruins the youth" Sheila Broflovski said, as she pressed a button on the remote control "Watch something else, I'm sure you c-" she stopped, eyes widening as she saw the News,

"…record! Yes, ladies and gentlemen! A new record! Three days, six hours and thirty-nine seconds ladies and gentlemen!" a girl in bloody clothes walked next to two soldiers, smile on her face "The girl, Jasmine Green ,is a student from St. Angelica high in-" Sheila turned the TV off,

"Mom!" Kyle whined "We want to watch TV!"

"Go and play outside Bubbie…" she mumbled,

"But mo-"

"KYLE" she said firmly, still looking at black screen of the television "Go…"

"Let's go dude" Stan mumbled, pulling Kyle with him.

"Poor child…" Kenny heard as they walked outside, turning to give one last glance at the Jewish woman as she set down, turning the television on again, soon joined by her husband.

"What's her problem?" Kyle mumbled,

"Well should I start?" Cartman asked "She's a bitch, she's a Jew, she's your mom…" Cartman said, adding a finger with each 'reason',

"SHUT UP FATASS!" Kyle screamed, glaring,

"You asked" Cartman said with fake innocence,

"Did you see her?" Kenny asked, his voice muffled by his orange parka,

"Who?" Stan asked, blinking,

"The girl in the News… she…she was smiling… she looked scary" he mumbled silently,

Cartman laughed "You're such a pussy Kenneh!"

"No, seriously dude" Stan said "I saw her too! It was creepy!"

Kyle nodded "The blood didn't help either…"

"God you guys…" Cartman sighed "You're so lame…"

The three boys said nothing.

25 Students Remaining

Pili-chan: so we learned a bit about the program and about emo!Kenny!:D

Yami:....... is that a good thing?

Acedia:........ R&R