If you don't understand the part about Drama being combined with English, that actually happens in my school instead of having it as a separate course. Also, all the plays are real and not owned by me. Here's part six, I hope you like it!
"Right class," The teacher began after she had finished taking attendance. "We are going to be doing Drama from now until the end of the semester. You will be working in pairs that I pick and you will be studying a play that I pick. At the end of the semester, you will perform a scene from that play, in a costume, for part of your final grade."
Craig scowled; he was awful at Drama due to the fact that he rarely ever showed any emotion and he talked in a monotone voice. Tweek beside him was also frowning as he didn't do well in front of crowds, so this would be a huge pressure on him.
"First pair; Bebe and Wendy." "Yes!" The two girls chorused when they found they would work with their best friend. "Eric and Kyle." "Ah shit!" Cartman yelled, fist banging on the desk. "Shut up, fat ass." The red-headed Jew retorted while frowning at the fat boy. "Aye!" "Shut up you two. And Eric? Detention for swearing." The teacher told the boys as she continued reading out the partners. This continued on for a while, Craig was half asleep and Tweek was drinking coffee when the woman called out the last pairing; "Craig and Tweek."
Craig sat bolt upright and Tweek spat out his coffee for the second time in that classroom. "Right, now that that has been sorted, I will give you your play that you will be studying. You can modernise it if you want to. Bebe and Wendy, you will do 'The Gingerbread Girl'. Kyle and Eric, you will perform 'Promedy'…" This continued on and both Craig and Tweek were on the edge of their seats to find out their own play.
"Craig and Tweek, you get the best one… You will do 'Romeo and Juliet', but, obviously you will have to change the gender of Juliet; I refuse to have a farce of a play and nor will I have one of you crossing genders. This is the twenty first century after all; there are gays everywhere you turn!" The entire class was falling out of their chairs in peals of laughter, while Craig and Tweek sank deep into their seats, hands over their faces to hide the blushes.
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