Nanny woke with a yawn and looked at her clock, it read 7:13, time for her to get up. McFarlen climbed out of her bed and pulled on her best jump suit, a yellow with black striped outfit like the one from kill bill. Nanny combed her hair and tied it in a ponytail, she wanted to look her best today, after all they would be seeing a fashion show! She had to show the family some respect by looking her best.
So once Nanny was finished with her morning routine she left her room and walked down the hall. She stopped outside Kyo's room and read a not taped on the door.
For all of you people who want to no, I've gone shopping with that Yuki. We won't be back for a while. Probably around noon.
Yuki, and Kyo
z:p!
"Mr. Shigure Good morning!" She said as she entered the kitchen. Shigure was sitting at the table munching on some jelly covered toast, while Tohru was making up another batch at the counter.
"Oh! A good morning to you as well Nanny McFarlen." Said Shigure.
"Nanny, I'll only be able to make a simple breakfast this morning, I've already explained it to the others. Because of the show later, I don't have time to make something extravagant. I hope that's fine with you?" The toast popped out form the toaster and Tohru buttered both slices quickly before handing them to Nanny.
"No no that's quite fine dear, I have to watch my girlish figure anyway."
"COUGH!" Shigure inhaled his food and started choking on it.
"Shigure!" Tohru started to slap his back hysterically to get the food out. Shigure coughed more.
"Dear you have to use the hymlic maneuver!" Nanny positioned herself behind Shiugre and readied herself to start.
With one loud hackling cough toast spewed from Shigure's nose before Nanny could even touch him. He was blue, but up in an instant, "No need Nanny I'm fine now!" He waved his hands franticly by his face. 'There's no way that women is going to be humping my back!'
Tohru sighed in relief, "Well I guess I'll be off to pick up Kisa and Momijii. Ayame's gone off to get his stuff. Bye." Tohru waved as she walked away.
"Such a good girl, that reminds me, Kyo and Yuki have gone out shopping this morning! Did you know that?" Now at that moment Shigure was sipping his tea. His raw throught needed something warm to soothe it, but in this case he spit it out in Nanny's face.
"WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS!" He shook McFarlen's shoulders franticly, "WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT! SHOPPING TOGETHER!" He composed himself and let go of a very flustered Nanny. Her hair was all over the place now. "They are up to something I know it! There isn't a snowballs chance in hell that they'd actually go out for any other reason." He paused to think.
"Oh please haven't you considered the possibility that all my hard work has finally paid off? Maybe now they are bonding and becoming close like family should be." Nanny beamed at her cleverness.
Shifty eyes, "I'm sending out a spy." Shigure walked off leaving the flustered Nanny all alone.
"He must have trust issues."
Kyo and Yuki were looking very suspicious standing around in the small convenient store. Kyo kept glancing around, and Yuki's fading black eye called too much attention to his face.
"Dam kids." The clerk murmured and watched them through the mirrors. "They're always so suspicious looking.
"Ok Yuki you know the plan, go do your stuff!" Kyo barked and sauntered off towards the girly magazines, the ones he wasn't allowed to buy because he wasn't eighteen and didn't have an I.D. yet.
The store owner frowned when he noticed Yuki approaching him. "What do you want!"
Yuki lidded his eyes seductively and playfully toyed with his hair. "I need your help finding something."
What the hell! This kid was trying to hit on him! 'probably for cheaper prices!' "Hey listen up kid I don't care how dam sexy you are! Your not getting anything free from me yah hear!"
Yuki pouted, "But kind Sir that's not it at all! I have this terrible cough Cough cough and I needed help finding the medicine for it! My boy friend's being an ass and says he won't help me find it!"
Kyo walked up behind Yuki and punched him over the head, "I told you not to say that! I'm not your filthy boyfriend!" Kyo stormed out of the store, holding his stomach.
The owners expression softened, "So he's a gay basher? That's too bad for you kid."
"No! Wait Kyo don't brake up with me!" Yuki cried and ran from the store, after Kyo.
Outside him and Kyo jogged swiftly to the nearest park and sat down on a bench. Kyo pulled out at least 5 playboys (a/n I don't know what they have in Japan) from under his coat. "There now all we have to do is plant these by Shigure."
"Exactly, but I hope you realize that was the most humiliating moment of my life Kyo!" Yuki Screamed.
"WHAT! YOU THINK I DIDN'T HAVE TROUBLE NOT THROWING UP WHEN YOU PULLED THAT GAY STUNT!" Kyo screamed and waved a playboy about this head.(a/n I have nothing against gay ppl!)
"YOU DISGUSTING PIG IT WAS ALL YOUR IDEA! Now put that away it's offending me." Yuki 'humphed' crossed his legs smugly and looked away from his cousin.
"Whatever.." Kyo put the magazines under his coat, then noticed a dog watching them from near by. "HISS! SHOE! Away with you vile creature!" He swatted at the thing with a stick, until finally the dog ran away.
"You asshole don't torment the animals." Yuki stood up and started in the direction of home. "Come on lets go, we have more to do."
On their way home the dog came back to follow them. Every time Kyo would look back the dog would stop and itch itself or sit down. Kyo was getting annoyed, "Yuki have you noticed that dog following us?"
"Yes I have, A bit strange isn't it? I guess it must be hungry."
"I've only ever been followed by cats- WAIT!" Kyo looked franticly around, "Yuki! HE'S A SPY!"
Yuki, "GASP! Get the dog! He's one of Shigure's!" They sprinted off after the dog, which had taken off after the shouting had begun.
"Come back here you bastard!" Kyo screamed. He wasn't getting too far though because of the mag's in his coat.
Yuki stopped running, the dog was too fast for him. "Screw it, we'll just have to beat it home. Kyo why did you have to put both our names on that note! Of course Shigure would think it was suspicious!"
"Feh. Maybe your right. But that doesn't matter now, we have to get back." They rushed home.
Meanwhile at the Sohma residence Ayame was setting things up for his advertisement, I mean demonstration.
"Chop chop people! Time is ticking slowly away! Tohru put Kisa in this costume! Momijii? Where's my little bunny boy?" Aya scurried two and fro franticly grabbing up scattered outfits.
"Here I am Ayame. Look at me I'm a princess!" Kisa smiled and walked into the living room, followed by a maid, Tohru.
"Couldn't I be something other than this? I mean I DO already work as a maid so-" Aya cut her off.
"Your right! Here!" He shoved a skimpy nurses outfit into her face and pushed her into another room.
Momijii sat on the couch happily licking his red lollypop. Despite the fact that camera men zoomed about him, and Ayame was constantly throwing things at him to put on.
Kyo ran in the front door and slammed it behind him, directly in Yuki's face. "What your problem stupid cat!" Yuki stormed in after him.
"Go away!" Kyo rushed to find Shigure while Yuki went to find Nanny McFarlen.
A/n Getting a bit long so I'm continuing it with another chap. It'll be up by tomorrow or my name is Nancy!