On with the show

Larxene woke up to the sound of birds singing and tree banches being blown by the wind. She didn't know why, but she felt that today was going to be a good day. She looked to her left and noticed that Axel was gone. Then she remembered the threat she made towards him last night. "Hmmm, maybe he's in the kitchen making my treats. yay!" Larxene squealed. She hoped out of bed and skipped down the hall. She went down the flight of steps and walked into the kitchen. Axel was nowhere in sight. Larxene died a little inside. If Axel wasn't going to make her treats then who will? "Damn it Axel. you...you...JERK!" her yell shook the house. Suddenly, Axel walked in from the courtyard door and stared at an angry Larxene.

"Wow Larxene, wake up the whole town why don't ya'?" Axel replied sarcastically.

"Shut it. I wan't to know why you haven't made those pretzels. TELL ME!" Larxene demanded.

Axel buried his hands in his pockets and looked at Larxene. "Larxene don't worry. I'm working on it," Axel said, walking behind Larxene. He took his hands out of his pockets and wrapped his arms around Larxene's waist. He began to kiss Larxene's neck. She purred and began stroking Axel's cheek. "Honey, you know I love you. I would do anything for you." Larxene looked up and kisses Axel on his chin.

"I know honey bun. But I still want my treats." Larxene cooed in his ear.

"Okay... I'll...I'll get on it then. Hehehe." Axel replied.

Larxene smiled at him and summoned up a portal. "I have to go to the doctors today. Then, I have to meet up with Aerith, Tifa, and Yuffie so I better see My delicious pretzels when I get back." Larxene said. Axel smiled and nodded. "Okay well...see when I see you. I love you honey bunny." Axel blushed and watched Larxene disappear via portal. He went back to his bedroom and immediately called his friends.

At Roxas's house.

"Um Namine...I got you something." Roxas said.

"Really? What is it my love?" Namine replied.

Roxas handed Namine a box with blue gift wrap on it. Namine took the box and unwrapped it. What she saw inside completely astonished her. "A MOOGLE!" Namine squealed. She wrapped her arms around Roxas's neck and kissed him passionately. The kiss seemed to last for 13 seconds. "Wow...I should buy you more presents more often." Roxas jokingly replied.

"Sshhh, don't ruin the moment." Namine whispered into Roxas's ear.

"You got it." Roxas replied.

Roxas and namine countinued to kiss when suddenly, Roxas felt a brief vibration in his pant pocket. " Hold on Namy I got to take this." Roxas said and reached into his pocket. "What up Axel?"

"Oh uh...nothing. Nothing at all." Axel said.

"Soooooo...why did you call me?" Roxas replied.

"Uh...I sorta need another favor bro."

Just hearing the word "Favor" come out of Axel's mouth was enough to make Roxas shiver. "Oh no Axel. Remember the paint incident? Namine is still trying to get paint out of her old dress dude. And plus, Saix and Luxord had to get stiches." Roxas argued. Axel was thinking of a comeback.

"Well hey dude, if you guy's hadn't been busy goofing around we could have gotten the room done with out any mess ups." Axel replied.

"...Okay dude just...what do you want this time?" Roxas replied

"I'm glad you asked Roxas. What I told you I'm putting together a team? Not just an ordinary team, but an ELITE team of...cooks."

"Your what?" Roxas asked, completely stupefied.

"Putting together a team of great chef's, a.k.a You, Luxord, Saix, Marluxia, Demyx AND our newest member, Lexaeus. OOPS I got to go, I'll see you in then Rox." Axel explained.

Roxas was extremely confused. He shoved his cellphone back in his pocket then looked at Namine. "Let me guess, Axel is doing something stupid again and he want's you to help him out." Namine guessed. Roxas nodded and smiled ever so innocently at namine. "Just go Roxas. I'm gonna play with moogle." Roxas hugged namine then diappeared through a portal. He apperead in the mansion living room.

"AXEL,YOU HERE BRO!" Roxas yelled out.

"HOLD ON, I'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC!" Axel yelled from atop the staircase.

Roxas waited for three miutes for Axel to finish what ever he was up. Finally, Axel flung open his door and walked down stairs to meet his friend. "Well Roxas, how do I look?" Axel asked. He was wearing a chef's outfit. Roxas sighed and shook his head.

"You look like the dough boy. What are we doing today?" Roxas asked.

But before Axel could respond, 5 more portals all of a sudden appeared in the living room. Lexaeus, Saix, Marluxia, Luxord, and Demyx all popped through. Now the chaos would begin. "Wow guy's I'm glad you all made it today." Axel said.

"Axel what did you call us here for now?" Saix replied.

"Guys...I've called you here today for something important." Axel replied.

"Well...what is is Axey boy?" Demyx joked.

Axel turned towards the kitchen and signaled for everyone to follow him. Everyone did as commanded and followed Axel into the kitchen. Surprisingly, the kitchen was as big as as the Axel and Larxene's bedroom. "Wow Axel, this kitchen is freakin huge. I knew you were living in the high life but damn dude." Demyx commented.

"Demyx focuse for a sec, this is important." Axel reminded.

"WHAT is important Axel? You just called me on my phone and asked for a favor." Saix implied.

"Yeah me too." Luxord replied.

Axel raised his hands defensively. "Guy's cool down, I'm going to tell you about what we have to do in order to stop...Larxene's mega cravings." Everyone in the kitchen gasped in horror. "Yes yes I know it's terrible right? But if we work together and pull through...we can get through this mission. WHO'S WITH ME!" Axel exclaimed. Everyone raised their hands and cheered. Yep, it keeps getting random ;)

"Wait but, what exactly IS our mission Axel?" Roxas questioned.

"Ummmm, we sorta need to make 50 vanilla filled soft pretzels or not only will Larxene kill me, but you guys might share the same fate." Axel replied.

"WHAAAAAT!" Everyone screamed.

Everyone started going nuts. Roxas and Demyx were crying in a corner, Marluxia and Saix were saying their goodbye's to each other, and Luxord was huddled in fetal position and sucking his thumb. "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO! WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE VANILLA FILLED PRETZELS, LARXENE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!" Demyx screamed. Axel was absolutely flabbergasted. What had happened to his team of invincible pals.

"YO, GUYS CHILL THE HELL OUT!" Axel ordered.

Everyone immediately stopped freaking out and looked at Axel. Axel stared daggers into each and every last man in the room. "Listen guy's, Larxene will be back in 4 hours. We have approximately 2 hours to make these things. The more you guy's sit here and cry like babies, then the more trouble we will be in. So I'm asking you this one more time...can we do this? Axel encouraged. Just like that, everyone regained thier composure. Axel was right, they CAN do this.

"Axel...he's...he's RIGHT!" Saix implied.

"Yeah man, if we work together we can easily do this." Demyx replied.

Axel crossed his arms and smiled. Now that's the team he was looking for. "All right guy's...let's get to work." Axel demanded. Axel got out everything needed too make the pretzels. He opened up a giant cook book and found the ingrediants for the pretzels he wanted to make. Accourding to the book, he would need:

1 c. warm water1 tbsp. melted butter
1 tbsp. sugar
1 tsp. salt
3 c. flour
Egg (to brush)

"Hmph, sounds easy." Axel said to himself.

"Axel my friend, I have been making these pretzels for month's. I'm sure I can assist with something." Lexeaus replied.

But before Axel could respond, there was a loud boom that came from behind them. Axel and Lexeaus turned around to see that the microwave had been completely blown off it's hinges. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" Axel yelled. Demyx walked up to and gave him the badly damaged door to the microwave.

"I put aluminum foil in the microwave. Hehehe, the result was a epic." Demyx replied.

The entire kitchen was filled with smoke. "MY HAIR, DEMYX YOU IDIOT!" Marluxia insulted. Everything was already falling apart. Roxas ran towards the nearest window and opened.

"UGH sweet air!" He said, panting out the window heavily.

"Uh Axel?...this plan is already failing." Marluxia said.

Axel sighed and walked towards Lexaeus. "Okay Lexaeus, what is the quickest way we can make these pretzels?" Axel asked. Lexaeus rubbed his chin.

"Well...the fastest way we can make these treats is by microwave. But...You know." Lexaeus replied.

"Damn it Demyx. Is there another way Lexaeus?" Axel asked.

"No, the only option left is to put them in the oven for 30 for an entire set of pretzels."

"Okay then. We just need to make the pretzels then put them in the ov-"

"AAAAHHHH! WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENED IN HERE!" Larxene yelled.

Everyone turned and saw larxene standing in the doorway, completely astonished. "Oh shit, Larxene...wha-what are you doing home so early?" Axel questioned.

"I was so excited to finally be reunited with my delicious vanilla filled pretzels that I decided to come home early. However I didn't expect to come home to all this MESS YOU IDOIT'S MADE!" Larxene shouted.

"Lar-LARXENE WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!" Axel yelled backing up againt's the wall with the rest of his pals.

"EXPLAIN WHAT? HOW I'M GOING TO KI-" Larxene stopped and placed both hands on her stomach. Axel looked at her in confusion. "Larxene, you alright?" He asked as he slowly approached her.

"Ugh, my stomach. I...I THINK IT'S TIME!" Larxene shouted. Axel and everone else's eye grew wide.

" Oh my god...this is it. THE BABIES ARE COMING...THERE FINALLY COMING!" Axel cheered.

"OH WILL YOU GET ME TO A HOSPITAL ALREADY YOU IDOIT?"

"Oh okay then let's go. Twilight hospital here we come.

Yep it's happening. the spawns are being born. And I know exactly what their names will be.