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-terminallyCapricious (TC) started trolling ambitiousNinja (AN)-
AN: Hey, Gam.
TC: HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR.
AN: What's up, bro?
TC: NoThInG rEaLlY sIs.
TC: I'm JuSt ChIlLiNg SlAmMinG a FaYgO.
AN: Cool.
TC: WhAt AbOuT yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR?
AN: | managed to get through the 3rd bloody gate.
AN: Only now | have absolutely no |dea where the fourth one is.
AN: -.-
TC: Oh BrO tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg SuCkS.
AN: Yeah. My gog. | off|c|ally hate. Repeat. HATE. Th|s. Fuck|ng. Game.
TC: Ha Ha I kNoW wHaT yOu MeAn, SiS.
AN: :)
TC: Ha Ha :o)
AN: Gah hold that thought.
Victoria quickly grabbed her wicked cool new weapon and started to kill every imp in sight. She front flipped over the heads of a bunch of imps and landed on her feet. She spun around and finished the rest of them off. She turned back to her computer and her eyes widened as she spotted one last imp over by her computer. It picked it up and started to smash it against a boulder.
"No! No. Bad imp. Drop the computer. I said drop it. No that's not dropping it. That is the opposite of dropping it, that is holding it!" She lectured. "Put the computer back on the ground. I said put the computer back on the ground." She said and slapped her hand over her eyes in despair as the imp threw it down onto the ground causing it to shatter into a million pieces. "Why couldn't you put the computer back on the ground?" She moaned before she tossed her sword over towards the imp. The sword landed deeply embedded in his throat causing the imp to explode into grist.
She glared at her, now destroyed computer. She sighed before she gently tossed the millions of pieces off the edge of the cliff.
She sighed as she started to collect grist and her eyes darted around every inch of the sky. Nothing. She made her way slowly down the ledge with a small frown on her face. She glanced up at the sky again as she came up another cliff and noticed the familiar shape of a gate in the distance in the sky.
She whistled again before she jumped off of the cliff, landing hard on the bird she'd created. She saw a bright shining gate high up in the sky not very far away.
She blinked in confusion as she found herself back in her own world. She glanced at her leather bracelet to see with lighting up like crazy.
TC: HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: GoOd JoB.
TC: YoU'vE cLiMbEd To ThE tOp Of YoUr MoThErFuCkIn EcHeLaDdEr.
TC: WeLl tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN vErSiOn AnYwAy.
AN: What the fuck do you mean th|s version?
TC: WeLl YoU'vE cLiMbEd To ThE tOp Of ThIs MoThErFuCkIn VeRsIoN bUt YoU sTiLl HaVe YoUr MoThErFuCkIn GoD tIeR EcHeLaDdEr.
AN: You know what, |'m just not even gonna ask anymore.
AN: |'m just gonna roll w|th the fuck|ng flow.
Victoria sighed as she hopped off of the bird and started to wander through her land. She talked to the different dogs occasionally but all in all she mainly ignored everyone and everything. She allowed her sword to drag along the ground as she wandered up another flight of stairs.
She found herself face to face with an imp. She flicked her wrist slitting it's throat easily as she found herself at the top of a high pillar like ledge with a purple slab of stone with a lighter purple design on it in front of her. The design was fairly complicated. It had several different lines to put it nicely. Near he top of the design were two lines, back to back curling into each other and underneath that was something that at first glance looked like a smiley face with a chin but in the middle of it was the upside down shape of a frown.
"What the hell?" She murmured to herself in confusion.
She brushed the back of her hand against the stone which caused it to glow. She spun around as she heard a distinct conversation in the distance.
"Yeah! I'm not joking! The calming rage happened! I saw it with me own eyes! It was so beautiful! I only wish I could've gotten a better look at the Sylph." A small dog said.
'Sylph?' None of this made any sense to her. She sat down on the smooth stone and stared up at the sky. Her eyes widened as she felt her body collapse on the slab of stone painfully as unconsciousness overtook her.
(Gamzee's POV)
Gamzee had requested for Vriska to put her to sleep because, honestly? Who would be able to sleep on a freaking rock. He knew damn well what was going to happen but he didn't like it regardless.
Jack Noir came up to her sleeping form. Right on schedule. He glared her down before he yanked the sword out of his chest and stabbed her quickly in the chest. Blood poured freely from the wound and ran down her arms, dripping off of her fingers delicately.
Jack smirked lightly before placing the sword safely back inside his body and flying off. The sign on the bed glowed brightly in response as did the flowery pattern underneath the bed. She was lifted high into the air where she lay, her body glowing bright purple.
Gamzee glanced at her dream self to find it running up a long winding checkered path. It jumped forward onto it's own quest bed. A wound in the same place appeared on it's chest as it smiled softly.
Victoria's whole body was shining bright purple now. The blood on her arms, chest, and hands glowed brightly and then it was gone. Purple clothing appeared in it's place and her eyes flew open as she floated high in the air. Gamzee smiled a toothy clown smile as he watched the screen.
"Good motherfuckin job, sis."
She glanced around her as she felt everything right before her eyes. It was like floating straight through. She couldn't believe anything and everything. Everything was changing. She started to turn around and around in confusion. Her hands went up to gently brush up against her hood.
She looked down at the outfit she now wore and gasped. She wore a long flowing dark purple dress that went down to her ankles. Fromm the waist down it dark purple. The waist up it was light purple. There was also a part of the dress that was in a rectangular shape. It was light purple and went from the waist down to the knees put just in the middle part. She had long light purple sleeves that went down to her wrists that had a single long pink line around the sleeve. Underneath the sleeves she had on a pair of golden bracelets that reflected the light on them. The hood covered her head and went under chin as well as went behind her and curled into itself. Underneath her dress, on her feet instead of her usual pair of sneakers she now wore a pair of golden ballet flats that connected to a string the was wrapped around her ankles.
She stared at her hands and her eyes widened at her new transformation. She started to turn around and around trying to get a grasp on this new fact, her eyes never leaving her hands.
She slowly gazed down at her world with a soft smile on her face. Her thought process was interrupted by a hand grabbing the back of her collar and pulling her back.