I sat in my big comfy green bed that was in the shape of a ball and wrapped the towel around my shoulders, shifuring a little. The top half of my body was still wet, and it was so cold. I opened my grubtop and started trolling her.
:33 okay M33nah purrlease explain to me why you were dragging me into the ocean?
okay first of f don't call me "M33nah"
:33 but it's a kitty pun 33: you use the fishy ones why can't I call you m33nah?
cuz I can barely read that shit without thinking it's some code or somefin
:33 N'aww 33: well then fine you can't call me Meulfin .
that is an awesome pun why didn't I think of that
:33 but you can't call me that!
come on purl you know I can't kelp it
heheh see right there I just punned the shell out of that
hot clam
i'm on a
shit I can't think of a good pun for that one
:33 how about I'm on a hull? Instead of on a roll.
that's part of a boat right
:33 *sigh* Yes meanah :c
then alright I'll allow it
oh shell nah girl
you didn't just call me mean-ah
:33 oh my jegus pl33se just tell me what I should call you!
you can call me "the most bootylicious ho in the motherglubbin' sea"
:33 Really.
Really meenah. ._.
reely girl
:33 oh my freaking gog
okay okay shit girl get your eel on
just call me meenah
and yeah lemme explain everyfin reel fast
you know me and krilloz aren't that close. or yeah…he's just anemone.
so maybe I stopped by to steel his shit to get some boonbucks at the prawn shop and then accidentally found you at his dive. i thought hey look I don't gotta hunt tonight for the lusus so I was just gonna take you with me back to her
:33 you were just going to f33d me to your lusus.
yeah
:33 …..
it's not like I don't love you or anyfin meulfin
i mean mewlfin
:33 …hmm…
I mean c'mon purl you're the ship
:33 you just used a shipping pun for me?
Omg :'33 you do love me
yeah yeah yeah sure bb
just tell me why krilloz tried to krill you
:33 he didn't…he just woke up from a nightmare and just
Attacked me.
He didn't mean it though! At least…I don't think…
huh
when I got there it looked like a reel sick fight went drown
there was purple and green everyheir and even a few fangs
i dug through the bubble for some stuff you know but even under the Ness I didn't find anyfin reel good
but that's not imserpant
:33 oh my gosh…I hope nothing attacked him…
The last time I saw him I was holding him :c
oh cod I wonder if he got krilled too
what the shell man what's up with all these trolls getting krilled
:33 No one has even died yet meenah. At least…I hope not…
you seem pretty unsure about all this shit girl
:33 I am, I really am…I wonder if Kurloz actually meant to hurt me…
He's always seemed like he was gentle and he cared about me, but that night, when he came back from seeing the Grand High Blood he seemed different…
I hope that evil guy didn't convince him to be mean too :c
shit girl you better watch your meowth if he heard that he'd probably krill you
:33 you said meowth. :'33
yeah yeah I know
just trying to cheer you up I mean clam
everybody's either dead, pissed, or confused at this point
except for me I couldn't reely give a shit
:33 suuure you couldn't meenah.
anywave do you have any idea where you think he might've gone?
:33 I don't know…I hope he isn't being really hard on himself. I have no idea what is happening right meow 3 It's frustrating.
yeah tell me aboat it
:33 anyway I need to try to find him and make sure he's okay :c
sounds good girl but one question
how the shell you gonna do that when you can't talk to people and you can hardly stand up straight
:33 I don't know…But I have to try, right?
nah not really
:33 meenah!
okay yeah sure you have to try
be all heroic and sing a song about it or some ship
:33 :'33 do you wanna help me?
whoa whoa now girl just because I'm your frond and I'm super glubbin' nice to you doesn't mean that I'm gonna go out and help you save anemone
:33 Pweaaaaseeee meenah? I can hardly walk :c do it fur me :o(
you just used his face
motherglubber
:33 Fur me? 33:
ahhh frick
fine
jegus
:33 Eeek! Yay! ^3^
I knew I could trout on you :'33
haha that was pretty clam cute not gonna lie
:33 =u= 3 :D
wow