Here's chapter four! When my computer let me upload this I nearly screamed in joy! Review's make me oh so happy!


Temari sighed. "Kankuro, I don't know how you did it…"

Kankuro slowly looked up.

"You freakin got us lost in the freakin jungle! You big fat idiot!"

Gaara growled softly, "Knock it off, you two."

They both looked up.

The redheads gourd began to shake, soon, sand was slithering out.

The older siblings watched as the sand formed into a platform. Gaara jumped onto it and flew up in the air. When he came down, the sand went back into its container.

"I'd say we're an hour or two away from Konoha."

His siblings were dumbfolded.

He began walking. "Come on." He called over his shoulder, "I'm not getting any younger!"

Temari and Kankuro ran to catch up.

"Wait!" yelled Kankuro, the puppetmaster had tripped.

Temari glared at Gaara. The host sighed. "Fine, I'll help him."

Gaara held a hand out to Kankuro.

He was about to except the hand, then he froze.

"What is it?"

"MISSES STEVEN, YOU HAVE A BUG ON YOUR BACK."

Gaara frowned, "COULD YOU BRUSH IT OFF?"

"UM, NO."

Temari watched in shock as Gaara began to scream like a little girl.

Then Kankuro and Gaara fell silent.

The brothers looked at each other.

Kankuro gasped, "Did I just sound like a kid?"

Gaara cocked an invisible eyebrow, "Did I just sound like a woman?"

Kankuro, "Why would that matter? I'm the victim here!"

Gaara began cooking up a nasty death glare.

Temari leaned over to Kankuro.

"YOU BETTER RUN, BOY!"

Kankuro snickered at the man-ish voice his sister had spoken in. He was deep into laughing, that he didn't see Gaara behind him.

Gaara grinned like a maniac.

"I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU SO YOU BETTER, UGH, WATCH YOUR BACK!"

Kankuro turned around.

"Noooooooooooooooo!"


The sand sibs walked through the jungle with Kankuro rubbing his bruises, Gaara talking to himself to make sure that his voice was still deep, and Temari laughing at her brother's antics.

Gaara spoke quietly to himself.

"I'm okay. I've got a manly voice."

Are you sure?

"Shut up Shukaku!"

But I'm bored!

"That's not my problem!"

But I'm in your body!

"You have no idea how wrong that sounded, you perverted demon!"


Kankuro looked over at his brother. The boy was fighting with Shukaku.

Without warning, a swarm of flies buzzed over to him.

"Ah!"

He swatted at them.

"Get off! Get them off!"

When the flies had left, Kankuro began hearing another noise.

It was Gaara laughing, "Ahahahahaha!"

His face suddenly went blank, then softened.

"IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE. THE LION CREEPS TONIGHT. WITH ADVENTIDGE, THE FLEAS DON'T BITE HIM. THE LION IS ALRIGHT!"

Gaara covered his mouth and ran ahead.


Told you so!

"Shut up! See! My voice is fine!"

Sure it is.

"It is!"

Is it?

"What?"


Temari fell to her knees. "Thank God! We made it!"

The sand sibs stood at Konoha's gates.

The gates opened to reveal Team Kakashi and Team Gai.

"Gaara! What a surprise!"

Lee ran up and gave the sand ninja a killer hug.

C-can't breathe…

Get it off! Get it off!!!

"L-lee! Your freaking Shukaku out!"

The tai-jutsu master nodded and let go.

Kakashi began to speak to Temari.

"Tsunade told us you were coming, but she didn't say why."

"It's to drop of a peace treaty."

Gai gave them a thumbs up. "You all must be honored to have been given such a Youthful mission!"

"Sure…the journey was….interesting."

She spotted a certain someone.

"Shikimaru!"

She ran to tackle him.

"Glomp!"

He looked up with fear. "What a drag!"


Naruto walked over to Gaara. "Hey Gaara."

"Hi there Naruto."

Lee jumped between them.

"Who is up for some ramen?"

"Me!"

"Ooh! Ooh!"

"I am!"

The two Jinchuriki were trampled by the insane ninjas.

Gaara growled.

Naruto glanced at him.

"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?"

Gaara put a hand over his mouth.

Naruto gasped.

Him too?


I kinda made up the What the heck was that for!? thing...

But i'm proud of this chapter!