Chapter VI

A Famous Phrase and a

Drunken madman

Gummi wandered it's way to yet again an interesting little world. From above it looked like a ship, broken down and messed with by the wrong kind of man to own a ship. It had rotting wood and its Jolly Rodger was the traditional skull and cross bones from those old movies Mia would watch when she was a teen. Strange, But I'm sure the whole world is not made of a single Pirate ship. What fun would that be? With a smirk and a high egotistical attitude Mia turned the ship toward the world. But somehow it would not listen when she attempted to give it a soft landing into this place. Because, lets just say it landed in a loud crashing blow against the edge of a small town. No one heard it because of cannons being fired in the place near by. Mia got out of the crashed ship yet again and of course she had another almost teen chibi look. As the girl got out of the ship and she looked in the now fire reflected view of the down fire Gummi ship, she only sighed. The appearance was something that gave away the theme of this world, pirates. For she was about five feet two inches with white hair to about her shoulders. At least she kept her natural color this time. She had a long black captains jacket on her with the sleeves to large for her arms and the end of it touched the ground near her. Underneath this jacket was a casual worn down white blouse with blood stains in several spread out locations. It had a low cut on its neck line, which irritated her greatly. The shirt was tucked in at the stomach line with black cloth trousers that were cut off at her knee cap. Ending the outfit with black boots that look new. On her head was a bandanna. On the ground next to her was a hat, pirate captain hat obviously enough. Mia closed her teal eyes and sighed. "Just great! GREAT!" Mia grunted this quite irritably as she put the hat on her head and headed into town. It seemed like a merchant town so if she just took somethings out she could make the repairs.

When Mia got into town she started to think that Halloween Town actually had some sanity to it, at least compared to this rat hole. There were dead bodies spread out through out the area, and guns being shot. Yelling and screaming. Window jumping and the town reeked of booze and sweat. Mia walked in keeping her hand on the hilt of the belt around her pants. This form not only came with pants but a sword and gun...what a joy! Well, anyway, A man walked up to her and he looked very drunk. When he gave his grin he had brown decaying teeth on his mouth. "Now your a cute little one heh..Captain." He laughed and started to lead her walking. "Give me your name..." Before he could continue Mia moved her foot back against his making the man fall right on his face. When he started to get up Mia was walking off. "Names Captain Alex Carter! Don t you forget that." She yelled this before entering a tavern. Men were throwing other men and girls were dancing to music casually as if men were not getting their asses kicked in front of them. When Mia entered she caught a few eyes of some. Though, their glance was then averted back to what they were doing. Well, all of them but one. It was a man in his thirties it seemed and he had long black hair, much longer than her own. It was braided with beads and other assortments as it was messed up and all frizzed up. He looked like he was wearing eye liner on his almost black looking eyes. Facial hair was obvious and developing wrinkles. From his slouching position it was still shown that he was wearing a captains outfit, though he did not wear a hat just a bandanna. The man signaled for her to come to him with the mug of booze he had with him. Though he also looked very drunk, Mia could take him and it was obvious she could beat him up if he tried anything stupid.

Mia sat in the chair across from him with one leg over the other as she gave him a calm gaze to his eyes. He only chuckled. "Your a serious girl aren't you? Being all calm and being brave enough to show up in a place like this in that hat." He took the hat off of her head and examined it. "Hmm..I do not think I have seen this Rodger before." He tossed the hat back to her and smirked. "Who are you?" Mia smirked. "One should give their own name before asking for that of another." Her voice sounded smug as she said this. She put her hat back next to her and put her arm on it. When she did this he again laughed. "You dont know who I am? Well that would explain why you did not look honored nor pissed to come over to my table...the only person who doesn't know me would be you,dear..I am Captain Jack Sparrow, the greatest damn pirate you will ever meet...Now tell me your name before people realize that I'm here..I do not have a great impression on these folk." Just when he said that the people glared at Jack. Stopping everything before they started to go at him with guns and swords. "And before I finished the rum.." He sighed and grabbed her wrist, running out of there like a mad-man being chased by doctors. "What do you think your doing I forgot my ha-" "I need to know your name, you may leave after I find that out." He said this just before they got far enough from the mob and then he let go of her wrist with his dirt hands. Mia just realized that she looked almost too clean to be a pirate, her hair was not greased or messed with in anyway and her teeth were as white as diamonds on a poster. Mia sighed and put her hands in her the pockets of her coat after buttoning it up. The sleeves were torn from the nails she ran into during the chase. Some how it worked out fine because she now was able to see her black nail painted fingernails and her small hands. "I'm Captain Sarah Carter." She said this and just realized that she had a bit of an accent, like the man she was talking to. He took a drink of the rum he was able to get before leaving. Smirking soon after he heard her name. "Captain? What a bold name..Wheres your ship?" He said this like a clever being which only meant he was going to end up stealing it and Mia realized that...Good thing she did not have a boat ship. "I lost it to me crew, backstabbing bastards took it...Where is your ship Captain." "The Pearl was again stolen yet again....When I get to keep it for me own self I will never ever know.." He said this as suddenly his face turned bright red. Mia started to walk off, knowing he was now very drunken. "Where ya going Carter?" She turned her head and sighed. "Your too drunk now, find me later when your normal ass hole.." He chuckled yet again, yep he was very very drunk. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am lassy! Just drank a little Rum..it don't hurt a man..." He then fell right on his face after tripping. Mia took this chance to run off back into town to claim her hat, after she did get it she walked out of the tavern and started to look around the place for anything that might help her get out.

After several minutes she was again spotted, this time by two men with serious hygiene issues and overall issues. One was over weight and he had a creepy grin, which showed he had terrible teeth. One had a glass eye that moved in more directions than the other. They were mumbling to one another but Mia just walked by them, almost anyway. As one of them got the guts to touch her butt as she passed by. Turning right around she glared a glare worse than death to them. "Who did it? I demand to know!" She harshly said. Before any reply was given they looked at her with a chuckle and stayed quiet. "Not gonna tell me? Well then.." She then rolled up her sleeves and punched them both in the face at the same time. When they were down she kicked one from under him and kicked up up. Once he was high enough she punched him so hard that he ran into a pirate ship on the dock a few miles off. The other one blinked a few times then ran off screaming to get his companion out of the ship. This place was filled with drunk men and slutty women...speaking of that a few dancer girls walked up behind her and tapped her shoulder. They were dressed as expected and that is all that has to be said about that. "Wow kid not bad. You could be one of the men if it weren't for the fact girls aren't supposed to be captains." With that said one of the other girls unbuttoned her jacket and removed her hat and bandanna. "We wont tell anyone if you help us out tonight. Its a win win thing because there are some pretty dashing men at the tavern right now." Mia took her hat and bandanna from the girls and put them both back on her head. "No thanks girls. I'm a fighter not a dancer." She then glared at them. "If you don't want to see how I suggest you run along now...I'm a captain..not a toy." Mia then pushed them aside and walked off to Gummi, she was able to snag the glass eye and some fake hair. She could make it work for ship recovery.

The dairy of Mia: Entry four

I need to note here and now that I will never go to this world again! I will say that this is port town because it seems like one. I again got another form and it has to be my favorite! I call her Captain Sarah Carter and she is what her name says. The girl has a freaking sword! I feel so proud to be her! But the town is no laughing and cheer. It is violence and drunks basically. I met a man who claims to be the best, Captain Jack Sparrow. Now, a man who has had his ship stolen countless amounts of times and a man who cant hold down 20 mugs of sweet Rum does not seem like a good, worthwhile, captain. And yet I do not know him all that well so maybe he has a bunch of luck and stupid thoughts to match. I then ran into two situations I am better off without. Perverts and sluts. Two things I did not want to see more than once in my immortal life. At least I got through it without making myself too obvious...I know this is my shortest entry but I gotta go, The ships auto pilot is about to wear off.

Mia.

To be continued...