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Short chapter… because of what Eragon did…
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything Christopher Paolini has made, Facebook, and the internet…
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Eragon: *typety typety typety*
Matthew: Whatcha doin?
Eragon: Ima facebooking.
Matthew: … okay, how many friends do you have?
Eragon: 654.
Matthew: … I only got… *checks* 42… how long have you had a Facebook?
Eragon: errr… since 8:32 last night.
Matthew: … obsessed… *POOF!*
Eragon: Call me what u want; I'll just go back to my 23 simultaneous chats.
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A/n I know Eragon isn't a girl who can multitask, and he's not that smart to pat his stomach and rub his head, but it's a story.
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Murtagh: *sigh*
Matthew: Hmm… I feel like I left someone alone… unable to move… for a while…
Murtagh: yeah, me.
Matthew: oh! Sorry! Murtagh's head is back on his head,
*POOF!*
Murtagh: *cracks neck* ah… tha-
Matthew: backwards.
*FOOP¡*
Murtagh: Huh? Woah! I can see my heels… looking down… okay…
Matthew: hmm…. Ice cream! *POOF!*
Matthew: :) *lick*
Murtagh: you're hopeless…
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Eragon:*type*
Matthew: Eragon.
Eragon: eh?
Matthew: what are you doing? And don't say facebooking.
Eragon: I'm downloading all of the apps Facebook has to offer.
Matthew: Cool… how many you got?
Eragon: about… 500
Matthew: WHAT! Your going to like, break the internet!
Eragon: and… that makes 501!
Matthew: What! O G! T e n e n t s b e k ing!
E a o n: O o s. . . s r y. . . I k It w u d a p e n
Matthew: A H H H H H H H H H H!
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A/n so now, the insternst is breasidnfg. Its alls Erasgons faulfast. .. AHHHHHHHHKGDzsdfhes!