A/N- I took great joy in writing this one! Thanks to everyone who has ever reviewed because I love you in a non-awkward way. Still love ya though!
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Hello there. My name is Rose Weasley, as you probably already know. I have some things to address with you people. First of all, I am not even going to comment on the stories that some of you creeps write about my parents and uncles and aunts. In addition I can barely even read some of the stories that you write about me because that's just how messed up they are. I've actually read some stories that shipped my own cousin Albus and I. Did you guys hear that? My COUSIN Albus. Some of you are really messed up.
I'm going to tell you a secret in hope that it all stops, but you have to swear on whatever you muggles swear on, my mom says it's the bible, that you won't tell anyone, especially my dad. I'm actually dating Scorpious Malfoy. Yeah I know I wasn't supposed to even talk to him unless I was insulting him or something, but I just couldn't help it because he looked so helpless. I mean I didn't just walk up to him and start making out with him either. For the first year or so we were as our parents thought, enemies. But, eventually we couldn't help it and we had to learn more about each other. We are still dating in secret in hope that one-day we can finally tell our parents. Tragic I know! But I was serious about not telling anyone else or I will hex you so much you won't be able to open your mouth one more time to take it back!
Well now that that's over with I want you all to know that I am not in Slytherin. Are you kidding? Why in insanity's darkest deepest corner (where some of you creeps live) would I be placed in Slytherin? It's a good house and everything, but I'm not a pure blood and both my parents were Gryffindors. I am also a Gryffindor and I love my house with a very strong passion. Please take all of this into consideration before you write your next fanfiction. Or else
Sincerely,
Rose Weasley
Ps. My hair is not blonde! It is red. I am a gingy however and for those of you who don't know the difference between a gingy and a red head go look it up!