A/N: celestreal: Thanks for the heads up, I didn't even notice that.
Last time:
Lucius paled but lifted the cookie to his lips and took a small bite. "Hey, these are actually good." he complimented as he took a bigger bite.
The three explained about the food fight then made their way to the bathrooms to clean up, while back in the kitchen were a few angry elves looking at the mess left behind.
Now:
Over the next week it seemed that Hermione was getting more comfortable with the Malfoy's just as they were with her. Narcissa seemed to really need another female around, one that didn't gossip about everything like the other pure blood wives would and even though Hermione was the same age as her son, she found Hermione to be the perfect female friend...and accomplice.
"Do you think he will wake up?" Hermione whispered to Narcissa as they stood over Draco.
"I don't think so, he seems to be pretty out of it."
"Alright, I'll do the eye shadow and you get to working on the lips and blush." Narcissa giggled and went to work. After about five minutes, both were laughing as quietly as possible.
"I think we've done enough with him, now we need to move to my husband before it gets any later." Hermione nodded and crept of of the room, heading to the sleeping Lucius.
"Are you sure about this? Draco is one thing but Lucius is different." Hermione said with a slight hint of worry.
"I'll handle Lucius when he discovers it." Narcissa smirked.
They again went to work, putting the pinkest lipstick they could find on his lips and a purple eye shadow and some blush.
"I think we have done enough, lets head down to the dining room and wait for the show." Narcissa said with a huge smile, Hermione followed trying to contain her giggle, no one would ever believe she had put make up on both Malfoy men.
Twenty minutes later Lucius woke and went for the dining room. He sat in his normal chair and waited for the house elf to appear with his breakfast. Hermione and Narcissa gave him a small nod and continued to eat their breakfast, eye contact would only cause them to burst out in laughter. A small house elf appeared and almost dropped the plate at the sight of Lucius, "Your breakfast sir" the elf said with a slight nervous giggle. Lucius nodded and the elf disappeared back to the kitchens.
"So what is the plan for today?" Lucius asked.
"I was thinking we can get you some tee shirts today since we didn't get to it last week." Hermione replied.
"Sounds good to me." Lucius said as he took another bite. Hermione was dying inside, the urge to laugh was almost over whelming but she controlled herself by biting into another piece of toast.
Draco finally walked in few minutes later and sat in the chair across from his father, their eyes met briefly and Lucius continued to eat, not noticing the make up right away. Draco however did,
"Father, what did you do to your face?" Draco almost screamed
"Wha – theres nothing wrong with my face." he looked to his son and pointed his finger, "Whats on your face?" he asked in shock. Both men darted from their chair and ran to the mirror.
"Why the hell would they do that?" Lucius asked and ran back to the dining room where Narcissa and Hermione ware laughing uncontrollably.
"You look so pretty dear." Narcissa said through a strangled laugh causing Hermione to almost fall out of her chair. Draco finally appeared at his fathers side looking like he was going to lynch someone.
"Hermione dear" Narcissa said still laughing, "I think its a good idea if we run now."
Hermione nodded and both took off out the door followed by Draco and Lucius.
"I'll deal with your mum, you get Ms. Tee shirts." Lucius barked.
Draco caught a glimpse of Hermione dashing out the back door and he went after her. She ran as fast as she could, laughing even harder as she noticed him coming at her.
"get back here Granger, you made me look like a poof." He yelled as he started to catch up to her.
"Never, I'll never surrender." She yelled behind her as she ran faster. Draco picked up his speed a bit and managed to tackle her to the ground, landing on top of her.
"I told you I would catch you, my legs are longer." he said to a still laughing Hermione.
"I have..to...agree...with your mum...you do look pretty." she choked out trying to stop laughing long enough to catch her breath.
"Not funny Granger."
"Oh its funny, I'm sure the guys will love you." she replied
"I'm not a poof and the first guy to come on to me is a dead man."
"Prove it -- I always thought you were a little more of the girls side."
He looked down to the witch underneath him and crashed his lips to hers.
Back inside the manor, Narcissa was taking two stairs at a time, trying her best to get away from Lucius.
"Get back here woman." he yelled as he followed her up the stairs. Narcissa was laughing so hard that her legs gave out as she reached the final stair, she dropped to the ground in uncontrolled giggles.
"I -I'm sorry, we couldn't help ourselves." she squeaked, falling into a fit of giggles again.
"You my dear, are going to help me reclaim my manhood." He said as he scooped her up and carried her to the bedroom. Narcissa still laughing the entire time.
Back on the grounds, Draco had finally pulled out of the kiss and looked down to Hermione, "Did that prove it?"
Hermione could do nothing but nod as she shook herself from the shock.
"No girl has ever dared to do this to me." he stated pointing to his face.
"Because the girls you know have the personality of a depressed tortoise." she replied back, causing Draco to laugh.
He stood up and held his hand out for her, which she took. He started to walk towards the lake with his head cocked to one side as if he was staring at something.
"What are you looking at?" she asked as she followed behind him.
"Not sure but I think I saw something." he replied as he walked onto the dock. Hermione followed, looking in the direction he was, trying to spot anything she could. Suddenly she went flying into the water, leaving a laughing Draco dry and warm on the dock.
"That'll teach you to make me look like a poof." he said as he started to walk back to the manor. Hermione looked at the retreating figure in shock of what just happened..
"He's not getting away with that" she said to herself as she quickly climbed out of the water and went after him. Draco didn't hear her coming as she jumped on his back, knocking him to the ground.
"Think its funny to get me wet?" she asked as she started pressing her body to his, trying to make him wet too. She wrung out her hair on his back and continued to soak him through.
Draco on the other hand was enjoying the fact that she was pressing her body to his, he knew she didn't realize exactly what she was doing, so he would continue to act like she was torturing him.
"How do you like that, huh, tell me?" she squealed
"Let me turn over, I think you missed a spot." he said with a chuckle, causing her to freeze and blush.
"Oh, ummmm, sorry." she said as she jumped off of him, running to her room to shower and change.
An hour later there was a knock on her door. "Are you ready to go get tee shirts?" Lucius asked through the door. She opened the door and smiled.
"Yeah I'm ready, I see you finally got the make up off." she said with a laugh
"Finally, I just don't see how you girls wear that stuff." he replied.
He took her by the arm and apparated them close to a store she had told him about in muggle London called Tees.
As they walked in the door, they were greeted by a guy a little older then Hermione.
"I was wondering when you would show up." the guy said to Hermione.
"Hi Scott," Hermione greeted with a grin, "This is a friend of mine, Lucius Malfoy, and we are here to get him a few shirts."
"Good afternoon Mr. Malfoy." Scott greeted in return.
Lucius nodded and started to look around at the hundreds of shirts lining the walls, all with different sayings.
"Oh Hermione, I almost forgot, Do you remember the shirt you requested last time but we were out of your size?"
"Oh yeah, did you get some more in?"
"Yes and I saved one for you in your size. Just remind me to give it to you before you leave."
Hermione nodded and gave her thanks as she walked over to Lucius. He already had about five shirts in his arms, still looking and laughing as he went along.
"Are you finding what you want?" she asked already knowing the answer.
"These are great, I've even found one for Draco." he said as he held up the shirt that said 'Spoiled rotten'.
"Boy is that the truth," Hermione laughed as she started digging through the racks with him.
An hour later they walked from the store with 5 large bags full of shirts.
"I cant believe you picked out fifty shirts." she said to him.
"hey you got 15 for yourself, at least I got some for Draco and Narcissa." he replied as he wrapped his arms around her and apparated them back to the manor where Narcissa and Draco were waiting.
"I got a few for you both" Lucius said as he held out the bags. He dug through and pulled out six shirts, three for Draco and three for Narcissa.
"44 of those are for you?" Hermione asked with a laugh
"What can I say, you've got me hooked on the damn things." Lucius replied