Hey guys, I'm back with a new chapter. Some of the dares and truths are from November and I'm sorry for not doing them sooner. So, yeah. Also idgaf about what those ppl saying "truth or dare stories are not allowed" say so if this story gets deleted or something I'm sorry but blame them.
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Helloooooo! I'm back! Let's see what everyone's doing... *looks down from hiding spot*
Jerry: Well, I guess we're gonna die here.
Rick: Uh, DUH. Are you really that stupid Jerry?!
Morty: Wh-what?! I do-dont wanna die here Rick!
Summer: There is literally no way out of here Morty. What else are we gonna do?!
Beth: *sips wine*
Morty: Mom! This is not the time to get drunk!
Rick: MoRRRrrrRrRrrty. Stop whining and telling everyone what to like your the damn boss or something.
Morty: Shut up Rick!
Beth: Morty, your grandfather is right. Your not the boss and we're gonna die so get over it.
Morty: *sighs and sits in corner*
Hey guys! We got more dares and truths to do!
*Everyone but Rick and Morty gasps*
Summer: Stop just popping out of nowhere like that!
No.
Rick: We need to put some type of bell on you.
Whatever. Hey, whats up with the bitch in the corner?
Beth: He's crying because we're gonna die. *sips the last bit of wine*
Morty: I'm not crying.
Die? No no no! I'm not gonna let you all die! I need to use you all for entertainment!
Rick: So your using us like slaves.
Exactly. Anyway before we start we have a new person joining us!
Summer: Who?
*Evil Morty walks in*
Summer: Wow, Morty has a twin?
Rick: Um, I don't think so...
Morty: *Not looking up* Is that Evil Morty? Yeah, he's not my twin.
Evil Morty: ~Hello.~
Summer: I hate him already. Get him out of here.
No. A guest asked if he could be here. Now he's here so stop bitching and just accept it.
Rick: Harsh.
You know what Rick?! Your going first! So get your ass over here now!
Evil Morty: *chuckles*
Rick: ShHHHhhHhHHhut up. *starts walking towards me*
Alright! First one is from ZBoy666 and he says you have to be nice to Jerry for the entire chapter!
Rick: No.
YES.
Rick: No.
:-(
Rick: Fine.
Good. Next one is for you again, but its a truth. Its from AwsomeMango7 and they say how do you feel about each member of the family?
Rick: Yeah I'm not saying anything because everyone sucks.
Even Jerry?
Rick: Ye- I mean no.
Ok, well you need to do better than "everyone sucks" so try harder.
Rick: FiNnnNNnne. OK well, Beth is OK because she is my daughter.
Beth: Thanks. I guess.
Rick: Jerry is...ok...is guess...
Rick: Um, let's see...Summer is a stupid teenage whiny bitch who is on her phone 24/7 and is too emotional for my liking.
Summer: :O
Rick: And Morty is just a bitch.
Ok that was mean to say to your own grandkids so since you wanna be mean your going next. Again!
Rick: I must be very popular.
*Rolls eyes* OK! This is a truth too! Its from Esteban099009 and they say would you sleep with you closet door open or closed.
Rick: hmmmmm...Well, it depends if I have any type of alien in there because it could try to eat my brains.
Summer: Ew. Hey how come I'm not getting any Dares and junk?!
Jerry: Yeah, me too!
Becuase you both suck.
Evil Morty: *looks at Morty* ~Whats up with him?~
Summer: I don't know. We told him he wasn't gonna die. Also, I hate the way you talk so shut please.
Evil Morty: ~I will kill you in your sleep.~
Summer: :O *Takes 10 steps away from Evil Morty.*
Morty you got a dare too! Come over here!
Morty: *walks over*
Ok, so you got a dare from Esteban099009 and they says you have to steal all the shampoo and conditioners from all the hotels.
Morty: Why?
I don't know just go.
Morty: *leaves*
Summer: Wait. Where did that door come from?
I made it so he can leave.
Summer: Oh. Also Evil Morty said he's gonna kill me in my sleep so...can you tell him not to?
Your on your own. Sorry.
Evil Morty: ~For snitching I will torture you THEN kill you.~
Summer: *shivers in fear*
Ok. While we are waiting for Morty to get back, Rick you have a dare!
Rick: Fuck, again?!
Yeah. It's from Red orange unicorn ( HI FRIEND ) and this note card says "say all the book hook ups and one night stands you had and all their names"
Rick: O ^ O
Summer: This...should be interesting.
*** Time skip cause I don't feel like typing all this and this chapter is already a few months late***
Wow. That Limoin chick was really kinky!
Evil Morty: ~Reaallly kinky.~
Rick: Everyone shut up Morty just got back.
Morty: *struggling to hold all the shampoo* I-I'm back.
Beth: What are you gonna do with all that shampoo Morty?
Morty: I don't know...
Summer and Rick: ...*laughs*
Alright stop laughing and Morty get up here. You got a dare.
Morty: *sighs and drops shampoo and conditioners on the ground*
Ok! This is also from my friend Red Orange Unicorn and you have to sing a song!
Morty: Any song?
Yup! Now hurry up so we do other stuff!
Morty: *Starts singing the song Heathens from Twenty one pilots*
Evil Morty: ~This is ear rape.~
Summer: Agreed.
Evil Morty: ~Fuck you.~
Rick: Morty! You can't sing! Shut up!
Jerry: Guys, stop making fun of my son.
Beth: Yeah, the son I carried for 9 months.
Jerry: You always turn everything into an argument!
Beth: Shut the hell up, Jerry.
Jerry: No! YOU can't tell me what to do BETH!
Rick: Hey, who do you think you are yelLLLllLLlling at my daughter?! I don't care if I have to be nice to you for an entire chapter!
Summer: Why do you guys always argue?!
Beth, Jerry and Beth: *Arguing*
Morty: *Finishing song but then realises what's happening*
Morty: Um, guys?
Ok, well that's all for today! I have no idea what the actual fuck is going on but see y'all next time!
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Again sorry for the long delay. I'm a slow uploaded so please have patience.
