hello, my fellow fans! i have just been dazzled by my lovely reviewers, though there aren't a lot, and the lovely people who read this story! And my amazing piano teacher who I never knew could sight read so well! Well, you learn something new every day! On with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy cuz if I did, I wouldn't be writing this. I would be trying to mutate chickens into chocobos. Actually, no, I wouldn't cuz that would not be cool. I would get millions of eggs and hope that one of them hatches a chocobo.

So, now I'm back at the bar, and Tifa didn't have enough time to yell at me, because it's the drunkard hour where all the idiotic perverts and who knows who else come in. Apparently including Cid, who just walked in the door.

"Hey, Cid."

"Hey, brat."

I gave him his cup of beer.

"Soooo…how's Shera?"

"Doin' good."

"Touchy, are we?"

"Hn."

"Don't you dare go all Vincenty on me. So, what's up?"

"Stupid fuggin' amateur helping me build an engine for a new airship."

"Aaaand….?"

"Idiot broke the whole thing. Dropped it."

"Ah. I see."

"Shut up and gimme my booze."

"Yeah, yeah."

So, now Cid is slowly drinking himself into oblivion, Tifa is waiting on drunks, and I have no one to annoy. Heeey….I have an idea.

"Oh my gawd, Cid! Is that the guy who broke your engine I see standing at the door?"

"WHAT? WHERE?! I'M GONNA KILL THAT #y&!!"

Nyuk nyuk. Too easy. Now lemme just change that booze with this little drink right here…

"So, did you catch him?"

"No, the fuckin' bastard got away."

"That's too bad."

"Bastard. Now I'm thirsty from running after the son of a bitch."

"Why don't you drink some of your beer? I'm sure you'll feel better." And hopefully you're too drunk to notice that your drink changed color…

"BLEH! I NEED A FUCKIN' BATHROOM!"

"Hehehehe….."

xXxXx

Wow. Cid's lookin' really pale. Maybe it's from puking his guts out into the toilet. Maybe I should feel guilty…nah, he needed to get all that alcohol out of his system anyways.

"You okay?"

"Ugh. Fuckin' hangovers."

"It's probably cause you drink and smoke too much."

"Huh. Maybe I'll take a day off…"

"Yeah, you should! Unless, of course, you want to have some of Tifa's hangover remedies? I hear they work really well."

"NOO!! That shit taste so bad I'll just start throwing up all over again!"

"Okay then. Tell Shera I said hi!"

"Bye, brat."

xXxXx

The bar's closed, and Marlene and Denzel went to bed. I'm washing the dishes again and Tifa's probably off somewhere writing a love letter to Cloud while he tries to look macho. With a tan. Nyuk nyuk.

"…"

"Oh, hey, Vinnie!"

"…"

"Did ya know? Today Cid came over and was drunk and he drank something and for some strange reason he started throwing up!"

"…"

"Don't look at me like that. At least it wasn't you throwing up."

"…"

"Come to think of it, can you throw up? Or are you indestructible in your stomach too?"

"…"

"Fine, don't answer my question. Oh, and today I was hunting Midgar Zoloms cause they ate my Conformer and my shoes and my cats and my materia and I don't remember what else."

"…"

"Hello? Is there anyone there? It would be nice if you said something, Vinnie."

"…"

"And if you do, you better not be like Cloud and say 'something.' As in the word. Cause that wouldn't be very nice."

"…"

Aww, the end of another chapter. I'm afraid Cid got a little out of character there. And Yuffie is being a little mean. Oh, and has anyone else noticed that Yuffie changes clothes the most amount of times out of all the characters in FFVII? Not including Cloud in KH. Square must like her a lot!

uniFsky: I thought it would really be likely that Yuffie would get drunk, but I didn't think that she would actually jump off of Da Chao with or without a parachute now that she's older. Nevertheless, I loved your idea! so I used the drunk part. Yay!

Yuffie: Hey! How come I'm likely to be drunk?!

me:umm.. What are you talking about? I said I'M likely to be drunk. cowers away from Conformer ehehehehe...

Yuffie: Well, now all the readers have to review! Or else I'll tie the author up and you won't have a story anymore!

me: NOOOOOOOO!! NOT MY STORY! TAKE ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE!

Well guys, you heard her. SAVE ME AND MY STORY FROM HER!! REVIEW!

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