Authors Note: This story uses Stephanie Meyer's Characters. I only own the plot. Alice's POV.

For the past two days I was actually acting like myself. I was acting like Mary Alice Brandon Whitlock Hale Cullen. Everyone was in a good mood...but that could have been Jasper rubbing of on everyone.

"Alice!" Bella complained. "I don't want to go." I rolled my eyes and pushed her out toward my Porsche.

"Bella shopping will be fun! Besides, Edward said you would go…he has a surprise for you when we get home so you need to stay out of the house. But who cares about Edward…do it for me?" I said giving her my best puppy dog pout.

"Alice you look five!" She said crossing her arms and I opened the passenger door for her. I kept the pout on, she'd eventually give in. "Fine" She cracked "Only an hour though"

"Two" I stated

"One and a half" she said.

"Fine" I pushed her into the passenger seat and ran around to the other side of the car.

The shopping trip was awesome…I got it to drag out 3 hours…Go Alice and her amazing Shopping strength! Wait…strength…"uh-oh" I whispered.

"What what's wrong Alice?" Bella said "I put your new fuzzy boots in the trunk. We have them."

"Relax Bella I'm not uh-ohing my boots" I said…sounding a lot like Emmett in the process… CRAP! I ran to the trunk and picked up all 35 bags with one hand…this was bad. I ran in the house and thankfully found Rosalie and Emmett sitting on the couch playing some race game that looked amazingly entertaining. Jasper was sitting in the chair watching the game.

"ROSALIE!" I snapped. She paused the game and looked at me. "Pick up all these bags with one hand." I said that a little more forceful then intended.

"Alice…that's what 50 bags? Not even my vampire strength could lift that many bags of your shopping…ask Emmett" She said continuing the game. I walked over to the game and pulled the plug.

"Alice I was wining!" Emmett complained

"Was not" Jasper said laughing

"Fine Alice" Rose went to go pick up the bags. She got them about 3 inches off the floor but no higher. "See Alice I told you I couldn't pick them all up!" She huffed back to the couch.

"Okay, now Emmett your turn" I said.



"Alice what is going on are you okay?" Japer asked as Emmett walked over to the bags. He successfully got them up holding his arm straight out.

"No I'm not!" I shouted I held the bags up just like Emmett had.

"Hey, strength is my thing!" Emmett shouted tackling me to the ground.

"Emmett! Alice!" I heard Esme shout as she walked into the room. "You know better then to fight with each other stop acting like your 8!" she scolded.

"She started it" "He started it!" We shouted at the same time. We both looked at each other.

"Well fine then!" he said sounding more like a teen age girl then anything else. "If you're going to be me I'll be you…BELLA LETS GO SHOPPING!" He squealed in the most girlish voice he could muster.

"Well it's not that hard to act like you! Rosalie you have a cute butt… Me Emmett big strong man" I said mocking him.

"Arm wrestle?" he asked.

"You're on!" I said. Just then Jasper stepped in between us.

"Stop…Emmett, something is wrong with Alice" he said sending calming waves through the entire room.

"Oh yeah!" I said suddenly remembering where this had all started. "This is bad...what's going on? I don't want to be the world's biggest idiot!" I laughed to myself.

"Alice!" Rosalie said "Okay A- My husband is not the biggest idiot in the world and B- This isn't funny!"

"Alice…are you okay?"Jasper said concerned.

"No…I'm acting like everyone in the family and I said Rosalie's but was cute…Eww" I said actually realizing what had happened over the last few seconds.

"Alice, Calm down…here sit on the couch." Jasper led me to the couch and sat down beside me.

"Alice, do you know why you're acting like everyone?" Esme said sitting on my other side.

"Nope!" I said simply. "Hey Emmett you want to play that racing game?" I asked plugging the game in.

Jasper slapped my hand. "Alice stop…Emmett you have the worst ADHD EVER! Alice…" he paused looking at me.

"Do you have anything you want to say to me or are you just going to star at me?"I asked… I really wanted to kick Emmett's butt at this racing game.



"Uh, no" He said defeated I smiled and pecked him on the cheek.

"Let's do this Emmett." I grabbed the controller that Rosalie was using and turned the game on…This was totally un natural for me but the game was fun so I wasn't complaining.

A/N: sorry this chapter was so short…the next one will be longer I promise… who shall it be Jasper or Edward…hmmm.