Lmao I had an idea for a New Years part lol but I had to lead into it somehow xD

this doesn't really do that..but I had the idea and so I wrote

I guess I'll write the new year one after new years n.n;;

enjoy!

*Sniff*

*Rustle rustle*

*Groan*

*Stretch*

*Yawn*

"Good morning pup."

Silence

"Pup?"

Cerulean eyes cracked open and squinted against the blinding sun. Sitting up, Seto yawned again and looked beside him. His blond pup wasn't there or anywhere in the room in fact. Seto blinked confusingly (does that even make sense? xD), glancing at the clock on his bedside table. Red numbers shone back at him "9:37" it read. Falling back down, Seto growled "too fucking early" and snuggled back to sleep.

'Where's Katsuya? It's Saturday, he's usually asleep right now. Hmm whatever…probably in the bathroom or something. I wonder how he did on his history test today…wait…'

"FUCK."

The brunette shot up, scrambling off the bed before tripping on the covers that pooled around his feet. Rubbing his now rug burned nose, Seto dashed into the bathroom while kicking off his jammy pants. He decided to brush his teeth while combing his hair to save time, so he squeezed some toothpaste onto his brush and grabbed his comb. Then his brilliant mind came up with the idea of picking out his clothes also.

Oh how I love multitasking. He thought to himself, smirking at his own genius idea, he began rummaging through his closet.

'Where are my pants??' *rummage rummage* 'ah there they are. Damnit…I need a belt. AHH toothpaste running down my chin, ok got it…ew my hair is worse than I thought…wait what's that gooey stuff?'

"FUCK."

The teen ran into the bathroom to look into the mirror.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

His gorgeous brown locks were covered in bubbly sticky white stuff.

"FUCCCKKKK."

Seto, the perfectionist, had a habit of running his hand through his hair to make sure it was perfect. And of course he also did it when he was thinking or concentrating. Right when he was trying to remember where his missing clothes were, his mouth overflowed with bubbles and started dribbling down his chin. Naturally he went to wipe it away so he could continue searching. Then unconsciously he ran his fingers through his hair….and…. you all know what happened.

Now, the brunette was desperately trying to wash out the paste while rinsing his mouth. He had his head underneath the tap and his hands furiously scrubbing his hair. When his fingers felt no more gooey stuff, Seto straightened to go dry his hair. But painfully knocked into the running tap and sprayed water everywhere.

"FUCK."

Seto stormed out into his bedroom, jerking his towel off the rack and proceeded to dry his hair. He angrily yanked on his clothes, grabbed his briefcase off his desk, slammed the front door shut and climbed into his car. Reaching to turn the ignition, he remembered he didn't grab his keys.

"FU-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP." (.............................Seto punched the steering wheel)

The fuming CEO stomped back into the mansion, grabbed his keys and made his way back to his car, all the while muttering curses through clenched teeth. Finally, Seto started his car and speed off towards school.

*BAM*

The classroom door burst open to reveal a very disheveled looking and pissed off Kaiba.

"Glad you could join us Mr. Kaiba." Said his science teacher.

"Hn." He replied, heading back towards his desk.

"Hey Kaiba." Yugi grinned.

"Hn."

"Hey Seto." Jou chuckled.

"Jounouchi." He growled.

Seto slammed his briefcase and noisily sat down. He crossed his arms and glared at no one in particular. Eventually he noticed a few people turning around to snicker at him.

"WHAT?"

Everyone jumped and turned back around, not daring to face him. Jou leaned over and whispered, "You're fly is open."

Seto gave a "you've got to be kidding me" look before looking down to see a BEWD staring back at him.

(I'm talking about his boxers…freak…)

"Well isn't that just fucking peachy." He growled before zipping up.

"Alright class, we're going to be experimenting with marshmallows today." She giggled.

"Woooooo..ooo.." enthusiastically cheered the class. (sarcasm)

Blah blah blah…teacher read instructions…blah blah…students get the materials…blah blah don't feel like writing…

"Hahah! This is so entertaining!" Jou exclaimed, grabbing two more marshies.

"Hn." Says (guess who) Seto, turning away from him.

"What's wrong Seto?"

"Hn."

"That's not an answer." Jou frowned, turning to look at his boyfriend. "Why were you late?"

"Why was I late?"

"Yea…that's what I just said."

"Why was I late??" he said snapping his head to face Jou, "I was late because someone didn't wake me up."

"I did! But nooooo… somebody threw a pillow at me and yelled to I quote shut the fuck up and let me sleep end quote." Jou mocked before pouting.

Seto blinked before saying, "I don't remember that."

"Hn. *eye roll* of course you don't. Doesn't explain why you're looking like shit though."

Seto mumbled something.

"Huh?"

"I put toothpaste in my hair." He mumbled again, blushing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"Shut up."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA."

"SHUT UP." Seto yelled, crossing his arms again and glaring out the window.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww, sorry Seto." Jou laughed. "That's just….hahahahhahahaha."

Seto moved to get up but Jou grabbed his wrist and pulled him back down.

"I'll stop." Jou said, giving Seto a kiss on the cheek. "Now back to the experi…."

*BOOOOOOOM*

The whole class turned around to see what happened and they found the two snowmen. Both of them were shaking, but one of them was emitting bursts of laughter.

Jou giggled, wiping melted marshmallows from his face. "Seto you ok?"

"Hn…"

*chair screech*

*squish ….squish…squish*

"Seto?" The blonde looked around the classroom until he found white foot steps leading to the door.

*CRASH*

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK."

lol he keeps getting covered in sticky white stuff xD

well R&R

Happy New Year! woooo 2009.....woot woot....haha