Byakuya's eyes snapped open at the sound of the annoying voice and the feel of light pressure on his side and sat up, pulling the gauze thin sheet off his head as he went. The light spilled into the room blindingly and Byakuya squinted against it thorough his black bangs that hung in his face and noticed a small plush lion.
"WAHH!! YOU"RE NOT ICHIGO!" Kon yelled, jumping off Byakuya's side and standing at his feet. "JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" The plush demanded, stomping its foot. Byakuya rubbed strands of hair out of one eye and stared at the plush thing thorough the other, what was up with this house? Early baths, girls feeding him excessive amount s of food, a father who attacked his son randomly and now this, a talking lion. "Actually you look like a beautiful version of nee-san." Byakuya put his hands down on the bed an stared at the plush thing, he had to take a moment to take it all in, he's human in a weird house with weird people and now this weird thing. "Let me explore your heavenly mountains!" Kon sang and jumped at Byakuya's chest and hugged him.
"What are you doing?" Byakuya asked dully and Kon looked up at him with his jaw open.
"You're a-you're a... a," Byakuya stared back down at the plush, waiting for a response, "Oh DECEPTIONJ!" Kon screamed and jumped back at the end of the bed then off it and headed for the door that opened just then.
"Oh Byakuya, good you're awake." Ichigo said, walking in wearing his uniform with a black tee shirt showing underneath. He walked on top of Kon and looked down at the plush. "And you, shut the hell up!" Ichigo growled angrily and threw the toy back on the bed. Byakuya looked t the thing lying on its face for a moment before it jumped up.
"You TEL ME TO SHUT UP! HOW DARE YOU BRING SOMEONE LOOKINGL IKE A GIRL IN YOUR BED AND ISN"T AND TEHN TELL ME TO SHUT UP!" Ichigo shoved the plush down into the bed silent.
"Shut up!" Ichigo growled, "That's the Taicho of the Sixth squad, so don't call him a girl you idiot!" Kon stared at Ichigo and then at Byakuya who was looking at him with eh interest of Mayuri.
"Oh no." Kon said suddenly and jumped off the bed before Byakuya should twitch a muscle to catch him and ran off.
"It's a mod soul in a stuffed toy, worst decision I ever made." Ichigo sighed.
"I see." Byakuya muttered.
"Here, I packed your bag, don't expect me to do that every day and your clothes are over there." Ichigo said, pointing to the clothes on the back of the chair. "Umm, you can use my comb if you want, I never use it and when you're done, come downstairs for some breakfast." Byakuya got up and dressed, struggled through his hair that was knotted. With a sore scalp and a head ache, he headed downstairs with his bag hanging off one shoulder.
"Good morning Byakuya-san!" Yuzu sang. Byakuya stepped over Ichigo's weeping father who was nursing some wound and settled at the table and immediately a massive portion food was put before him and he was suitably hungry.
"Yuzu, can you not feed Byakuya so much?" Ichigo sighed, grabbing a bun from Byakuya's plate.
"But Nii-san, he's so skinny!" Yuzu countered.
"Yeah, he could go up for vogue if he got taller." Karin added.
"Good thing they don't know." Ichigo muttered.
"Umm, nii-sama..." Byakuya looked up to find his sister who was blushing furiously at him.
"What is if Rukia?"
"Woah, you're really into the noble thing aren't you?" Karin remarked, looking over her glass. Rukia blushed more and held up her hand and opened it, in it was a fluff ball, two of them, one red and the other white.
"I thought you'd want to hold your hair up." Byakuya looked at the fluff balls for a moment and took them.
"Thank you Rukia." Byakuya answered and taking them, pulled his hair up in a ponytail.
"Great, just great, don't walk near me you two." Ichigo muttered, getting up. "now come on or else we'll be late." Ichigo grunted.
"But what about breakfast?' Yuzu fussed.
"Done." Byakuya answered and grabbing his bag, headed for the door. Ichigo stared at the empty plate and then at the black head with red and white pompoms on it, did he really want to know? Ichigo sighed ad grabbing his bag, hurried out behind Rukia and Byakuya. Watching the pair was interesting, one wearing red and white pompoms and uniform with a bag hanging off his skinny shoulder and a shorter girl beside him, the both walking at subdued pace, the both looked like a pair of modern nobles.
"KUROSAKI-KUN!"
AN- I have a debate to prepare for... I wrote the speech this morning and the debate is tomorrow... the prize is two thousand dollars... oh boy... I have to say the whole thing by heart... you know no one told me weather to include Yoruichi or not....