I own nothing you recognize. Also, I am completely making up magic spells for Royal Guards. You'll understand. Thanks to PrimeLaughter for betaing.
"Dad!" Mikayla called, running down the stairs. She entered the throne room, carrying the bowl containing Brady and Lanny's cum.
"Aunt Wikaywa!" Lexi said. "Bwe quiet!" Mikayla turned, and saw the little girl and her brother standing by the couch, where her father lay sleeping.
"Why, Lexi?" she asked. "What are you two plotting?"
"Wason fwell aseep dwuring hi' an' see'," Max said. "We' gonna ma' him wook siwy!" Mikayla blinked, surprised that the twins would try that. Mason could be very terrifying to them.
"May I help?" she asked. Max and Lexi looked at each other, conniving grins spreading upon their three-year-old faces.
Fifteen Minutes Later
"Alexa Woods Parker! Max Taylor Parker! Get over here now!" The shout echoed throughout the castle and the plaza. Mason had woken up and went into the bathroom. When he looked in the mirror, he found that he had a lot of makeup sloppily applied to his face. And it looked like some of the stuff that Mikayla had in her room. In any case (and unfortunately for him), the twins and his daughter were not within the range of his voice. However, The Vase was, and it fell off it's pedestal and broke. Mason rolled his eyes and continued hunting for the children.
"All right, guys," Mikayla said. "This is the tree that the Jinx was in before it was broken." Max and Lexi looked at each other guiltily. "We need to find all of the pieces to it so we can fix it." Max and Lexi nodded understandingly and scaled the tree like monkeys.
"Aunt Wikaywa?" Lexi asked.
"Yes?" Mikayla responded.
"How mawy 'ieces awe der?" the little girl asked.
"I don't know, Lexi. Why?"
"Becwause der awe a wot of dem," Max said. Mikayla's jaw dropped in astonishment.
"I'm coming up, guys!" she called. For once, the mandatory how-to-climb-a-tree guard lessons paid off. She reached the place where Max and Lexi were in about a minute. It took the twins much less time, making her wonder just how much experience they've had at climbing trees.
"See?" Lexi asked, pointing down. There were around twenty pieces of loose red glass in the hollow of the tree, and there were more attached around it. Mikayla bent down and grasped one of the pieces and tried to pull it loose. It didn't budge. She sighed and looked up towards the top of the tree, very annoyed. But she noticed something funny about the tree when she did so.
"That's strange," she muttered.
"Wha' is?" Max asked. Mikayla pointed up.
"The tree is shaped funnily at the top. It looks like a giant spire."
"So?" Lexi asked. The elder frowned.
"I'm not sure," she replied. "But I'm going to have to bring the remedy here now in order to fix it. Come on, you two. We're going back to the castle. Leave the pieces behind, please." The twins nodded and put everything back in the hollow, quickly climbing down the tree afterward. Brave kids, Mikayla thought. The first few times she had done that, she was scared to death. When they got to the bottom, she stopped and turned back, facing the tree.
"Aunt Wikaywa?" Max asked. "Wha' awe you doing?"
"As the current protector of the Royal Family, I am allowed to cast one spell in my time serving them. I do not want this issue, or any with this Jinx, to happen again, so I am going to place a shield on this tree. It will be active the moment the Jinx is whole, and almost nothing will be able to get through this." As she spoke, her voice started to deepen and resonate a little. "Stand back!" she ordered. The twins scrambled backwards, watching in fear and admiration. Mikayla thrust out a hand, palm forward, fingers down. A ball of power began to form in her hand. As it did, a ferocious wind sprang up, and clouds started to form above them. The temperature dropped as well, and Mikayla rose a few inches of the ground. Her eyes flared a deep blue color before fading to pink, and the ball of power mimicked it. "Ho ythgim woknik, ytied fo siht dlansi, I llac no uoy ot tcetorp siht eert dna eht xnij deniatnoc nihtiw ti won dna eromreverof.*" The wind howled and the temperature continued to drop. The ball of power flew from Mikayla's hands into the tree, causing the tree to shimmer with the corresponding lights.
"Detnarg. Kaeps ruoy lleps, alyakim alookam.*" The voice seemed to originate from everywhere and nowhere at the same time, and Mikayla's eyes flashed red.
"Etaerc a dleihs dnuora siht eert!*" The wind blew even harder, and lightning began to strike. The tree shone crimson and Mikayla's body followed suit, the circle of light expanding rapidly. The lights combined, and the two children had to shield their eyes. Then it faded, and the tree had silver light shimmering around it for a few seconds before it faded. Mikayla landed softly on the ground, her eyes back to normal.
"Aunt Wikaywa?" Lexi asked.
"Yes, Lexi?"
"Awe you okway?"
"Yeah, Lex. I'm okay," she replied, exhausted from the work. "We have to get back to the castle as fast as we can, all right?" Both of the twins nodded and Mikayla took their hands. Then they sprinted back to the castle as fast as they could.
"How much longer is she going to take?" Lanny asked. "This is really, really starting to hurt."
"Well, there's nothing I can do about that," Brady said. His husband rolled his eyes.
"I know that, Brade," Lanny replied. "And I'm sorry if I-" The door banged open.
"I'm back! How's my favorite brother and - oh sweet fancy Francis what the hell is this?!" Boomer was standing in the doorway, back from his visit to Chicago to see Aunt Nancy and Uncle Bill. His pink luggage in his hands. Brady and Lanny stared at their brother (in-law, in Lanny's case).
"Either get in and close the door or get out and close the door!" Lanny yelled. Boomer jumped over the threshold and closed the door, horrorstruck at seeing the naked bodies of his brother and husband thereof. Well, that is to say part of Brady's chest and his legs, along with all of Lanny's body. Plus, Lanny was hard. So really, it was just his brother-in-law's body.
"Shouldn't you knock before you enter a room with a closed door?" Brady demanded.
"Shouldn't you not be talking while having sex?" Boomer retorted. "Well…uh…you know what I mean." Lanny rolled his eyes.
"News flash! We're not having sex," he said.
"Heh?" Boomer asked, completely confused.
"We're not having sex," Brady reiterated.
"Do you always hang out in bed like…that?" Boomer asked, gesturing to them. Brady and Lanny exchanged looks.
"Sit down, Boom," the king said. "This is gonna take a while."
"Dad!" Mikayla called, running into the castle. The twins were holding on to her hands for dear life, wheezing like they just ran a marathon. Which they kind of did, for three year olds. "We can fix the Jinx!" Mason turned around from his position in front of the mirror, revealing his 'siwy' face. Max, Lexi, and Mikayla started to laugh hysterically.
"While I am thrilled to hear that, what is this?" he asked, gesturing to his face.
"Max and Alexa wanted to make you look silly, and I helped them," Mikayla replied. "But can we deal with this later? I need that bowl from earlier."
"You put it on the throne, remember?" Mason said, pointing at it. His daughter quickly retrieved it.
"Thanks, Dad!"
"You're welcome, baby girl," he replied. "Now go fix that Jinx. It looks like you've got about ten minutes until sunset." Mikayla blanched.
"Then we need to really run," she said. "Max, Lexi, can you do it?"
"Aunt…Wikaywa…so…ti'ed," Max gasped.
"Can'…wun…awymo'," Lexi panted. Both children were clearly stretched to their limit. This was a bad day for them.
"Why don't you just take the Cruiser?" Mason asked. "I'm sure Brady and Lanny won't mind."
"I thought it was broken," Mikayla said.
"The last part came in last week. We told the king and queen otherwise so it would be a while until something broke. Again."
"Dad, that is undermining, manipulative, treason…" Mikayla trailed off. "Good thinking!"
"Thank you," he said.
"Max, Lexi, let's go."
"Aunt Wikaywa, no mo' wunnin'!"
"It's all right, you two. It's just to the plaza." The three jogged out of the castle, closing the doors behind them. Mason watched them go.
"Good luck, baby girl."
The Cruiser pulled up in front of the tree with two minutes to spare. And unbeknownst to Mikayla and the twins, there were Tarantula People watching them.
"Quickly, guys. Climb up!" The ride to the tree allowed Max and Lexi to regain some of their strength, and they climbed up, Mikayla following close behind. Sixty seconds later, the royal guard, the prince, the prince's sister, and the bowl of the king of queen's cum were in front of the hollow where the broken Jinx was.
"Now wha'?" Lexi asked.
"Now, I need you two to pour this," Mikayla indicated the bowl in her hand, "into the hollow very slowly while I read this incantation I copied from the Great Book." She pulled out the piece of paper. "Can you to do it?" The twins nodded solemnly. Mikayla handed them the bowl.
"Wha' is dis s'uff?" Max asked.
"The remedy," Mikayla replied. "Start pouring, but very slowly please." The children slowly tipped the bowl, pouring the liquid inside into the hollow. "Eht xnij fo eht alutnarat elpoep fo eht dlansi fo woknik saw nekorb yllatnedicca yb xam dna axela rekrap. Yeht era eerht sraey dlo. I ksa uoy, sa eht naidraug nogard fo woknik, ot koolrevo siht tnedicni dna nruter.*" As she finished, the cum turned the same shade of red as the Jinx. The moment it did, a tremendous roar ripped through the air. The Guardian Dragon was being pulled to the tree, the force of the spell to strong for it to overcome. And if the dragon was stopped now, it would almost definetely not be allowed out again. It wanted to die, and the only way for that to happen was if it fulfilled its purpose. "WON EB DELAES!*" Mikayla screamed, the moment Max and Lexi poured the last drop of cum into the hollow. Red light flared, and the dragon roared again. Its wings started to dissipate. Seconds later, the rest of its body followed suit. Then it turned into smoke and coalesced, flying into the hollow. It turned into a little dragon figurine and fell into the pool of cum. Red light flashed for a final time. When it was gone, the red wall was whole again, the cum was gone, and the figurine floated in the middle of the hollow.
"Awe Mommy an' Daddy okway?" Lexi asked.
"Yes," Mikayla replied. "They're completely okay now, Lexi."
"Yay!" both of the twins cheered.
"All right, you two. Down to the bottom."
"Okway," they said, climbing down. Mikayla joined them, bowl in hand. She was completely exhausted from being a mystical power conduit twice in one day. All she wanted to do now was sleep for a week. But there was one more thing she had to do. She got Max and Lexi settled in the Cruiser, and then she walked back to the tree.
"Etavitca!*" she whispered. Silver light blazed and expanded so it encompassed the entire tree. Then Mikayla joined the astonished, openmouthed twins and drove back to the castle, completely missing the red light shining from the top of the tree.
Translations:
Ho ythgim woknik, ytied fo siht dlansi, I llac no uoy ot tcetorp siht eert dna eht xnij deniatnoc nihtiw ti won dna eromreverof. - Oh mighty kinkow, deity of this island, I call on you to protect this tree and the jinx contained within it now and forevermore.
Detnarg. Kaeps ruoy lleps, alyakim alookam. - Granted. Speak your spell, mikayla makoola.
Etaerc a dleihs dnuora siht eert! -Create a shield around this tree!
Eht xnij fo eht alutnarat elpoep fo eht dlansi fo woknik saw nekorb yllatnedicca yb xam dna axela rekrap. Yeht era eerht sraey dlo. I ksa uoy, sa eht naidraug nogard fo woknik, ot koolrevo siht tnedicni dna nruter. -The jinx of the tarantula people of the island of kinkow was broken accidentally by max and alexa parker. They are three years old. I ask you, as the guardian dragon of kinkow, to overlook this incident and return.
WON EB DELAES! -NOW BE SEALED!
Etavitca! -Activate!
I know that some stuff in the translations should be capitalized, but I really don't care. It looks better in the incantations if everything except the beginning of the sentence is lowercase. Deal with it.
Next Time:
I, the author, have decided not to give you a look for next chapter, seeing as it is the last chapter and I don't want you to know a head of time. Sorry. Well, not really.