Banned Duology: Book One: Meta Knight's Anger: Chapter Six
Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Almost twenty reviews! So, this is Master Hand's chapter… I think I'll write one of these every five regular chapters. By the way, I now have a beta profile and am accepting requests.
Master Hand was incredibly angry. He had spent hundreds of dollars on security cameras. He had assigned Primid and ROB guards to the corridors. He had motion sensor traps installed everywhere at night, and it hadn't done him any good. Not only was the attacker still at large, but they had taken six of the Smashers out.
First was Kirby, the playful puffball who everyone knew and loved. The poor pink child had been defeated by his own hunger and fattened to huge proportions. Master Hand had two choices to cure this: put him on a diet and make him exercise daily, which would still take a month; or call in that monster that Dedede had ordered back when Kirby first got fat. And that wasn't an option. It would take weeks for Kirby to recover.
Next was Ike, who had been attacked by fangirls and then gotten into a fight. Not to mention having half his chicken stolen. Wario and Donkey Kong had also gotten this treatment, minus the fangirls. Normally, all three should have recovered in a short amount of time. But the remaining food had apparently been poisoned- not lethally, thank goodness- but still enough to keep them hospitalized. Master Hand had done some research on the poison, and found that it was from Popstar.
Then there was Pokemon Trainer, who everyone called Red. His three beloved Pokemon; Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard, had had their Poke Balls mixed into the mountains of Poke Ball items. It would take several weeks to a month of slow Poke Ball checking until they were found. On top of that, Final Destination had been sunk, and for some reason there had been several hundred Smart Bombs planted at the bottom of the ocean. Repairs would take months to complete.
Most recently, the Pikmin Gardens had fallen under attack. Foxes had been unleashed upon the poor carrot-creatures, killing at least a hundred. Master Hand had dispatched a few of the Smashers to get rid of the foxes but the population never seemed to decrease. If anything, the number of foxes grew, and there had even been reports of a badger, although these were unconfirmed.
This is what Master Hand thought as he sat in his office, reflecting on the problem at hand. (Get it? Hand? ...Aw forget it.) One question went through his mind: Who is responsible?
He hated to admit it, but it was probably Meta Knight. Assuming that Samus had had her plasma whip stolen, anyone could have melted the security cameras. But following the trail of melted cameras only led to an exit, not any rooms except for the victims'. This meant two things: whoever it was had accomplices outside the castle, and the culprit could turn invisible or teleport.
So, Meta Knight met the criteria. He could teleport with his cape, he was smart enough to plan these things, but most glaringly, he had a motive. Meta Knight had been banned from tournaments the day before this all began. One could easily imagine him using this as some kind of revenge.
But still, Master Hand had trouble believing it was him. Meta Knight always seemed so mature… It didn't make sense. Maybe-
Master Hand was, to his horror, jolted out of his pondering by a scream. Which was followed by more screams, along with loud, feminine laughs of glee. Master Hand flew over to a nearby Primid. Maybe, just maybe, it was Crazy Hand, not the problem.
"Negative Prime, show me Crazy Hand on the screen." The Primid, who was called Negative Prime and was the Primids' commander, set to work, pressing a series of buttons on a nearby monitor. Within seconds, an image of Master Hand's brother came up on the screen. He was eating something out of a can labeled "Puppy Protein" which may or may not actually be made of puppies. He was definitely not causing the screaming.
Heart heavy with dread, the leader of Smash Mansion flew off toward the noise's source.
Cliffhanger! So, who got attacked? How were they attacked? Does Puppy Protein have puppy innards inside it? Find out next time! So, read Next Generation, please review, etc. etc. Thanks!
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