Disclaimer- I do not have the pleasure of owning Torchwood. If I did, there would be less aliens and more beautiful Welsh vowels. As you can tell by the aliens, the BBC has the honour of owning the show.
Spoilers- All seasons, including CoE
Rating- T
Synopsis- A series of random short drabbles centred on our favourite Teaboy and his Captain
General Notes- Inspired by lots of different things. These drabbles are one-shots, completely unrelated.
Chapter Notes- Kinda OOC, kinda random. Could be related to 'Expected Surprises' and 'Conditions', could be set in a different timeline. I'll leave you to decide for yourselves. As always, Ianto-coffee for reviewers. Or Teaboys, if they prefer. ; )
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Communication
"You still owe me a date. Jack."
"This is a date, Ianto!"
"No, Jack, this is sex."
"Aren't they the same thing?"
"No, Jack, they're not the same at all."
"Oh."
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"Ianto?"
"Jack?"
"Do you fancy dinner and a movie?"
"What, now?"
"Why not?"
"It's 3am, Jack."
"Honestly, you people with your little boxes and your time constraints…"
"If I tell you to shut up and let me go to sleep, you won't start attacking the twenty-first century again, will you?"
"Not unless you ask really nicely."
"Thank you. Now Jack…"
"Ianto?"
"Shut up and let me go to sleep."