Jackal was staring out the window while the teacher taught, as usual, when suddenly men in black suits burst through the door followed by nerds. They announced that they were taking students to compete in the national honors intelligence test. They called off all of the clearly intelligent students then they said Jackal's name.
"say what" he said as he fell out of his chair
one of the men looked at him and said "you have an I.Q. Of 387, soooooo yeah"
upon hearing this the teacher passed out and everyone laughed. The men escorted Jackal to a big limo and they drove off. Jackal was somewhat relieved to be away from the school. Until Naomi climbed in through the sunroof and sat on his lap.
"uhhhh what!" he said as she massively cuddled up to him and the nerds shouted in unison "AS EXPECTED OF JACKAL-SAMA"
"drop the -sama suffix" he said irritatedly
"YES SIR" they replied
Naomi giggled as she wrapped her arms around him and fell asleep. When they arrived at the resort Jackal exited the limo with Naomi latched to his chest. He knew they were staying somewhere fancy, but not this fancy.
When they all went to their individual rooms Jackal had to share a one bed room with Naomi. "aw crap" he muttered to himself. He began saying it so much that it became his catchphrase. When Naomi woke up and saw the room she leaped with joy. Jackal, however, was less then ecstatic since it was already midnight.
Naomi went to the bathroom and changed into her pajamas while Jackal merely slept in pajama pants with crystals on them. Naomi immediately got perverted thoughts, such as: "hmmmm those will be easy to remove" or "i should totally pants him"
She went and laid down on the bed, while Jackal laid on the floor. Naomi pouted at this and pulled him up onto the bed. "If you sleep anywhere else then next to me, then you will regret it" she said menacingly. Jackal complied and went to sleep facing the ceiling. Before long Naomi had cuddled up to him and rested her head on his chest, inhaling his scent like a stalker.
Jackal woke up four hours later only to find Naomi on top of him while kissing his face and neck in her sleep. "...aw crap" he whispered as he was going to be stuck like that until she woke up.
Jackal sat there in silence until he felt Naomi kiss him smack in the lips. She stopped moving while basically making out with him. Jackal is lucky he is able breathe, otherwise he'd be screwed.
Jackal used his crystal abilities to pull the schedule of the trip into his hands so he could look it over. Everything seemed like normal, average times where Naomi would harass him. When he looked at the after lunch events there was free time for 3 hours. Naomi marked this as beach time. "Aw crap" he thought to himself.
The next morning Naomi woke up and realized that she was wrapped around Jackal, while kissing him, she shot off onto the floor and crawled under the bed. Jackal was dazed at hat she did so he crawled next to her.
"something wrong?" he asked as he looked at her blushing face
"...n-no" she said turning away
"oh? So now the great clingy Naomi has been silenced" he said jokingly
"shut up" she pouted back
Jackal chuckled and brought her out from under the bed and went over the schedule with her. She had some odd thoughts when he said beach time, like how he would pass out over her swimsuit. Jackal asked her what she wanted to do for lunch and she just licked him and said "I'd like to find out what your flesh taste like"
"ZOMBIE" he said running into the bathroom and locking the door.
He couldn't see anything because the lights were out. He turned them on and saw Naomi tied up in the shower. She was mumbling something incoherent and couldn't be understood. "wait a minute, if your there then who is-" Jackal was cut off by false Naomi's hand bursting through the door grabbing the handle to open it.
When the fake Naomi walked in she was pinned to the wall by her arms with crystals going through her shoulders. "why Jackal?" she asked before passing out
"damn fakes" he felt a sharp pain in his back when he checked there was a knife in it "talk about being stabbed in the back, which leads me to believe that the real Naomi is the fake and the fake is the real and she will kill me."
Jackal pulled the knife out and healed. The real fake Naomi began to get nervous before Jackal grabbed her and threw her to the moon through the window. "crap, what do I do with the real one." he said before thinking up a plan and quickly enacting it. He faded the spikes and sealed the wounds.
He laid her on the bed and waited for her to wake up. When she finally awoke the first thing she did was dropkick Jackal "You impaled my shoulders with crystals you meanie" she said before staring him down and threatening to neuter him if it happened again. "by the way how did you do that"
"illusion" he replied
Naomi looked at him the tackled him to the ground holding him there in paralysis hug for the next hour. When they were ready they decided to head to the beach. Jackal got in an average amethyst themed full body swimsuit. Naomi was in two-piece bikini that had leopard spots.