Me: Hello world we're back with a super long chapter…took me 16 slagging pages to write! But its al worth it and I couldn't have done it without all of my readers support and my kickass Autobots
Ironhide: Damn right you wouldn't have
Me: Ironhide at least show some form of kindness at least
Ironhide: I haven't blasted you to bits yet, that's as nice as I'm gonna get
Optimus: what was that Ironhide?
Ironhide: Nothing sir…just talking to squishy here
Me: *Snickers* well anyways Optimus can you do the disclaimer and warnings please?
Optimus: Very well, FantasyActionRomanceGirlCraze does not own Autobots or any of the Transformers Movies and the warnings are for suggestiveness and language
Me: thank you very much Optimus *Ratchet enters*
Ratchet: Hey I have those casing ready if you want to look at them
Me: OH Goody I'll be there in a minute Ratchet, and don't for get to leave a review my lovelies! *walks off with Ratchet*
Ironhide: Oh Primus how did we end up with this human again?
Optimus: I honestly don't know, but to all her readers I hope you enjoy this story, Optimus Prime out.
(Maggie's POV)
We watched as the large fireballs, or the Camaro's "brothers in Arms" as they entered our atmosphere, whatever speed they were traveling in was coming in fast, they flew right over us, I followed their trail there was one that landed closer to us
"Guys follow me I think know where one just landed," I said leading the way over a hill into an empty field were one of the capsules had landed, we all watched as it began to transform into this massive humanoid robot that could easily tower over 'Bumblebee' get up and run towards the freeway
"Come on people –got places to go people to see," the car's radio clicked
We all got back into the robotic Camaro it drove us back towards the city
"Warning! Warning! Parental unit attempting to communicate, Repeat parental unit attempting to communicate!" "Shit it's my parents" Katy said pulling out her phone and answering it
"Hello? Yeah dad what's-" she paused for a moment
"What do you mean that someone destroyed it?" She shouted
"Okay I'm kinda busy right now call me back when you get this all settled out," and she hung up the phone
"What the fuck happened?" Meg asked
"Someone busted up the dealership sign, and most the sidewalk in front," she said putting her head back on the seat
"I'm sure everything will get sorted out and whoever damaged your father's property will be caught," I said
"Thanks Mags," she tipped her hat so that it covered her face as she crossed her arms over her chest and rested, I looked out the car window as we drove into the outskirts of the city into an ally way near an abandoned factory, fog was everywhere then I noticed head lights coming through it
"Guys I think something is here?" Lilly said from her seat in the front, Sam and Lilly opened their doors and we all piled out of the out of the car, when out of the smoke came a massive Peterbilt with bright blue lights surrounding it, the revve of an engine and the sound of sirens made us all turn to see a large black truck a, silver sports car and a rather odd looking Hummer…turned into an ambulance? Coming at us from behind, the others turned their attention back to the Semi coming up behind us but my gaze lingered on the ambulance it was a yellowish-green with a red and white EKG symbol running alongside it, there was a guard rail in front of it and quite a few attached lights were added it, I turned my gave back to the Peterbilt as it began to transform, the sound of hydraulics and gears shifting filled the air till there was an enormous robot standing before us adorned in bright red and blue, the other cars around us began to transform as well, the sports car doing a flip in the air behind me causing me to step forward slightly not noticing the hummer transforming in front of me, my hands went up immediately as it's hood and guard rail were pushing forward hitting my palms ever so slightly. The cars had finished their transformations and we were surrounded by five massive robots, the Semi turned robot knelt down and leaned forward to be face to face with Sam and Alex who were in front of the group
"Are you Samuel and Alexandra Witwicky descendants of Archibald Witwicky?" the robot said in a deep baritone voice
"They know your names?" Katy asked
"Yeah" Sam replied
"My name is Optimus Prime we are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron,"
"But you can call us Autobots for short," the Hummer said in a deep aged voice
"Autobots" Sam repeated blankly
"Was crackin' lil bitches?" the silver one said
"My first lieutenant, designation Jazz," Optimus Prime said as the smaller robot did a flip in the air
"This looks like a cool place to kick it," Jazz said stepping back and landing on an old car crossing his arms over his chest in "gangster-like" manner, Katy smiled at his display
"How the heck did he learn to talk like that?" Katy asked pointing at the lieutenant
"We've learned earth's Languages through the World Wide Web" the Semi replied, the he looked over to the black robot behind us
"My weapons specialist, Ironhide," he said, said robot started flipping what looked like large cannons on his arms and pointed them towards us, particularly Sam
"You feelin' lucky, punk?" he said I saw Sam gulp, and out of the corner of my eye I saw Meg's face light up a bit at the sight of the massive cannons
"Easy Ironhide" Optimus Prime said
"Just kidding I just wanted to show him my cannons," Ironhide said blowing on one of his cannons,
"Those are some awesome motherfucking cannons you got there, what does it take to get those babies reloaded?" Meg said gesturing to the large cannons on his arms
"Something too complex for you to understand squishy," he said an arrogant tone in his voice, Meg grimaced as she marched over to the robot and kicked him on his foot
"Don't underestimate me robot, you may have some kick ass cannons that could blow me to oblivion, but you came to my planet so show some respect cause you're lucky that you're not part of some freak government experiment right now," she growled, the robot knelt down to face her a grimace on his face "You've got some nerve there squishy,"
"You have no idea," Katy cut in
"Shut it I wasn't talking to–" he was cut off I took a closer look at him an noticed that Meg had her hunting knife pressed against his neck wires
"You better show some respect you hunk of shit ass metal, or I'll have to teach you some manners," she hissed and she let him go walking over to us
"Hide I think you just found your twin," Jazz said the Ironhide got up grumbling to himself
"Optimus Prime I believe you left a few more of your members out of the introduction," I insisted
"Forgive me miss…"
"Maggie," replied, the Hummer raised an eyebrow…I think
"Thank you, this is our Medical officer Ratchet," he said gesturing over to the Hummer who was sniffing
"Hmm, the boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with one of the females," he said matter-of-factly, the girls and I started stifling laughs watching Sam and Mikayla stand and look around awkwardly
"You all already know Sam's guardian, Bumblebee," Optimus said, said robot got up and threw a few air punches as music played from his radio
"Bumblebee, right?" Sam asked
"Check on the rep Yep, second to none," he said
"You're my guardian, huh?" Sam said Bumblebee nodded
"His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them" Ratchet replied shooting some kind of laser at Bumblebee's throat causing him to gag and cough
"What does that do?" I asked Ratchet pointing to the laser he shot at Bumblebee, the robot looked at the laser then to me
"It's a scanner that detects injuries on inside of the body," he replied
"So like a human version of an X-ray only much more accurate," I said crossing my arms over my chest, the robot seemed to smile
"Precisely, do you take interest in medicine?" he asked
"Are you kidding this girl has read hundreds of medical Logs and thousands of doctors' diaries," Katy replied I blushed a little
"Yes…I plan to be a doctor someday," I admitted, looking down at the ground for a brief moment
Alex had turned her attention to Optimus looking at him for a moment
"Why are you here?" she asked
"We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron,"
"Mega-what?" Sam asked, Optimus pressed something near where his temple would be and lasers seemed to scan the area, the ground cracked and fell around us, tall structures came out of the ground and soon we were in what looked like a large metal city
"Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed, out war finally consumed the planet and the All Spark was lost to the stars." I saw a malicious looking robot with glowing red eyes throw a staff like weapon through an injured robot below him
"Megatron followed it to Earth where Captain Witwicky found him,"
"My grandfather," Sam said Optimus nodded
"It was an accident that intertwined our fates, Megatron crashed-landed before he could retrieve the cube, and your grandfather accidentally activated his navigation system, the coordinates to the cube's location on earth were imprinted on his glasses" he said
"Wait how'd you know about his glasses?" Sam interjected
"Ebay" Optimus said simply
"Ebay," Sam repeated
"If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army," Ratchet said
"And the human race will be extinguished," Optimus added getting up to stand up his full height
"Sam and Alexandra you hold the key to Earth's survival," Optimus said
"Please tell me meat head here hasn't sold those glasses yet," Katy said
"Yeah I have them but their back at home," Sam said
"Well let's get to it," Meg said, we all stepped back as the robots transformed into the cars they were before and we all walked over to Bumblebee except for Katy
"Katy where are you going?" Meg asked she turned around
"Well I don't know about you guys but I don't feel like get squished again," and she proceeded over to Jazz's form
"Open up Buttercup let's see how good of a diver you are," she said
"You got it babe," he said and the car door opened and she popped in, I was about to get into Bumblebee when I notice the hummer pull up alongside it
"If you don't mind Maggie would like to come with me? I would like to ask you a few questions on human medicine with you through the drive," he said, I smiled
"Of course I'd be glad to," I walked over to the hummer's the driver side door which was already opened for me, I hopped into the seat and put my seatbelt on and we slowly drove out in the rear view mirror I noticed Meg standing in front of the Topkick which unfortunately was backed up against the wall, I smiled and turned my attention to my surroundings, on the inside the cab looked like any regular ambulance, I peeked into the back and noticed in addition to the normal gurney and shelves full of medical supplies the space in the back was much wider than most ambulances I've seen
"So what do you want to discuss?" I asked
"Well…can you tell me about the different systems of the human body?" I smirked and lightly tapped the steering wheel as it moved on its own
"Oh at least make it a challenge," I said cracking my knuckles as we drove on, him asking me questions and I answered them, we were nearing Sam and Alex's house when he had finished his questionnaire, and pulled into a nearby ally way behind the house Sam, Mikayla, Alex, and Lilly had gotten out of Bumblebee Katy exited Jazz and I also noticed Meg get out of Ironhide
"You got to stay here and you guys have to watch them," Sam said as he walked over to the fence
"Okay," Mikayla replied
"Do you hear what I'm saying?" Sam asked
"Yes Mr. Overreacting we heard you loud and clear," Katy said leaning against Jazz's passenger side door, Sam and Alex walked into their yard, Alex staying on the path and Sam sprinting across the grass, I walked over to the girls who were next to Bumblebee
"So Mags, how did your ride go?" Katy asked a sly grin on her face, I knew she was up to something
"And what are you implying by that?" I replied
"Well don't you think it's kinda strange that an advance alien robot would ask a trainee about human medicine?" Meg asked
"Do you doubt my knowledge of the topic?" I replied crossing my arms over my chest
"No it's just that being an advanced alien he has access to any information he wants easily," Meg said concentrating on picking her nails, I looked over to the hummer I hadn't thought of the fact that he could access unlimited amounts of information with such ease
"So why did he ask me to stay and offer information? "I thought making a mental note to ask him later
(Alex POV)
I was in Sam's room looking for the glasses when I heard dad yell down stairs
"Thanks for staying on my path," he said I looked out the window and notice Sam running across the lawn
"Oh, yeah. No,no, Dad, Hey!" he ran up and held the door closed
"The…Oh the path. I'm sorry I forgot about the path, I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that?" he said
"What a kiss up," I thought shoved a bunch of garbage aside and continued looking for the glasses the windows were open, but I ignored the chill going through about every nook and cranny
"Jesus Christ why can't this kid learn to clean his room," I said going through all the God forsaken stuff that was on his floor, then I hear the familiar sound of hydraulics and gears shifting I look out the window to see that Optimus had transformed and was standing up
"What the heck is he doing?" I whispered, as the giant robot stepped over the fence into our yard, making large indents in the lawn where ever he stepped
"Mom is going to freak when she sees the yard like this!" I said I leaned out over the window as far as I could, and noticed Bumblebee was sneaking around the side of the house
"You've got to be fucking kidding me," I hissed, I noticed the little bot make a gesture as if he were cutting his throat towards something I looked over to see the rest of the Autobots transforming and following Optimus's lead
"What the heck, you guys are supposed to be super advanced aliens, not impatient little kids," I yelled, I saw Sam was walking over to Optimus
"What are you doing? What are you doing? No, watch the path! Watch the path! Watch the…please, please, please, no, no wait, no, no, no! oh no!" he shouted just as Optimus crushed our fountain
"Oops," he said
"Crap!" I yelled punching my fist against the window sill
"Sorry, my bad," the robot said to Sam
"Oh, I…you couldn't…you couldn't wait for five…you couldn't wait for five minutes? I told you to just stay! Just stay, God!" Mikayla and the girls had just ran in all of the surprised by the robots in the yard Sam marched over to them
"I told you guys to watch them, I told you," Sam said
"Okay, you know what? They seemed to be in a little bit of a rush," Mikayla said
"And what do you expect us to do, put them in time out if they didn't behave if ya haven't noticed Sam they're thirty times our size," Katy said gesturing to the robots
"Oh, this is bad, No! Mojo, Mojo off the robot, God!" he ran over to Mojo who had just peed on Ironhide's foot and the robot sent him flying through the air into Sam's arms, Meg was laughing her ass of on the ground
"Oh, wet," Ironhide mumbled about ready to squish the little chihuahua
"No, no, no, no, no! Easy, easy! Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo, this is Mojo, he's a pet of mine, he's a pet Okay? That's all. If you could just put the guns away, put them away please," Sam yelled as the massive robot charged his cannons and aimed for Sam and the dog
"You have a rodent infestations shall I terminate?" Ironhide asked
"No, no, no, no. He's not a rodent, he's a chihuahua, this is my chihuahua, we love chihuahua's! don't we "
"You do but I don't," Katy said
"He's leaked lubricants all over my foot," the robot yelled
"He peed on you? Bad Mojo, bad Mojo" Sam said
"Bad mojo," Ironhide copied
"Sorry he's got a male dominance thing, that's all it is" Sam said Ironhide walked over to Meg
"What are you laughing at?" Ironhide said to Meg
"You…just got pissed on…by a dog!" She said between laughs Ironhide walked away grumbling
"My foot's gonna rust," Sam maneuvered through the massive robots and walked to the door
"Just hurry," Optimus yelled
"Shut up and go hide, all of you!" I yelled through the window trying to get my head out as far as possible, then the sill cracked and I slipped out falling head first
"Alexandra, be careful!" Optimus said he reached out and caught me in his gigantic hand
I looked up at him as he raised me back to the window I stepped in and turned around
"Thank you Optimus Prime," I said
"Not a problem, but please call me Optimus," he said I turned to him and couldn't help the
"Okay then Optimus thank you for catching me," I said he smiled
"You are most welcome," he replied and turned his attention back to the Autobots
"Autobots, recon" he said, Sam came up behind me
"Have you found them yet?"
"In this pigsty? It'll take a miracle to find them," I said
"Oh, come on where are they?" he said we started looking through the room again
"What? What is this?" Sam said walking over to his window I stood up and saw Mikayla in Optimus's hand
"Time is short," I heard Optimus say
"They really want those glasses," I heard Mikayla say as Sam helped her step through the window
"Come on, what are you doing?"
"I'm gonna help you," she said
"Okay,"
"Please hurry," the robot said desperately
"We're trying as fast as we can Optimus," I said continuing my search
"Yeah, no, no, it's definitely gone," Sam said
"What do you mean?" I asked
"My glasses were in the bag, they were in a backpack and now the backpack isn't here," he said
"Well they're gonna be pissed, so what do you wanna do?" Mikayla said
"So what I think you should do is you should…you should check this whole, this whole section here just give it a clean sweep, I'll get the corner here, and Alex check the other side of the room,"
"Okay" I went over to my section and started going through all his junk
"Yeah, no, no, no, not there that's my…that's my private, sorry that's nothing," he said grabbing a box out of Mikayla's hands and shoved it under his mattress
"You just…you just told me to look-"
"I know, I didn't mean to look inside my treasure chest,"
"You should be way more specific so I don't get in trouble in your room, I'm already stressed out enough" she argued
"Guys we don't have time for this," I yelled then we heard the sound of gears shifting outside
"Okay, what now," Sam said and we all congregated to our nearest window
"No, no, no, no, no, no," all the cars had transformed into their vehicle modes and were parked all around our back yard
"Guys this isn't what I meant by hiding, our back yard isn't a truck stop" I said
"Oh, God, oh!" Sam said stepping away from the window
"Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam," Mikayla said
"He's back here,"
"I can't deal with this. I can't…What? Oh, no, no, no, it's my mother's flowers"
"Oops," the robot replied
"Okay you got to listen to me, if my parents come out here and they see you, they're going to freak out, my mother's got a temper, Okay?"
"We must have the glasses," was Optimus's reply I walked over to the window and pushed Sam aside
"I know you need the glasses, we're looking everywhere for them and you rushing us isn't helping one bit," he put his hand to his face in a very human like gesture
"Uh, keep searching,"
"Look we need you to be quiet for five minutes, ten minutes okay? Please you're making a racket and if the neighbors hear they're gonna flood this place real quick, and we can't concentrate on finding the glasses, because we are preoccupied with making sure that you and your team don't cause any trouble-"
"Calm down, calm down," he said I took a deep breath
"Ok but you have to try and get your guys to hide before some serious trouble starts," I said
"Very well, Autobots fall back," he said
"Thank you Optimus," I said and watched them leave
"Move!" Ratchet said
"Get away" Ironhide yelled back
"What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet?" Optimus said to them
"He wants us to be quiet," Ratchet said, before I could say a word Ratchet walked right into a set of power lines, sparks flew and his lights and sirens went off as he turned and fell backwards causing the earth to shake
"Ratchet, are you alright!" Maggie yelled as she ran over to him, the robot twitched once and a while
"Wow that was tingly! You've got to try that," he said looking to Ironhide
"Yeah that looks fun," Ironhide said pulling down the remaining cables and shutting off all our power
"Fuck!" I yelled getting my phone out and using it as a flashlight
"Sam? Alex? Are you guys Okay?"
"Shit Mom and Dad are coming!" I whispered over to Sam and Mikayla
"Ratchet point the light," Optimus said and we were flooded in bright lights Sam walked over to the window
"What's with the light? You gotta stop the light, tell him to shut it off,"
"Sam, are you in there?" dad knocked on the door
"Oh shit," we're in for it now
Me: well that was a super long and fun chapter to write, I'm sorry Ratchet but at the part where you get electrocuted I just start cracking up
Ratchet: it's not my fault I didn't notice the wires in front of me
Me: really so all that talk about how Cybertronian senses are ten times better than a human's…especially their eyesight, was any of that true?
Ratchet: No comment
Me: Whatev's so I hope you all enjoyed this chapter
Bumblebee: "We got the beat we got the beat we got the beat, yeah we got the beat!"
Me: That's right Bee we got the beat and new chapters coming your way soon, I know I left you with a cliff hanger but with every cliff hanger comes a sooner update so stalk your emails my pretties another update will be coming your way soon! Oh really quickly I just have one request I'm going to need some help trying to get some Bumblebee radio dialogue for the filler chapters later so could ya'll send me some suggestions please, thank you! Till next time!
Jazz: Peace out ma hommies, I better be hearin from ya'll real soon! * Makes peace sign*