A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry for not uploading chapters for a while. I've had some problems I've had to deal with but we are back on track! And here's a fresh new chapter for you to enjoy! And unlike the last one, which had a more dramatic approach, this chapter has returned to being funny again!

Chapter 6: Of Demons and Disco Balls

*Chaos and Tikal's bedroom*

"(whimper)Chaos..." Said Tikal.

"Tikal it's not your fault." Replied Chaos as he hugged her.

"(sniff)I just keep having bad memories about Father..." Said Tikal.

"He wasn't your father, he was a dickless, backstabbing, shit eating body double who betrayed your true father." Said Chaos

"But I ..." Said Tikal.

"You acted in self defense." Chaos intervened. "That toucan fucker may have done a lot of horrible shit, but he can never come back. And even if he did, I'd be the first one to kick that power-horny asshole back into the deepest circle of Hell he belongs in! He has less power over you than Sonic does over the fucking glitches in Sonic 06." Replied Chaos.

"You're right." Sniffed Tikal as she dried her tears off and regained her composure. Tikal started feeling empowered. The vice like grip her "father" had over him was slipping and clinging for dear life "He's a… a… a…"

"Say it Tikal! Let it all out! I know how you feel about him but I want you to say it! Be free from him!

"HE'S A SPINELESS, BRAINLESS, SHIT-EATING, OBSOLETE, HONORLESS, COCK SUCKER!" Roared Tikal.

Granted Tikal was a peace loving Echinda who rarely cursed but years of abuse and neglect at the hands of her fake father caused Tikal to finally embrace swearing. Even Chaos was impressed.

"That…was…AWESOME!" Said Chaos.

"Yeah and despite him being a homophobe, I actually saw him blow several elite soldiers as payment for protection without him or his lover-boys noticing me. And I mean the payload he loved getting was…"

"Ooookaaaaayyyyy don't need that image in my hea…OH SHIT!" said Chaos as he put his hands over his eyes in a vain attempt to fight off the imminent, mind scaring mental image.

"OH CRAP SORRY CHAOS! Uhh…(comes up with an idea and removes her shirt) WAIT CHAOS LOOK AT ME!" Said Tikal.

As Chaos unsheathed his eyes, the would-be mind-scaring image of Pachacamac's "hobby" was vanquished by another image: Tikal wearing a black lace bra as she cupped, wiggled and kissed her own breasts.

"MMMmmmmmm thanks Tikal…" Said a very aroused Chaos.

"No problem and thank you for helping me get over my asshole step Dad! That pathetic chode is nothing! I'm not a victim, I'm a SURVIVOR." Said Tikal.

"And I'm here to help you every step of the way." Said Chaos.

"Thanks, but I couldn't do it without you Chaos." Tikal admitted as she sat down on the bed.

"Sure thing Tikal and don't forget: I'm here." Said Chaos seductively as he got in bed, pulled out a remote with a bunch of buttons and pushed one of them.

At that point, a disco ball came out of a compartment in the ceiling, lights dimmed, and the song "Let's Get it On" started playing. Once the song started, Chaos got closer to Tikal, yawned, put his arm around her and was going to cup a feel.

Tikal deflected his hand.

(Record stops)

"Wait what Tikal?!" Said a bewildered Chaos.

Tikal answered with, "You know the rules Chaos: NOT 'TIL WE'RE MARRIED. (pause) Because it wouldn't be special."

"Oh yeah almost forgot! Sorry about that!" Said Chaos.

Seeing that cupping the feel would have to wait, a defeated Chaos pushes a button to stop the disco ball. Instead the MLP FIM theme starts blasting over 11 on the volume dial." (Spinal Tap reference anybody?)

"GAH!" Shouted Tikal and she covered her ears w/ her hands to drown out the noise.

"SORRY!" Said a confused Chaos.

Chaos pushes another button that causes the bed to spin while playing Fiesta music before switching to the Trolalalal guy and then Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Infuriated, Chaos kept pushing the various buttons that trigger all sorts of weird, somewhat creepy commands, everything except turning it all off. At one point, Chaos accidently flipped a switch that caused a big flat screened T.V. monitor to appear and play the "Try not to Laugh" video featuring the guy in a Stormtrooper costume dry-humping the air for a good ten minutes straight. Finally Chaos pushes the right button that turns everything off.

"Whew! So yeah, I can wai...(the disco ball breaks off and falls on top of Chaos)

"CHAOS ARE YOU OKAY?" Shouted Tikal.

"Ugh yeah I'm all ri...(looks at Tikal and sees her trying not to smirk)"

"What's so funny?" Asked a very confused Chaos.

Tikal then pulls up mirror and shows Chaos his reflection. The disco ball was broken but it formed what looked like a glittering Afro. Seizing the moment, Tikal pulled out her iPod w/ stereo and played Earth Wind And Fire's "Let's Groove". Taking advantage of the situation, Chaos jumped up and started doing some very poor disco imitations that brought Tikal to tears. (tears of laughter that is)

Granted Chaos wasn't into disco but he noticed that this made Tikal laugh. And after the previously sad episode, Chaos knew Tikal needed comfort. And seeing that they couldn't get it on (yet), making her laugh was probably the next best thing.

Peace was restored.

"Uh Chaos, you're turning red." Said Tikal between concerned laughs.

"What am I bushing of something?" Asked Chaos.

"No really you're turning RED." Said Tikal as she stopped laughing.

Having registered what Tikal was saying, Chaos started getting dizzy and his vision was turning a rather blurry red.

"Huh waht aare u taaalllkin aaabooouuut"(Chaos topples over)

Tikal walks over, lifts the broken Disco ball up and sees Chaos bleeding like a stuffed pig.

"SWEET MOTHER OF SEGA DREAMCAST!"

*The following morning*

Chaos and Tikal were leaving the Hospital after spending the night there. Despite not being injured herself, Tikal refused to leave her soon-to-be-husband alone in the Hospital. After hearing that Tikal was engaged to Chaos the doctors were okay with her keeping watch over him. Due to the massive injuries he sustained, the doctor bandaged Chaos's head w/ many layers of paper mache, nuts/bolts, stitches and band-aides. From a distance it looked like Chaos was wearing a turban.

*Some nice park area outside of Station Square*

"Sorry about last night Chaos." Said Tikal.

"It's okay, and sorry for cupping a feel." Replied Chaos.

"Look Chaos I was the one who was out of line last night." Admitted Tikal.

"Wait but how…?" Questioned a rather confused Chaos.

"I almost gave you a scary mental image, I swatted your hand when all you wanted was just to cup a feel,("Okay intentionally he may have wanted more but chances are he could've just wanted a feel. And you did turn him on when you played with your breasts after all." Tikal thought to herself)but most importantly, you put yourself in harm's way for my amusement. Though we may argue from time to time, I would never ever want you to suffer for my entertainment. I'd be no better than my fake Father! (Whispers to Chaos) "Yes waiting until marriage is a pain, but to help ease things up, you can cup my breasts each night if you want." Offered Tikal.

"Sure thing and with pleasure Tikal." Said Chaos as he started to reach out to her.

"Uh I meant at home Chaos, we could get arrested for doing this out in public." Cautioned Tikal.

"Oh…okay." (looks up) "Now I just need to cope wearing this thing on my head." Said Chaos.

"Don't worry Chaos it's all right. Mentioned Tikal.

Just then Chip from Sonic Unleashed walked by eating a chocolate chip Sundae and looked up at Chaos' head.

"Um excuse me Mr….um Chaos? How can you fracture your skull when you're clearly a water figure?" Asked a very smart-alecky, condescending Chip.

"How can you, a small mammal I might add, eat so much chocolate ice cream when it's supposed to be cyanide for you?" Countered Chaos.

"Uh… you …see… I…" Stuttered Chip.

"Or without it going to your thighs I wonder? I bet you and the Mrs. are having such a wonderful marriage." Added Tikal, putting Chip further into his place.

"IT'S ROMANTIC AND INVINCIBLE!" Hollered an emotionally upset Chip as he sloppily/greedily wharfed down his ice cream. He stoped, as his eyes started watering uncontrollably. "I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!" Cried Chip as he ran off w/ his tail between his legs, sobbing like a little bitch, into the forest.

"BOOYAH!" Said Chaos and Tikal as they High Fived each other.

"Now, (pulls out a wedding check list he made in the Hospital) let's book a reception!" Said Chaos.

A/N: Again sorry for the long wait, this chapter was going to be longer but I decided to use the 2nd half as a base for chapter 7. Anyway, this story is also going to be a bit longer than I anticipated because I'm juggling several good ideas for this story to go. The good news is that I've pretty much sorted it out and while I'm not sure how long this story will be, I can estimate that we're about 15% through. (Though things could change) Thanks for all the support and I will do what I can to keep chapters coming on a weekly basis. Chaos and Tikal are my favorite characters and they shall have their wedding soon! See you next time!