The White Fox
By Os Kitsune
Chapter 6, Seven Years Later
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, if I did, instead of the Kyuubi, Naruto would be the container of the dreaded... ManBearPig!! Laughs maniaclly
Legend:
'...Human or Lesser Summon Thinking/Small A/N...'
'...Demon or Summon Boss Thinking...'
"...Human or Lesser Summon Talking..."
"...Demon or Summon Boss Talking..."
"...SHOUTING/TWO OR MORE PEOPLE SAYING THE SAME THING/CASTING THE SAME JUTSU..."
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Kitsune ran through the halls of the Uchiha manor, following the familiar voice. He was terrified, he had to reach the source of that voice before it was to late. He threw open the door to the main hall, and sighed in relief at the sight of his mother. He smiled at the white haired woman who he resembled somewhat. His blood ran cold as a figure dropped down behind his mother. Kitsune tried to cry out to warn his mother, but the words wouldn't form in his throat. He tried to move, to put himself in between the assailant and his mother, but he was frozen to the spot. He knew what was coming next, and tried to shut his eyes, but he found himself unable to. He tried to scream as his mother was impaled by his uncle's katana. As the life drained out of her eyes, he tried to cry, but the tears wouldn't come. He felt sick as his uncle Fugaku looked up at him, smiling, his faced covered in Tsukihana's blood. He couldn't do anything. It was the same as when he was five, he was to weak, he couldn't protect his mother, he couldn't save her. The scream finally escaped his lungs as his uncle's sword pierced through his chest.
Kitsune gasped as he awoke in a pool of cold sweat. He put his face in his hands and sighed. He had been having that the same dream, that same nightmare, every night, for the last seven years. Even though he had gotten strong, (very strong according to his sensei, Kabuto San, Orochimaru Sama, and all his friends). After seven years of blood, sweat and struggle, he felt like he was still five years old in his dreams, small and helpless. He was pulled out of his thoughts when he heard giggling. He looked up to see Sakon, Ukon, Jirobo, Kidomaru and Tayuya all trying hard to supress from bursting into laughter. He then noticed the marker that Sakon was dangling in between his fingers, and immediately ran to his bathroom mirror. A vein bulged in his head when he saw what they had done to him. They had written obscenties and all sorts of things all over his face. He then heard howling laughter as his friends all ran out his room, with him right behind them.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!" which got an even bigger roar of laughter from the sound four. He knew where they were headed, the training room. Kitsune swore as he tripped over one of his three tails, and watched as they ran through the door to the training room. As he went in, he activated his sharingan, three tomoe spinning in each eye, knowing what was to come next. He saw the group still laughing, huddled behind Kimimaro. Kitsune's eye ticked when he noticed the small smirk that formed on his face when he saw Kitsune.
"Move aside Kimimaro!" he growled fiercely.
Kimimaro sighed. " After seven years of doing this, you know what my answer is." he said, his smile growing wider.
Kitsune went over to the weapons rack and whipped several kunai and shuriken, some of which were deflected, the others soaring past him. Kimimaro smirked, knowing what was about to happen. He grew his spine out, and pierced the kage bushins that henged from the kunai, then proceeded to dodge the fire that approached him. Kimimaro sighed, "Come on Kitsune, got anything new?" he asked, knowing the answer.
"Katon: Housenka no jutsu !"(1) shouted Kitsune, spitting numerous fireballs at Kimimaro who dodged them and slashed Kitsune, who henged into a tree stump.
"Substitution!"
"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu" (2) he screamed, a large stream of fire singing Kimimaro's robes. As he dodged, he was kicked in the face by a bushin that had henged from one of the deflected shuriken. While he was stunned, Kimimaro was hit point blank by Kitsune's Katon: Ryuuka no Jutsu (3). Kitsune stared at the flames when he felt something strike him in the chest. Kimimaro had shot his finger bones at him through the fire and hit Kitsune while his guard was down. Kitsune was getting tired of this, so he decided to end this sparring match. Kitsune formed handseals and then shouted "Katon: Kitsune Endan Genkotsu (4). His fist became engulfed in white flames up to his elbow. He charged Kimimaro, who had a solid spiral of bone encircling his arm, the flames forming into the shape of a fox ." Tessenka no Mai !(5) " he shouted as the two jutsu collided.
The two fought for postion fiercely, but everyone was suprised as they heard a cracking noise. Kimimaro was shocked as the spiral made of his strongest bone began to crack. He gave one final push , as did Kitsune, whose chakra was starting to burn his shoulder. A large explosion blew out from in between the combatants, and smoke filled the room. As the smoke cleared, The sound four were suprised when they saw Kitsune wedged in a crater that had formed in the wall. They then looked over Kimimaro, who was wedged into an even bigger crater. Both combatants grinned, and then collapsed .
"We'll call it a draw." muttered Kitsune tiredly.
"Agreed."
Kitsune grinned. This had become a ritual for them. His friends used it to get him out of the funk he usually was in after his nightmare. They would play a practical joke on him while he was still asleep, run away and hide behind Kimimaro, who would then proceed to fight with Kitsune until the anger had left him.
Kidomaru took out a piece of paper and pen, and began to tally. "Okay, as of today that put's Kitsune at 1278 wins, Kimmimaro at 1277." he whistled. Even though Kitune had called it a draw, Kidomaru gave the win to him, considering it was a special occasion.
"HEY, SLEEPY MCBIRTHDAY BITCH, GET UP!" Tayuya growled
"Huh, birthday?" muttered kitsune as he helped Kimimaro up.
"YEAH YA DUMB BASTARD, TODAY'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! JESUS, HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY?" she yelled
"WELL YA LOUD BITCH, SINCE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY HOW 'BOUT YOU WATCH YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTH FOR ONCE?" he yelled back
Sakon chuckled, Tayuya's mouth had rubbed off on to Kitsune over the years and he was just as bad as her at times when he was really angry.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!" she said smacking him across the head
"AWW SHIT!" he yelled, running away.
"COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING PUSSY, I 'M GONNA RIP THOSE FAGGOTY ASS TAILS OFF AND STRANGLE YOU WITH 'EM!"
Kimimaro smiled, he couldn't help but pity the poor bastard. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M SORRY TAYUYA !" he screamed, few things in this world scared him, but one of the things that did was an angry Tayuya.He stopped running when Tayuya flickered in front of him, her level 2 curse mark activated. Kitsune nearly wet himself because he thought she would make good on her promise to rip his tails off and strangle him with them.
"Sorry doesn't cut it." she said all to sweetly
"Does the fact that it's my birthday cut it?" he asked hopefully, knowing full well what her response would be
"Ahh, but your forgetting whose responsibilty it is to hand out the birthday beatings." she piped happily
Sakon, Ukon, Kidomaru, Jirobo, and Kimimaro winced as Kitsune's screams of pain echoed throughout the base.
"Come on idiot, lets get to the mess hall before fatass eats everything" she said seriously.
"Aww hell no!" he screamed as he took off towards the mess hall (he has an appetite that can rival Jirobo's or Choji's people!) Causing Tayuya to sweatdrop.
"I realy hate how that moron can bounce back from anything." she sighed.
Kitsune crashed into the mess hall just in time to see Jirobo sit down with what looked like the majority of the food that was being served. Desperate, he flickered to the table where the other's were sitting at and grabbed roughly half of Jirobo's food. Kitsune and Jirobo stared each other down for a moment before basically inhaling their food. Sakon and the others found themselves getting sick as the empty bowls, plates and trays piled up. Kitsune wnet to take another bite of his sushi when he fell over, about to vomit. Jirobo chuckled as he kept eating. Kidomaru sighed and pulled out another piece of paper and tallied up. "As of today, Jirobo leads with 1589 wins and Kitsune with 965 wins. " This had become another one of the groups rituals. After they pulled their prank on Kitsune and he fought with Kimmimaro, they would go to the mess hal and Kitsune and Jirobo would have ridiculous eating contests, much to the disgust of their friends. As Sakon helped Kitsune up, he placed a small wrapped package into Kitsune's hand with a mischevious grin on his face. Wondering what it was, Kitsune opened it up only to turn red and sigh in embaressment. Sakon had gotten him a copy of one of those perverted little orange books that he enjoyed reading.(Hooray for Icha Icha XP)
"Your such a perv Sakon" he muttered, his face still red.
""Your very welcome Kit" chuckled Sakon, using the nickname he had given to his friend.
Jirobo got him a set of special ramen bowls, which he had given reluctanty. Kidomaru got him a commemarative plaque that stated he was the "World's most obnoxiously competitive jackoff", much to Kitsune's chargin. Kimimaro got him an ortnant black katana , saying that he needed a proper weapon, leaving Kitsune speechless. He flashed his friends one of his foxy grins and thanked them. It was then that he noticed an obnoxiously familiar figure approaching.
"Aww crap." he muttered. Everyone looked over, and groaned collectively, even Kimmimaro had a small grimace on his face.
"WELL IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE STUDENT!" yelled the annoying man.
"Hello Kyougeki sensei" he muttered
"I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU !" he yelled, presenting Kitsune with a form fitting purple one piece, similar to the one he was wearing, getting a collective snicker from his friends, whom he glared at.
"Gee, I'm ... flattered Kyougeki Sensei" Kitsune lied. He planned on burying the repulsive thing deep in his closet as soon as he got the chance to.
Kyougeki had tears in his eyes. " EVEN THOUGH YOU GROW OLDER, THE FIRE OF YOUTH BURNS STRONGLY WITHIN YOU!" getting a groan from the teens who had been his students. Which caused his eye to tick. " WELL, FAREWELL MY FORMER STUDENTS, I'VE GOT TO GO TEACH THE NEXT BATCH OF YOUTHFUL HOPEFULS" he declared obnoxiously.
"Please... sensei...just...go..." begged Kidomaru, banging his head on the table with each word. Kyougeki sweatdropped again. " Um, well yeah, guess I better get going then. Goodbye" he said as he walked away.
"I spent three years under that crazy bastards tutelage and he's just as annoying as the first day I met him" groaned Kitsune.
. (1) Fire Style: Pheonix Fire Jutsu
(2)Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu
(3)Fire Style: Dragon Fire Jutsu
(4)Fire Style: Fox Bullet Fist
(5)The Dance of The Clematis
AN- Yeeaaahhh, I know I said I was going to rewrite the story, and I kinda did for this chapter, but I decided that it was way too funny to be left out -.-0 , every chapter after this will be different from what I had before. Had to remove the Tayuya x Kitsune after all, but don't worry, you'll love what I have planned! Next chapter should be up late tommorow cause... I'm starting my new job, I'm a service clerk at jewel now -.-0, Good bye after school freedom T.T