Naruto groaned in discomfort, his head throbbing at random intervals as he surveyed his surroundings with reminisce. The Yamanaka were very through in their search to gleam information about his motives concerning the cesspool that was Konoha. Luckily for the blond, his tenant the Juubi had planted false memories to disavow and protect his insidious agenda. Naruto felt his mind fold in on itself as the very matrix of his being was laid bare. Towering above him contained within a constricting seal was none other than the Juubi.

"Welcome back Naruto-Kun." Said the towering bulk of mass. Its lone eye glowering malevolently as it stared down like a vengeful goddess.

The Uzumaki turned Uchiha nearly activated his doujutsu, only to catch himself at the last interval. Knowing like the Bijū after it, the Juubi would take offense. "Juubi" Said Naruto with a sharp tilt of his head, signifying his respect.

"I've brought you here for a selective purpose. You, Uzumaki- Uchiha Naruto are my new found and dubbed representative."

"Representative...? And what does that entail?" Uttered Naruto trying his hardest to contain his snort of derision at being someone's lap dog. He already danced to someone's tune before. He vowed to never become one again, as long as he drew breath.

"I've delegated an imperative task to you, purging the world of all sources of chakra and reclaiming what was forcefully taken from me by Ōtsutsuki Kaguya. A world of equality, stability and guidance"

"How do you expect me to do that? Even without the source of chakra, people are filled with greed and ambition. They'll kill and pillage regardless of the spiritual and physical energies. Humans are architects of their own destruction." Spoke Naruto with absurdity. `Are all Bijū clinically insane? `

"Aeons ago, I made a wager against fate, you mortals would call it a gamble" The Juubi's shadowy mass withered and compressed as her smouldering beauty in human form was made bare for Naruto to see. She gave a small incomprehensible sigh, denoting her sadness as she spoke again "You'll be the second person to take the mantle of ushering in a new age of equality, between Civilian, ninja, demon. Society, class, politics, villages have divided us. Misconceptions such as these have to be eradicated for unity and equality to run supreme."

He could feel a headache enveloping him but nodded anyhow. "You've given me the reasoning, but not how to conduct myself. How do I go about `cleansing the world? `"

The Juubi disregarding the laws of personal space, attached herself onto Naruto's arm, pressing her sinful body against his rock hard physique and spoke with a lone whisper. "Here's what you have to do"


Naruto wondered through the streets of Konoha with deliberating confidence. His back straight and his posture oozing confidence. He reminisced the last time his cerulean eyes saw Konoha. Hellfire burning harmoniously as the leaf burned. `Fun times`

The tell-tale sign of ANBU sprinting across buildings and civilians of all ages and sizes mingling with care free aura's brought a sneer to his once whiskered face. On these very pavements he'd lost precious life blood over the irrational and idiotic fear the public had over something he had no control over. He hadn't chosen the life of a Jinchūriki. His blessed father had thrusted that upon him. Something which irked him to this day.

A scuffle was heard and Naruto turned to face a squad of four Uchiha police- nin, accosting a merchant and branding him with silver manacles. Against his better judgement, he decided to intervene. "What's going on here?"

The leader he presumed answered with an iconic Uchiha style "Hn" which Naruto from his short tenure with Sasuke loosely translated as "Who are you and what business do you have interfering in police affairs."

"The name is Uchiha Naruto." As he'd finished his intonation he knew he spoke wrongly as the leader and his surrounding counterparts bristled with barely leashed anger. The leader roughly pushed the captive merchant away before facing Naruto with clear anger shining in his onyx eyes. The rest had their three tomoe Sharingan active as a sign of aggression.

"You're no kin of ours. Anyone can waltz into these gates and claim to be of Uchiha descent. The audacity that you've sprouted might have fooled the Hokage but you are not of Madara's kin. Regardless of dark hair and black hair. Without any proof. He could be a spy sent from another nation…!" The surrounding Uchiha nodded absentmindedly as they fingered their shuriken.

It all happened in an instant. Where Naruto once stood was gone, replacing him were fallen leafs. He reappeared with his fingertips lodged against the brazen Uchiha's throat. Flexing softly and inhibiting breathing. Tomoe spinning dangerously as he stared with a look that promised unflinching and unfathomable torture and subjugation. "I'm afraid, I didn't catch that. Would you like to repeat yourself?"

Realizing their squad leader was in trouble and dangerously close to passing out, the lone Uchiha brandished their kunai and attempted to get him to let go. It was all for nought, with his skill and the Sharingan bolstering him, he was unparalleled. They moved to slow, their movements laid bare for him to react to. And react he did. He struck lightning fast, hand still squeezing the leader as he rotated sharply his heel digging with an audible thud, falling the Uchiha before he'd realized what had occurred. Utilizing the squad leader that was slightly elevated due to his machination's he twitched his finger causing a transparent wisp of chakra to connect with his knee, which smashed into his subordinate. He spat blood, eyes rolling into the back of his head as he fell. He'd feel that for days. He faced the last Uchiha with a cocky smirk lingering at the corner of his lips. Either he was too strong or these Ninja were weak. The Juubi was right. The reliance on Chakra had led men astray, reliant and weak.

"Yo..u don't frighten me" Stuttered the Uchiha, sweat beginning to seep through his clothing from his drenched armpits. His clothing sticking to him uncomfortably as he stared at Naruto.

"I don't?" Naruto grinned at this darkly. "Why does my nose detect, you're about to soil yourself. Go, take your brethren and spread the word. Uchiha Naruto grandson to Uchiha Madara, is not a liar. Anyone else who brands me a liar and sully's my name shall be gutted like pigs." As he finished his macabre speech, Naruto with as much kindness as he could muster, which wasn't very much threw the lippy Uchiha away to the only standing member left. He didn't wait to see them vanish. Most likely to the clan compound. Word would spread, tongues would wag and his reputation as Uchiha repeller would spread.

The surrounding civilians gave him a wide berth of different reactions varying from fear, respect, awe and even lust from some women and males. The latter causing him to involuntarily shudder. (He was a womaniser through and through) He'd established respect among the surrounding population which would spread like wildfire and fear would blossom amongst the Uchiha concerning him. `life is good`

As he tried to contain his elation at muddling around and altering the future, he was surrounded by the civilian he'd saved. From the looks of it, he seemed very familiar. With blue eyes less vibrant than his old eyes had been, dull pink hair, his attire consisted of a dark loose- fitting kimono shirt, held closely by a simple and dull obi wrapped around burgundy coloured pants. "Thank you for assisting me, the name is Moyashi Haruno..."

Naruto had one thought reverberating through his head. `Oh shit..`

AN: The next chapter will be infinitely more longer. Can anyone guess who the first person the Juubi entrusted her mission to? Right answers will obviously get rewards. Such as the new chapter sent to the lucky guesser before its posted by yours truly. Pwease review! With strawberries and whipped cream on top!

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