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Chapter six: you idiot

Iceland and Hong Kong were surprised to hear someone knocking on the door so early in the morning, but Iceland opened it anyways. She was then even more surprised when she opened the door to find the other four Nordics there, their expressions ranging from Finland's bubbly happiness to Norway's silent glares of anger.

She was about to ask why they were all there when Denmark yelled, "Congratulations, Ice! Why didn't you tell us sooner?"

This only confused her even more, but allowed them in either way. As they passed, she noticed Norway glare at her stomach. Once they were all in, Hong Kong entered the room and asked why everyone was there. To answer his question, Norway said, "We heard that Iceland was pregnant and wanted to talk to her about it."

Iceland looked at Hong Kong, figuring that he had told someone. In response he said, "Sorry, China found a book I got and, like, asked the right questions."

She then sighed and said, "So then you guys came to yell at us."

Finland was about to say something, but Norway cut him off and said, "Yes. You promised that this would not happen, so explain yourself."

"It just sort of happened. It's not like I was trying to get pregnant. And it's totally not as big an issue as you're making it," Iceland replied meekly. Everyone could sense the anger rising in Norway when he heard this. He then said while taking a step closer to Iceland, "You're pregnant and it's not a big deal? Think again, the fact that you don't see that proves you're too young for this."

Iceland looked at the other Nordic's faces, only to see that they felt the same way as Norway. She scowled at how they still thought of her as a little kid, too young to do anything. She was about to defend herself when Hong Kong stepped in and said, "Iceland is physically around 16, and a little over 100 years ago she would not have been too young. Besides, it's not like she has to go through with it alone."

Iceland blushed slightly when he said this; she always felt awkward when he stepped in to say something for her. What he said also seemed to make Sweden, Finland and Denmark pause. Norway, however, simply glared at Hong Kong until the poor boy had to back down. He then turned to Iceland and said, "Iceland, stop it with all of this idiocy."

Iceland was getting mad at this point, she always hated it when someone called her an idiot; especially Norway. She then said, "I will when you guys realize that I'm not a little kid anymore and that I can handle things without having to be constantly watched by you guys; especially you Norway. Just stop with your all-knowing, super-protective big brother crap!"

Everyone was silent for several moments until Norway said, "If that is what you want then fine. I hope that you have a normal pregnancy followed by an excruciatingly painful labor which knocks you back to your senses."

Norway then began to walk towards the door with Iceland yelling at him to get out. After Norway was out of the house, the other three followed suit. The last to leave was Finland, who as he left decided to congratulate Iceland whether she wanted it or not.

Once the guests were gone, Hong Kong gave Iceland a hug and held her as she cried. She hated fighting with her brothers, even if they deserved it, and today's fight felt worse than usual. As she cried, Hong Kong led her to the couch where they sat until she stopped.

After about half an hour, she was done crying and Hong Kong's phone began to ring. It was China. The two of them talked for a few minutes before he looked over at Iceland and said, "Teacher wants to know if you can visit later."

She did not have any plans for the next few days, and she also had a few choice words she wanted to say to China, so she agreed to visit. He told this to China and it was decided that the two of them would go to his house tomorrow.


As agreed, Hong Kong and Iceland arrived at China's house in the afternoon. When they got there, they were surprised to find almost all of the Asian nations at the house eagerly waiting to meet them.

By the time the two of them had said hello and caught up with everyone, it was almost time for dinner. So when China called out for everyone to sit down, the two of them followed suit. As dinner began, China asked for Iceland's plate and had it passed down to him. Once he had it, he began piling food onto it until the plate was covered. He then gave it back to Iceland who asked, "Why did you give me so much…it's too much!"

China huffed at this and said, "Firstly, you should learn to be grateful when someone gives you so much, aru. Secondly, you are too thin as it is, aru. We don't need a too-thin baby, aru."

Iceland scowled at this but otherwise said nothing. She had learned from coming over with Hong Kong enough times before that when at China's house to not pick a fight. Then as she began to eat, he began to critic her on her table manners. It soon got to the point where she gave up at being polite and yelled at him, "Will you just let me eat my food in peace!"

This caught the other nation's attentions, and they watched as China sighed and said, "There's no need to be so emotional, aru. And so much to learn too...It would help if you were more mature, aru."

Iceland began to get up and slap China across the face, but Hong Kong stopped her by grabbing her wrist and pointed to Korea, who was about to jump in his hyper way onto China. As Korea did this, he said, "Come on Anki, you can't expect her to be perfect. And what do table manners have to do with having a kid anyways?"

After this, neither Iceland nor China felt like continuing their argument at that time, and allowed eachother to eat their dinner. Hong Kong and Iceland then left the group afterwards.

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