Magi Thunder: The Anime Assassin 2!

Ep 6: Tomoko enters AnimeFILM.

Tomoko was watching a news video. A girl was talking about how Aqua, Yuri and Android 18 were alive and doing well. They appeared on the video screen, eyes green and moving like robots. Android 18...a complete robot. Each of them holding products made by those four gentlemen that Hiro had a meeting with back then.

"Hi, my name is Aqua...when things are wet...I like to clean them up with Mr Chow's paper towels. They are soft and very good." Aqua said in a monotone voice.

"My name is Yuri Nakamura...and I like Mrs Cina's hot sauce." Yuri said and also sounded monotone...but demonic.

"When my carpet is dirty...Yung's carpet cleaner works like a charm...it's wonderful." Android 18 said also monotone.

"It's so good seeing them alive and well. The fans are so happy to see them back. AnimeTube will surely sky rocket with this." Said the news reporter on the video. Just then a box gets thrown into Tomoko's window.

"What the hell!?" She screamed...she looked to see the box and cuts it open. She sees Walkie Talkies. She turns it on and says hello.

"Pretty cool walkie talkies huh?" Magi asked, sitting in her bed. "I got then on clearance."

"Magi...you had me going girl. I thought that you killed those AnimeTubers. But they're all alive." Tomoko said with a smile.

"What are you talking about?" Magi asked. "I killed every single one of them! With my own two cold blooded hands...and I loved every single minute of it."

"No you didn't. I just saw them on AnimeTube's trending page. And they're doing really well with some good brand deals too."

"They're not...dead?"

"No...and thank God girl. I thought I was going to jail or something. But you've just been messing with me all this time." Tomoko smiled. "But it's ok. I'm gonna sign my channel and Anime over to AnimeFILM and start getting popular."

"You don't need me...to collaborate Tube Animers...for you?" Magi asked and was getting sad. "I thought I found the solution...for you. I thought I was the Yin to your Yang."

"Nah...you kinda of just freaked me out. Wasting my time...so. It's ok, it's like i'm not gonna be a dick or anything...give you a bad yelp review or something...but we're just call it a wash...and well...Thunder Solutions...kind of sucks...so...um...have a nice life." Tomoko said and puts the walkie talkie down. Magi felt her heart stop...she was sad...she puts her weapons away and stayed in her RV...watching the rain come down the next day. She packs up her stuff and heads out the next day. She sees a TV commercial for black licorice. She heads to a hill in the middle of nowhere and gets on her knees and looks up at the sky.

"Gods of killing people...why have you forsaken me?" She said and crashes into the dirt.

*With Tomoko*

The next day Tomoko heads out to her meeting with AnimeFILM. She sees a guy she has a crush on and blushes and looks at him. She was all dressed up too.

"I think you get plenty of views." He said.

"Thank you...but...it's not true." Tomoko said and blushed and went on her way to the building. Tomoko sits down on a chair in the waiting room. Where she sees Tadakuni. He was just like Aqua, Yuri and Android 18. His eyes glow green and he looks at Tomoko. He was holding paper plates. Kanna was the same way and moved like a robot and had a spray bottle with her. Tomoko started getting weirded out. Oscar opens the door.

"Ms Kuroki. Mr Hiro will see you now." He said and and Tomoko gets up and goes inside. Hiro greets Tomoko and kisses her hand. Tomoko blushes and gulps.

"Hi...sir." Tomoko said shyly.

"Don't be shy." Hiro said and Tomoko sits down. "Welcome to AnimeFILM."

"Thanks. This is awesome." Tomoko said.

"Let me tell you a little bit about AnimeFilm. We're building a cross promotion product brand...and you Tomoko...are going to be our number one star."

"I'll do it!"

"You sign these papers and your channel to us. And we take care of everything." Hiro smirked.

"Great!"

"Tomoko?...do you sell merch?"

"No I don't."

"Well...sign these papers and we'll sell your merch!" Hiro puts down the papers for Tomoko.

"Maybe I should look over this first." Tomoko said.

"We got a lawyer for you already." Hiro said and presses a button on his remote and the TV turns on behind Tomoko. It showed a woman in a suit.

"Hi! I'm a real lawyer. And I'm here to protect and represent you! That's what I do! It's what I love! I think we can all agree that contracts are pretty boring, right?" Tomoko nods at Hiro who nods back. "Well I just read this 900 page contract. And I can tell you it's a pretty sweet deal. It breaks down like this: You plus AnimeFILM equals: MONEY! It's that simple. In fact, you know how great this contract is? I'm a lawyer and I signed it. And I don't even make AnimeTube videos let alone have my own Anime. So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract. You'll be glad you did. And very very sorry if you don't...thanks AnimeFILM!" The video ends.

"Are you satisfied?" Hiro asked Tomoko. Tomoko nods.

"Let's do it! I'm in!" Tomoko said and high fives Hiro.

"Welcome to AnimeFILM Tomoko!" Hiro cheered and Tomoko signs the papers. Hiro smirks.

"Welcome...to AnimeFILM...Tomoko." Hiro chuckled and presses the button...but nothing happens. He presses it again. Tomoko just looks at him. Hiro presses it fast and a bunch of times and Tomoko goes down.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Tomoko screamed. Hiro goes for his phone to call someone.

"Get me a girl to give me a back rub...thank you." Hiro hangs up. Tomoko was on the ground in a cave like place...body parts of Anime characters were around her. Tomoko hears a growl. She pants as the monster got closer to her. Tomoko gets up and the monster roars. Tomoko screams and somebody saves her. It was her best friend Yuu Naruse. The two hide. "Yuu-chan!? What are you doing here?" Yuu covers her mouth.

"Shhh..shhh." She said. They hear the monster growling. They decided to keep quiet and stay away from it.

*With Magi Thunder*

Magi was in the sky on a cloud. She met with a girl. She was blonde like Magi. It was Yang.

"Yang? Is it really you?" Magi asked.

"Yeah it is...Magi Thunder." Yang said, wearing a golden robe.

"I've always...been a fan of yours...I love watching you beat the crap out of people." Magi said. "My inspiration."

"Thanks Magi. I really do love beating the crap out of people. But what is your problem." Yang asked the hunter.

"All I ever wanted to do was solve people's problems with my solutions. But now, I realize I can't solve anything...Thunder Solutions is a failure. And I'm a failure to."

"Don't say that, Magi. Remember when the doctor talked to you about your feelings?"

"I don't know Yang...I don't know what feelings to feel."

"Magi...like Aristotle once said: It's during our darkest moments...that we see the light. What light do you see Magi?" Yang asked.

"I made a promise to help Tomoko go viral on AnimeTube, And I need to keep that promise. Whatever it takes." Magi answered.

"Then that is your light Magi Thunder. Follow the light Magi. Follow your heart." Yang said and pokes Magi's chest.

"You're right Yang! But first...I need a ride." Magi said and was on Yang's back as Yang flies away.

*At AnimeFILM*

Hiro was having a meeting with those four guys again. "Mr Hiro! We are growing impatient!" The first man said.

"Gentlemen...in a very very short time, we will be hosting the AnimeFILM fun party."

"NUMBER 1 PARTY!" Said the fourth guy. Oscar was listening in on the conversations.

"Where dozens of AnimeTubers with millions of views and top characters and all that shit...come to have fun. And they will be joining this fine network...but." Hiro picks up the button device. "They will be leaving one way...through the lair of the true burn."

"Lair of the true burn?" Oscar asked out loud.

"Where they'll be devoured and destroyed and eliminated. And be replaced by brand loving product placing ROBOTS! It's what Zero Two would've wanted"

"Product placing robots?" Oscar asked. A robot anime character comes walking up to Oscar.

"Yes...loving robots that will love your products...forever." Hiro nods. The robot talked to Oscar...about the product she was holding, her eyes green.

*At the lair of the true burn*

A fire was started with sticks and anime characters were all dirty and survived the lair. Yuu Naruse gives Tomoko Mr Chow's paper towels to wipe her face off.

"How long has this been going on?" Tomoko asked Yuu.

"I have no idea." Yuu replied. "Only a few survivors." Tomoko looked at the others. "Of course you know, Neptune, Neptunia. Saya of Blood-C, the twins Kaguya and Yuzuru of Date A Live. Joey of Yugioh and of course...Asuna Yuuki of Sword Art Online." Yuu introduced the survivors. Tomoko gasped as she saw Asuna. She looked like a cave woman and she was biting a bone.

"I don't even recognize her anymore." Tomoko gulped.

"When we all sighed up for AnimeFILM...we got sucked down here. Next thing we know? We're fighting off some giant big ugly monster with Rikka Takanashi's arm bone." Yuu said.

"We all wanted to be the most viewed on AnimeTube." Joey said.

"Same...but it's all over now. We're stuck here." Neptune said.

"We can find a way out of this hell hole...ok guys?" Saya looked at everyone.

"Yeah, Asuna's been here the longest." Kaguya said.

"AHHHH! AHHH!" Asuna screams and grabbed Joey's arm and tried to bite it off. Yuu pulled her away.

"Hey! Asuna calm down!" Yuu yelled out her. Yuu gives a cereal brand and Asuna eats it. Asuna went to Tomoko and touches her face and gives her cereal to it.

"Ju baba?" She asked. Tomoko opens her mouth and Asuna feeds her the cereal. Asuna then went to the wall. She touches it and it had drawins on it. "DA HOLE! DA HOLE! MUJAA!" She said.

"What's she saying?" Tomoko asked.

"I think she's talking about the prophecy." Saya answered.

"She says a girl will fall from the sky." Joey said.

"Cana! Du yee usenarsh boop boop." Asuna said.

"And uh..lead our apples?" Yuzuru tried to translate.

"Juka!" Asuna growled.

"Children?" Yuzuru said.

"No!"

"People! Our People!" Yuzuru said and Asuna nods. "To escape. The true burn! The true burn!"

Asuna claps. The group started cheering and chanting together...they were gonna be saved. Meanwhile at the party. A ton of anime and characters were there. Having a good time. Two guys came up and flirt with two girls...who were robots. Another girl looks at a guy who was also a robot. The news reporter talked about the party and said that Rena Ryuuguu as arrived from Higurashi...and even Ryuko.

"Hey! It's Ryuko...can we have your word on this party?" She asked her. Ryuko just walked passed the news girl and camera.

"Nobody watches this." She said. The news girl sighed.