A/N: hello people or girls to be more specific
Takuya: why girls?
well from chapter 2 to now only the girls review this story, but I'm glad that even with my crappy English people from around the world read this story (which is crappy too)
Takuya: people like who?
I don't know their names but a lot of people from the USA, some from Canada, other from Singapore, the Philippines or las Filipinas, de Mexico (my country in case you haven't noticed), from Denmark, New Zealand, Ireland, United Kingdom, Saudi Arabia, Australia, Chile, Portugal and Argentina!
Takuya: that's a lot of countries, but not all of them are girls
I know but rumors says that 80% of the authors/readers are female, okay I don't know why I'm talking about this anyway enjoy the chapter R&R please
if you remember Takuya and Kouji were fired from a cannon and send them fly directly to the north pole (for reasons that are beyond of our comprehension) while the fly they could see the same train that save them from the Nutcracker, a strange music could be heard from it, a harmonica, it sounded like a blues or country music
"isn't that the train that run over the nut hitter guy?" Takuya
"yep, looks like it's heading to the north pole too, which reminds me, what are my Brother and Zoe doing? I haven't see them since Santa shoot us down" Kouji
"you mean the hot girl? Beats me but I'm sure of something" Takuya
"of what?" Kouji
"she's hot and looks like a good person" Takuya's eyes seem to be dreaming
"is Takuya idiot Kanbara in love?" Kouji said
"w-w-what!? No hell no! I'm just saying she's hot" Takuya blushed a little
"yeah right then I suppose I'll ask her out" Kouji
"what!? But-stay away from her idiot!" Takuya said and tried to push Kouji but since they were flying he only touched it
"ha! I knew it you like that girl since the moment we entered her house and you stared at her!" Kouji
"I uh...I just look at her pajama yes her pajama was from a good designer yeah" Takuya's face was more redder
"uh huh right, but you'd like if she wasn't wearing it at all isn't?" Kouji teased him again causing Takuya to nose bleed
Kouichi and Zoe
the music was louder in the train, Zoe didn't know from where the music came from since she was driving it the only lead was the front of the gigantic machine, she climbed from a window to the front and she discovered the source of the country annoying music
"Kouichi!?" Zoe said, Kouichi was playing the harmonica in the front of the locomotive, sitting on the hand rail, along with some random people
"she's a blond girl!*plays harmonica like dundun dundun*" Kouichi sang "you need to meet her eyes*harmonica*"
"Kouichi what are you doing?" Zoe asked but Kouichi ignored her and continue singing
"she has good looks*harmonica* but don't let be tricked*harmonica* don't make her mad*harmonica*" Kouichi sang
"Kouichi what are you singing?" Zoe
"you don't want to meet her mad*harmonica* cuz when she's mad she's like a gorilla in heat!" Kouichi ended the song and the random people laugh and cheer
"wow Kouichi that was an interesting song, who was that girl who acts as a gorilla?" Zoe asked
"it was you Zoe*Zoe's eye twitches* you act as a gorilla when you're mad" Kouichi said
"I'M NOT A GORILLA YOU PEZZO DI MERDA!" Zoe said, by the way the last part was Italian
"mommy!" Kouichi cried at the kicks of Zoe
"and that's just a part of what Takuya is going to get!" Zoe said and return to the train
"uh...ouch..ouch...ouch" Kouichi stay on the ground
Kouji and Takuya
"Takuya I think we're losing altitude we better go to that train" Kouji
"yeah, I don't want to freeze in the cold water" Takuya
the boys tried to turn to the direction of the train but suddenly they heard something that make them crap their pants
"OINK!"
"what was that!?" Takuya turned his head scanning the sky
"it sounded like a pig" Kouji
"haha very funny Kouji a flying pig" Takuya
"OINK!" a flying pig pass between them at high speed and turned to see the boys
"whoa! A flying pig!" Takuya
"not only one, look behind us!" Kouji pointed to an entire flock of flying pigs
"oh my goodness!" Takuya yelled while dodge some of the (F=flying, I'm lazy)
"OINK, uuuuuoink!" a F. pig...err...shouted...cried I don't know I don't speak porkish
"I think they try to kill us!" Takuya said
"really!? You'd notice that already!" Kouji
"uuuuuoooink!" F. pig lunge to Kouji
"get off me, oh no I'm falling" Kouji was about to crash on the iced water but suddenly a flying monkey
"who are you!?" Kouji asked
"uh uh uh ah ah ah" the F. mokey said, then again I don't speak monkish
"they're my servants, I'm the wicked witch of the west and I know you want to kill Santa" the WWW said (WWW= wicked witch of the west)
"help!" Takuya said and a F. monkey help him to not fall
the monkeys fight the pigs in a battle full of blood and gore but since this is a rated T story I'll not describe the fight instead I'll see what Tommy is doing
Tommy's mansion (yes a mansion)
"Pierre! Pierre!" Tommy called for his butler (haha butt-ler)
"yes young master?" Pierre asked
"where's Santa? is 3 am and he hadn't coming!" Tommy
"I don't know sir, maybe he's delayed (you must be in the naughty list you brat!)" Pierre
"delayed my butt! Take to the north pole Pierre NOW!" Tommy ordered
"right away Sir (stupid kid, stupid job, stupid season)" Pierre
"I'll force Santa to live here as my servant and make toys for me all the year mwahahahahhahaha" Tommy laugh like a maniac spoiled brat, his butler prepared a plane, Tommy, the butler, the maid, the chef and another eight servants boarded the plane along with the three kilometers of wish list, what a long list kid!
Back to Kouichi and the gorilla in heat*gets hit by a brick* ouch! I'm sorry...Zoe
"hey G-Zoe isn't that a flock of pigs and monkeys?" Kouichi asked
"a flock!? Kouichi don't be ridiculous there's no such thing as a flock of pigs or monkeys" Zoe said and a second later an pig and monkey crashed on the window
"uh uh uh uh ah ah ah ah!" the monkey said while fisting the pig on the belly
"o-oink!" the pig bite the tail of the monkey
"what the hell!? There is Takuya and Kouji!" Zoe pointed to the sky
"hey guys, over here!" Kouichi yelled however Takuya and Kouji were busy trying to kick the pigs away
"stupid pigs! Ouch my hand!" Kouji yanked a pig away
"hop on the umbrella!" the WWW said and both Takuya and Kouji hop on but the witch was horrible and Takuya tried not to puke
"what is it?" The WWW asked
"um nothing, do you have a glass of water?" Takuya asked
"of course*a glass of water pop-up on the witch's hand* here you go" the WWW said
"thank you*glug glug glug* ahh, I don't want anymore, watch it I'll drop it" Takuya
"wait *Takuya soak the witch with the water* no you idiot, nO i'M mElTiNg, TaKuYa YoU AsShOlE" The WWW melted and now Takuya commanded the flying umbrella and monkeys
"what just happened?" Takuya
"I don't know but I'm glad it happened that witch was horrible!" Kouji
"monkeys! Attack those pigs I'm going to the train!" Takuya said and drive the umbrella to the train, but the pigs do something that nobody expect, they began to fire lasers from their eyes*piyoo piyoo (that's my laser sound)* one of the lasers hits the umbrella
"we're going down aahhhhhhh!" Takuya and Kouji landed or better said crashed on the coal box of the train
"Takuya, Kouji!" Zoe ran to help them
"coal? COAL!? I HATE COAL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Takuya screamed, the coal make him to remember all those Christmas he got coal instead of toys, but suddenly Zoe said something that make him snap out of his rage
"I'll kick your butt Kanbara!" Zoe
"hey whats the matter girl? Why the aggression?" Takuya
"you assaulted my grandma!" Zoe said rising her sleeves
"I haven't doing anything to your grandma!" Takuya
"in fact Takuya *whisper whisper*" Kouichi whisper to Takuya
"oh crap!" Takuya
"PREPARE TO SUFFER KANBARA!" Zoe said
"told you people she's a Gorilla!" Kouichi
okay people this chapter wasn't that funnier (I'm not modest it wasn't funny really) but need to be done actually, they're very close to the north pole now to the final encounter with Santa Claus, oh I'd like to continue this chapter but I'm in my work building and my turn just ended and my father call me saying that the Internet is not working in my home (neither the phone I payed it so I don't know what's the problem) so I'll review/read/ answer PM and reviews until tomorrow (I hope) so see ya later people and review please