The New Smashers

The Bowser Monster: Yeah! I got 10 reviews!!!

Bowser: At least that made him happy.

The Bowser Monster: This chapter will have a lot of Wario, Donkey Kong, and Mr. Game and Watch in it. I hope you know what I mean.

Mario: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That is just plane gross.

The Bowser Monster: I meant they will be fighting in an arena a lot Mario. Not what you thought!

Mario: Sorry about that.

The Bowser Monster: It's alright Mario. Pit, would you like to do the disclaimer?

Pit: Would I! The Bowser Monster doesn't own Super Smash Brothers.

It was a regular day at Smash manor. But, Wario, DK, and Mr. G&W were fighting about who's a better smasher.

"I can beat you two losers in a fight any day," yelled Wario at the top of his voice.

DK yelled, "I was around when the first Super Smash Brothers was here."

"I can kick both of your butts any day," yelled Mr. G&W.

Master Hand flew in and yelled, "I can't take it! Why don't you 3 just settle this in the arena? I can hear all of you from my office! The other smashers can't even think with all of you yelling!"

Wario, DK, and Mr. G&W thought about it for awhile. Maybe what Master Hand said was right. They could see who was a better smasher in the arena.

Wario said, "That's a good idea. Let's settle this in the arena."

DK and Mr. G&W nodded in agreement with Wario. They went to the arena. They chose to fight in Hyrule Temple. They soon started the fight. Mr. G&W tried to hit DK, but he dodged at the last second. Wario hit DK when he dodged Mr. G&W. Mr. G&W started to use his chief move to hit Wario. Wario couldn't dodge it because he was in mid-air. DK hit Wario with his spinning move. (I can't remember what it's called.) It knocked Wario pretty far. He than hit Mr. G&W with a smash attack. Mr. G&W hit DK with judgment. He got an 8 when he used it. Wario used his Wario raft move when DK was stunned. It sent him flying out of the arena. DK was out of the fight. (They are doing a 1 stock match. A stock match means they have lives. When they run out of lives, they're out for the rest of the fight. This was for people who don't know what a stock match is.) Mr. G&W tried to use judgment on Wario, but he dodged it. Good thing too, he got a 9 when he used it. (That will K.O. someone in one hit!) Wario got behind him and hit him with a smash attack. He was sent pretty far. Mr. G&W grabbed a bob-omb and threw it at Wario. He was sent flying after that. Mr. G&W won the match.

"Yeah! I won the match! You guys put up a great fight," said Mr. G&W.

DK said, "Thanks man! You put up a great fight too."

"Whatever! I'm going to go eat some garlic in the kitchen," said Wario as he walked away. DK and Mr. G&W looked at each other and shrugged. They decided to go play some games in the game room. They decided that everyone was a great smasher in their own way.

The Bowser Monster: Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as I did.

Wario: I wanted to win you BIG DUMB APE!!!

The Bowser Monster: What did you call me!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wario: Uh oh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! - Runs away screaming-

The Bowser Monster: Get back here!!! – Runs after Wario-

Mario: I'll say it for him. Please review and send some ideas so The Bowser Monster can put Wario in 2 more crazy adventures.

- Plates getting smashed on a wall-

Mario: I better calm him down now before he kills Wario.