The Tyna Mushroom
I do not own the Potara Earrings. Those earrings are from Dragonball Z's Buu Saga. Let the next chapter begin.
Chapter 6: Another Fusion?
Ganandorf is outside the mansion, egging the windows and screaming, "You stink!" but he stops when he notices Shadow the Hedgehog, who was not far from his position.
Shadow clenches his fists, "Why?! Why wouldn't they allow me to kick ass?! A late entry! Why was that so difficult for those dumbasses?!"
"Maybe we can help one another?"
Shadow turns around to see Ganandorf behind him, "Back off, you red-haired sleaze ball. I'm done here. To think that I came here for nothing."
Shadow begins to walk away but stops when he hears the old hack wizard say, "If we fuse together using the Potara Earrings that I found recently, we can get revenge on those who humiliate and/or ignore us."
Shadow guffawed, "Ignore you, maybe. No one ignores me." He continues his walk but halts when Ganandorf appears in front of him.
"Don't test my patience!" Ganandorf warns. "I just got my wrinkly ass handed to me by my own crush!"
Shadow's expression doesn't change, "Ok. Tell me what your plan is. You got two minutes."
Ganandorf begins by showing Shadow two earrings that look like tiny dragon balls, "I put one on one of my ears and you put one on the ear opposite to mine. We literally become one and become more powerful than before."
Ganandorf hands Shadow one of the earrings and Shadow stares at it before asking, "You say I'll become stronger?"
Ganandorf nodded.
Shadow puts it on his right ear, "This had better be true, wizard."
Ganandorf puts the other on his left ear.
The two fighters quickly magnetize together and a mixture of black and white light appears around them. In a way, the light patterns looks like the Yin&Yang symbol. The Mushroom Kingdom shakes with great force which threatens to break the mansion in two. This earth-quaking sensation continues for a couple of minutes then stops suddenly.
The mansion is a huge mess inside with broken statues, paintings, and huge cracks everywhere. Tony gets up from the hallway floor.
"What was that about?" he asks while dusting himself off.
"Wish I could tell ya, Tony. I wonder if that quake was natural?" Beauty Buu ponders, scratching her head.
The warrior stands in the two previous warriors' place. He radiates with a tornado of black and white energy. Once it clears, it reveals someone that looks like Shadow. However, his fur is red like Ganandorf's hair. He wears what looks like a mixture between Ganandorf's and Shadow's gloves and shoes. The whites of his eyes are yellow and his eye color is a mix between Ganandorf's and Shadow's.
The warrior speaks with both Shadow's AND Ganandorf's voice in unison, "I am Shadorf, wizard and ultimate life form extraordinaire." He calls forth Chaos Control and vanishes.
Beauty Buu sits in Peach's room, playing with her pot belly, and wonders aloud, "I wonder when my next match will be? It's too bad that Mewtwo was taken out of the competition. He would have been a promising opponent."
"Weird," was what Tony says as he enters Peach's bedroom. "I thought that entries were over, yet somehow a new fighter has been registered for the competition."
"What's his name?"
"He calls himself, Shadorf. He proclaims himself the ultimate wizard. What's really weird is that he looks like someone I forbid from entering the Tournament."
Tony kicks back in Peach's recliner and stares at the ceiling, "I swear, more and more freaks enter this place everyday."
"EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. THOSE WHO ARE SET UP FOR A MATCH, ENTER THE STADIUM DOORS. THOSE WHO PREFER TO WATCH, ENTER THE STANDS." comes a voice from the speakers set up in every room.
Tony and Beauty Buu head for the stands.
The crowds roar with anticipation for the next match. Shadorf enters from the left entrance, Captain Falcon and Fox McCloud enter from the right. The arena is PokeFloats.
"CF sucks! CF sucks! CF sucks!" boos the crowd.
"I think they're talking about you," Captain Falcon says pointing to Fox.
Fox raises an eyebrow.
The match begins and Shadorf uses Force Lightning (from Star Wars) on CF and sends him bouncing ferociously against the floats. He uses Chaos Control and appears behind the just-recovering CF. Thanks to the time-slowing effect of Chaos Control, Shadorf had just enough time to land multiple punches and kicks in light speed at the worthless Capt. Time returns to normal and Shadorf finishes CF off with a powerful kick, sending him flying out of the ring.
Fox is wide-eyed at the display of raw power and quickly draws his laser pistol, only to have it cut in half by a karate chop performed by Shadorf. Shadorf throws Fox against a float and he bounces back. As he does, Shadorf uses Rasengan (from Naruto) and pulverizes Fox. Fox punctures one side of the float and comes out the other. The float deflates and Fox is KO'd. The crowd goes wild and Shadorf takes a bow.
"WOO-HOO! The new guy pulverized CF, the worst member of Smash Mansion, with ease!" Beauty Buu cheers, while waving her arms wildly and jumping up and down like crazy.
Tony sits still and seems lost in thought, "Something's not right. Yes, at least CF was beaten in the worst way but still…"
Beauty Buu shakes Tony from his thoughts and announces, "To celebrate this fine match, Tony, I'll buy us drinks! I'm gonna get drunk tonight!"
It's now 2 A.M. at Smash Bar and both Tony and Beauty Buu are very drunk. Regardless of this, Tony somehow keeps his thoughts together; well, just a little bit. Tony sits at the bar and watches Beauty Buu dance with Zelda. They are doing the Tango; clumsily but they're doing it. He turns around and faces Kirby, who is the Bartender.
"I just don't get it," Tony slurs as he takes another sip of his beverage. "That new guy, Shadork…Shadome….whatever just appeared out of nowhere. HIC! Something is up, Kirby. I just know it."
"Tell me about it," Kirby agrees as he continues to clean another beer glass. "It's a conspiracy I tell ya. It's as if he just waltzed in and signed himself up without the consent of the Desk Guy or the head of the Mansion."
Suddenly, Shadorf enters the bar and sits on a bar stool.
"I'll have a beer," he orders. Kirby gets to work.
Tony may be seeing double, but soon he recognizes his face, "Aren't you a little young to be drinking, Shadow?"
This gets Shadorf's attention. "Shadow? What makes you think…" he begins to question.
"I may be drunk," Tony slurs and smirks. "but I'm not that drunk. It took me awhile to figure it out but once I became intoxicated it became perfectly clear. Who did you use the Potara Earrings with? That blowhard Ganandorf?"
Shadorf lunges at Tony and an all-out bar brawl begins. Mario and Luigi are at each others throats. Yoshi lassos Bowser and sends him crashing into the bar. Lucario and DK are smashing through walls.
After a minute, Kirby calls security. Jigglypuff enters from the ceiling wearing the bar's security guard uniform and a microphone in her hand. Kirby plugs his ears as Jigglypuff begins to sing. Slowly, the madness comes to an end. Everybody is now sawing logs on the bar floor. Jigglypuff smiles and takes a sip of Sake that Kirby offers her.
Tony wakes up with his head pounding. He puts on his sunglasses so the light wouldn't make it worse. After drinking some water to cure his hangover, he heads to the hospital wing to check on Mewtwo, only to find out that he left this morning.
He finds Mewtwo in his secret lab, going into deeper research of the mysterious Tyna Mushroom.
"I think I know why Peach gets magical hiccups when she eats the Tyna Mushroom."
"Okay," Tony says, "Enlighten me."
"You see," he explains as he uses his psychic powers to move his Megaton Microscope. "I do believe that Peach has massive power sleeping inside her. The mushroom seems to aim its focus on that. The activated surge of power causes her to get the hiccups, which is the only way for that power to release itself."
Tony's face brightens, "What about Beauty Buu? Since she's a fusion between Majin Buu and Princess Peach, it would become even stronger than that."
"Perhaps. There's only one way to test it."
Shadorf chuckles evilly as he sneaks a Tyna Mushroom in his shoe, "If things get out of hand, this little powerhouse will give me the power boost needed."
Tony hands Beauty Buu a Tyna Mushroom and she puts it in her pocket.
"Be careful, Beauty Buu," warns Tony.
Beauty Buu and Shadorf enter the Fountain of Dreams arena. The two fighters are ready for anything.
"Ready!" comes the announcer's voice. "GO!"
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