The three teen's slept and woke up early. They setted out on there soon to be better journey, hoping to reach the next city for Ash's first Newen Badge, on Funnies Path.
"So...Maggie...why do they call it Funnie's path?"Ask Ash in confusion. He looked around. All he saw was Tree's, no pokemon at all.He was tired, since they have been walking for hour's.
"Don't know Ash, i've only been in city's, remeber?"
"Oh yeah, sorry. Do you know Guy?"
"Why yes i do!"Said Guy. He cleared his throut and started to talk loudly." This path is called Funnie's Path Because there are new rare pokemon around here. All known Proffesser's have said that all they do is laff. They look bunnie'ish, have extreamly long ear's, and only come out to laff, play, and greet people who are in love, or soon to be in love. How you would've ask? They are psykick(Spelled wrong XD!) and can also read emothion's. They also only come out near night, or early in the morning.So to clear all this confusion, they call the pokemon here, Funnies."
"Thank's guy, im, um, clear with it now." Said Ash scratching his head.
"Hey look!"Said Maggie. She ran ahead to a tall building. She laffed and waited for the slowpkes to come. When they did Maggie Begane to tell them that it's a club for rich people. Member's with invited guest's only. She also told them how she lost her member ship for spilling grape juice on the head member, who had the power to kick people out, kicked her out.
"What's it for?"Ask Ash.
"God Ash, i just told you!It's for the top richest trainer's gather to talk, have partie's, battle, trade, ect."
"Can we go in?"Ask Guy. Both Ash and Guy gave Maggie the puppy pout, which sadly fourced her to come up with a idea.
"Okay, well, when my 5 year old brother moved to a bigger room, he forgot to take his membership card. And i hate to amit, but he kinda looks like me. All i need is a man suit, and all you guy's need is a chick's outfit. But, a last, i don't have anything like that." She shrugged.
"Oh, i do!" Said Guy as he raised one hand up in the air." When we had staff partie's, they made me cross dress, and since im a guy myself, i have a man suit."
"That's awsome! Thank's Guy!Now gimmie!" Said Maggie Grabbing the Man suit out of his bag. Ash didn't want to dress as a chick, it brought back bad memorie's of that day in kento, when he had to pretend to be a chick named Ashley. But if he wanted to have more experiance to become the pokemon master, he had to. They all got dressed and walked up to the door's and looked at each other.
Maggie ws in a brown suit with a scruffy tie, she had a round top like hat, and even had a poket watch. Ash had to wear a dress identical to the last one he had top wear, but his wing was short, not long like the last one. Guy was in a fancy dress and had a brown hair wig. They all felt, for some reaso, violated, but continued in. Maggie flash her bother's memebership's card, and explaned that she was indeed her brother, Makie. That Ash was Ashley, and guy was Lady.
As soon as they walked in the ball room, all the girl's attention was on Maggie. Unfortunaly, it was dancing time, where evry had to dance. It was a club for fancy , rich, and strong trainer's, so of course it had dancing. Maggie had to dance with a very familiar girl. As soon as the girl ask Mag-er, Makie to dance, she knew who it was. It was her Rival, Vimay!A snobby but cute girl who alway's had short skirt's , and had fancy purple hair.
"Maybe you didn't hear me Cutie, i ask you if you wanted to dance." Said Vimay coming closer.
"I-i, er, ye-yeah, i guess."They walked out on the dance floor and started, of course, dancing.
Lady and Ashley sat on chair's waiting not to get hit on. They Watched Maggie from not to far away, and tried to hear what she was saying over the music.
"So...Makie...are you single?" Ask Vimay with a big grin,
" UH!'I can't believe she's hitting on me! EW!' Well, yeah, i am singel. Why?"
"Oh nothing...so, do you wan to make out in the closet?"
"WHAT!" Yelled Maggie. Her Jaw slammed the ground hard. Very hard.
"What?"Said the guy's. They could hear her pretty well since they we're only foucusing on her speech.
"Well, do you? Ask Vimay again."We can even fool around if you want to."
"NO!"Yelled Maggie. She was so grossed out. The guy's got scared that Maggie would blow there cover." Um, i, um, i'll be right back!"
Maggie ran to the boy upset over what just happen. She ask them what to do. They replied laffing that she had to say yes, but not kiss her or anything.Maggie sadly said fine, and told Vimay that she have to do this in a bigger room.When they got there, Vimay begane to talk and talk.
"So, what to you find, hot,in a girl Makie?" Said Vimay trilingher hair.
"Um, sesitivty?"Maggie said. She was mentally killing herself. As they talk, Vimay finally made her move and tried to kiss Maggie. Maggie quikly backed up, and said the strangest thing."I, um, love you and, i , um, think we should be slow on this!'Said Maggie crying inside.
"Oh, you are the perfect man!Okay, how about yo go out and bring me a drink, and we can talk some-"
Maggie dashed out in to the ball room.She ran quickly up to the guy's who we're in a conversation.She pulled tham out by their ear's and started to tell them EVERTHING.
"Well, of course she tried to kiss you, your a babe megnet in that suit."Chukled Guy.
"Crap" Replied Maggie. She she shut her eye's and started walking in panic. She didn't she the head memeber coming and but him in to the bowl of grape juice. Most of it got on maggie and swiped off her hat and fake Beerd."NOOOO!"
"Hey, watch where your going...Maggie?"Said the head leader.
"Mr. Heady, this look's bad, creepy, and wrong all at the same time but i swear it was more of my friend's idea then mine!"
"HEY!" Said both Guy and Ash. At that exact same time every just knew they were boy's."Oh.Crap."
"Maggie, i banned you and you still came back here!"Yelled Mr.Heady." KICK THEM OUT!"
Three men ran in to the room and shoved them out the door.
"Wow, that was once agian, pointless!"Screaled Maggie. She Took off the suit revealing her other cloths underneath." That was so stupid. All i got out of it is that my rival is in love with Makie, a.k.a ME!And that i can have abruise on my ass."
"Well, we learned alot from other people!" Ash said happily.
"And i got some number from girl's who i told them that they can talk to my hot twin Guy."Said Guy giggeling.
"Hey Maggie, why did we have to dress as Girl's?"Ask Ash.
"Hey, ya! There was so pointless.!"
"Well, i wanted to see how you look, and walted you guy's to agree that this was PONTLESS!Haha!" Maggie was holding her waist and ran off with the guy's chasing her.
When they gave up on chaing her, they forgave her as did she. They made camp anddlept all night. Pikachu was amd and could sleep. He did nothing like the last time, and was bored. But sheing that Maggie was cold, he snuggled up in between her arm's and chest, and once again, was happy.
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Ha!Hope you liked!I know, alot of spelling mistake's. At least i have the story on. I did just do this in 45 minute's. R&R PLEASE!