Rumors with Love

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Rumor by: iloveme0808, mimichan88, Happy-kun, Whitemoon88, Tw33ty JR, Stains of Blood, ShadowOfAShinobi, Fighting Hime, LovEcstasy, Sepsis, Adelaide 'Adell' Pierce, jordan13.5, o-SilentAbyss-o and IndustriousLoveBeauty

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Spinning Sake

Rumor has it that Hinata Hyuuga can't hold her alcohol.

For some bizarre reason Naruto thought it'd be extremely entertaining to steal a few bottles of sake from Tsunade's liquor cabinet, boil the liquid in a traditional manner and invite the complete pack of genin for a drinking game to his apartment. When the alcohol was consumed, Sakura and Ino, both giggling like piglets, wanted to play the infamous game known as 'spin the bottle'. Nobody seemed to object to this game, not even Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji and Shino, who were the more reasonable and mature of the group.

Squealing, squeaking and shrieking, they sat in a perfect circle. An empty bottle in the centre and everyone glanced expectantly at Sakura, who made it her sacred duty to explain the rules.

The pink-haired girl smiled widely, her cheeks flustered due to the alcohol, and started with a slurred voice, "Boys can kiss boys and girls can kiss girls."

A few protests were being assembled but the fierce blonde at her side with the heavenly blue eyes quickly hushed them with a shake of her fist.

"I'll start.." She giggled slightly, "Here we go!"

Of course it wasn't difficult to guess who she hoped to plant her first kiss upon. The spinning bottle slowed its pace and she rose her eyebrows when the direction was clearly and unmistakably that of Kiba, the brunette with the sly grin. His eyes widened when the pink-haired girl crawled over to him and gave him a chaste kiss on the mouth. Naruto and Lee just moped disapprovingly at the sight.

Sasuke was clearly wasted but he still somehow remained a cool and collected composure, only betrayed by the pink tinge on the bridge of his nose, his cheekbones and his neck. He sat amidst Neji, the normally stern Hyuuga was now laughing at every word Ino said, and the sleepy Shikamaru, whose eyelids were drooping.

Now his blonde teammate wanted to take his chances by spinning the bottle and thus getting a kiss from his green-eyed obnoxiously loud crush. He grinned and winked at her, onto which she replied with a blush, and he gave a hard spin onto the bottle. The object halted and pointed at Ino, who stared wide-eyed at Naruto. He rubbed the back of his head and she rolled her eyes before they gave each other a tiny kiss on the lips and then ended up sputtering curses at each other.

The Uchiha found this all very boring, except when Neji had to kiss Shino, which was actually a very hilarious moment. So far the bottle hadn't brought him in an annoying predicament for which he was extremely grateful.

Tenten ended up kissing Choji, which was a gruesome sight to behold since his mouth was stuffed with paprika chips. Sasuke's eyes dwelled to the shy Hyuuga on the other side of the circle, who was giggling at everything that happened and her cheeks were certainly an unusual shade of scarlet. She shakily grabbed the bottle from Tenten, who was wiping pieces of chips from her lips, and gave it a quick spin.

Her opaque eyes widened to a certain extent when she found out who her partner was and even Sasuke swallowed a lump in his throat. The accusing object pointed at him with undeniable mockery. Neji wanted to stop the scene, but to everyone's amazement, Hinata crept forwards on her knees and kissed the baffled Uchiha on the mouth.

The intoxicating taste of sake stung him but he felt kind of disappointment that the kiss ended this quickly already. Naruto cheered his teammate on and Ino, Sakura and Tenten were honestly distressed by the fact that he clearly enjoyed the kiss from the shy girl with the boyish haircut.

He spun the bottle and everyone was astonished that the empty sake container pointed at the Hyuuga heiress. Sasuke smirked smugly, Hinata blushed deeply and diverted her glance while placing her hand coyly in front of her bottom lip. The raven-headed boy extended his hand, caressed her cheek and kissed her on the mouth again.

"Woah, who knew Sasuke could be a total flirt when he was drunk?!" Naruto bumped his elbow against Sakura, she merely pouted in reply.

"Stop dishonoring my cousin like that, Uchiha!" Neji roared when the kiss still hadn't ended and Tenten whacked him in order to keep the romantic scene going.

"This is truly a beautiful declaration of Sasuke's youth towards Hinata's youth!" Lee gave the raven-headed teen a thumbs up and smiled with sparkles surrounding him.

Shino and Kiba just regarded their teammate while the ebony-eyed boy was practically eating her face. She wrapped her arms around his neck and allowed him to cradle her in his strong arms. Hinata was content with her current position and the other genin were just trying to ignore the unexpected making out frenzy in the corner of the room.

"So.. uhm.." Choji said softly, "It's Shikamaru's turn, right?"

"We will not continue this disgracing game as long as that Uchiha is trying to molest my cousin!" Thus earning himself another whack from Tenten, Neji crossed his arms in front of his chest.

"It's not molestation if both parties want it, you know." Shino retorted and crept more towards the blonde girl with the bright blue eyes in order to avoid Hinata's leg in his face.

"For crying out loud, they're drunk!" Sakura suddenly shouted and pulled Sasuke away from further ravishing the Hyuuga heiress, with her inhuman strength.

"I am not –hiccups- drunk!" The raven-haired boy replied furiously and winked at the Hyuuga.

"I.. I.. I think he needs.. He needs to.. walk me.. –hiccups-.. home?" Smiling meekly, she returned his flirtatious gesture.

"Not in this lifetime!" Her overprotective cousin bolted upright and nearly dragged Hinata out of the room.

"Neji-kun…" Tenten shyly said, also getting up and stumbling towards him.

"Walk me home?" The brunette wrapped her arms around his neck, smiled at Hinata and so the Hyuuga genius staggered out of the apartment with a huge blush on his cheeks.

"Now where were we –hiccups-?" Sasuke slurred and wrapped his arms around the indigo-headed girl's waist.

They're passionate kissing didn't last for long when they both passed out under the influences of the alcohol. Lee and Kiba decided to place them on the worn out couch. The game had ended rather quickly and everyone was amazed at the unfold scenario.

The genin, some disgusted, some amused, decided to leave Naruto alone with the two –passed out- lovebirds and exited the building. The blonde just scratched his head and noticed how the shadow of the bottle was on a different side then before. Grinning widely, he slammed the door of his living room shut behind him, tomorrow was certainly going to be an interesting day.

After all, no one could prove Shikamaru manipulated the bottle with his shadow jutsu.


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