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Chapter 6

"Oh shit," Angela said. "What am I going to do?" She started running around like a high chipmunk looking for a potion that would cure him. After five minutes of running around Solembum asked, Why don't you try CPR? Angela slapped herself on the head. "Why didn't I think of that?" She ran back to Roran and started pushing on his chest.

Eragon strapped Katrina onto Saphira and then jumped on himself. Let's go Saphira, he said. Saphira took off. After they were a safe distance up in the air, Eragon started to tend to Katrina's wounds. There were three large gashes on her back and two on her stomach, most likely from whips. After a few hours Katrina woke up. "W-where am I?" she managed to say. "About one thousand metres up in the air," Eragon replied smugly.

Katrina looked over the side of Saphira and screamed at the top her lungs. Then she paused. "Wait. Who said that?"

"I did," Eragon replied.

"Who the hell are you?!" she exclaimed. She looked closer. "You're Eragon, aren't you?" she asked unsurely. Eragon clapped his hands. "Well done Katrina," he said. "I thought it would take you longer to figure out."

"And what are we riding on?" she asked. Saphira answered this time. Firstly, it's not what, its who. Katrina jumped. "Who sa…," Saphira interrupted again. And secondly, you are riding on a dragon. Katrina screamed and passed out. You know Eragon, Saphira said. She reminds me of you a lot of you little one. "Really," Eragon replied. "In what way?" She asks far too many questions. Eragon scowled at Saphira, but said nothing.

Arya had frantically been rushing from suspect to suspect for about two days. When am I going to find this prick, she thought angrily. Well, this is the last suspect. It better be it or else I'll……… I'll………be a girl!! She could really never tell what gender she was anymore because of her male interests, but she hoped constantly that she wasn't because she really, REALLY didn't like gay people. And with all the looks she was getting from other men. She cringed, disgusted. Okay, enough thinking about tha ……hey maybe Eragon's gay if he likes me. EWWWW!!! Wait, what am I thinking about this stuff for? God, I am SOOOO out of character today.

All that time she was thinking, her body had dragged itself to the last suspect's house. She knocked cautiously. No answer. He, no she knocked again. Once again, no answer. She was starting to become very annoyed. "ARGGGHHH!" She unleashed her deadly kung fu on the door. She quietly crept in to the room in a futile effort to be kept unnoticed, as a man had already walked into the room carrying a blade bigger than a small boat. "I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER DID THAT!!!" he shouted angrily. "That door cost 500 dollars!! It was after that he spotted Arya standing there. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH!! I'LL GET GALBATORIX HIMSELF TO KILL YOU!! he yelled. This time, he said a little bit more quietly, "God it's great being a spy with that man."

Arya sniggered, amused and once again out of character. "I think we've found our culprit then." She mercilessly drew her sword and killed him without emotion, once again back in character. She walked out of the house, to go back and tell Nasuada about their 'victory.'

To clear a few things up, I'm not a homophobic, if anyone is wondering. I also tend to have erratic changes from bad humor to relative seriousness. Please tell me when I've gone over the top, because I don't want to majorly offend people. It also would be great if I got some reviews. I'm also trying to make my chapters longer. So don't flame on that. Constructive criticism is always welcome though. I'll try to update soon if anyone likes……

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