Sorry if this gets lazy/OOC. I recently got a drawing tablet, and I had more motivation to draw something with it rather than work on this. If stories like these become successful, I may start running an ask blog on Tumblr for the mansion.

Peach worked in the kitchen, busy from all the food she was making. She walked over to the metal fridge, took out some sugar cookie dough and floured the counter. Placing the dough on the counter, she rolled it and used cookie cutters to cut the dough into festive shapes. She knew that those cookies weren't for anyone in the mansion, instead going towards the Christmas tour for the applicants Master Hand accepted. Mario walked in, looking like he had some news for the princess.

"Princess Peach, my-a parents and-a friends are visiting us on Christmas. Be good to them." Mario instructed before leaving the kitchen, leaving Princess Peach freezing in place. She knew that Mama Mario had been a jerk to her, despite her royal status. Most of the Smashers knew that she embarrassed Peach with her insults, but they were too scared to deal with Mama Mario (except for Samus, Zelda and Mario).

Immediately, Peach grabbed a separate bowl and added baking soda, flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Mama Mario has a soft spot for chocolate, and Peach knew that she could use that to her advantage. If she was given cake, then none of the Smashers had to deal with her pestering. Footsteps came from the entrance. Peach looked behind, and saw Mama Mario. The mother-in-law walked into the kitchen and noticed the cake she was making.

"Excuse me? I asked for vanilla!" Mama Mario demanded. "And it's rude that you didn't say 'hello' to me too!" The cranky old woman yelled at the poor princess, making the poor princess collapse from the pressure. She left, leaving Princess Peach in tears.

Master Hand sat at his desk, sobbing from the bill he received a few hours ago. Crazy Hand dashed into the office, threw another envelope at his good counterpart, and teleported off.

"Not again." Master Hand complained. It opened the envelope and pulled out another bill. Master Hand scanned the bill, until looking at the total price.

Bill Total: $60,342

Master Hand didn't freak out like he did before, but he sobbed loudly than before.

"Why does the girls love to go shopping? At least they won't know I'm deducting that from their earnings." Master Hand sobbed.

Pit stared at the amount of cards he had made. He had finished everyone's names with the letter "D", and his hand begged for mercy.

"I hate those Christmas cards!" Pit complained in a Japanese accent, before continuing on.

Because Ganondorf has been obnoxious due to his "hangover", people suspected him of using that as his "Get out of jail card". Donkey Kong decided to see if he was lying by dragging in an iPod dock, placing Diddy Kong's iPod, setting the volume to max, and letting it rip (he was wearing noise cancelling headphones).

"STOP..TORMENTING..ME. DONKEY KONG? MORE LIKE DICKASS KONG!" Ganondorf complained while holding his ears. He ran to the bathroom to vomit (which everyone in the mansion could hear). Donkey Kong didn't like what Ganondorf said and walked towards him.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Donkey Kong replied angrily.

"Uh..nothing."

"LIAR! AND NOW, DICKASS KONG WILL BEAT YOU UP!" Donkey Kong picked up Ganondorf and rammed him into a wall. He scribbled a note and taped it above the Gerudo.

"Do not pull out."

The giant ape also wrote "Moron" on another piece of paper and taped it to Ganondorf's buttocks too.

Snake continued to rig up the lights he bought from the hardware store (Samus had to untie him). While he was setting up the lights on the east hallway, a round faceless fairy startled him with its cries.

"HEY!" the blue fairy yelled.

"I'm trying to rig up these lights." Snake said clearly to the fairy.

"LOOK!" The blue fairy ignored Snake's requests for isolation, and continued to pester him.

"CAN YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS?!" Snake yelled.

"LISTEN!"

"How about you listen to me next time? This is what you get for pestering me!" Snake grabbed the fairy, pinned it down to the ground (aka the roof tiles), and stomped on it repetitively, making the fairy cry in pain. After Snake finished stomping on it, blue pixie dust had covered Snake's right boot and the roof tiles. Link walked out of the mansion, car keys in hand. He noticed Snake on the rooftop and decided to ask him something.

"Hey Snake, have you seen my-" Link stared at the pixie dust on Snake's boot.

"You need something? Because if you don't, then you're wasting my time!" Snake grumbled.

"What did you done to Navi?" Tears of anger came out of the Hero's eyes.

"I…um…broke-I mean, got rid of it because…um…It's annoying." Snake stammered.

"Well you should have told me!" Link pulled out his slingshot and aimed it towards Snake. Letting it go, it landed a perfect shot at Snake's left eye. "Next time, don't break people's things without asking!" the Hero warned before putting away his slingshot and leaving.

Marth went to another department store, ignoring the greeters. Weaving through the aisles and ignoring the "Princess Martha" jokes,

"Would you like to try our beef jerky?" an employee asked. Marth ignored her and focused on his prize.

"How about the perfect holiday gift for your girlfriend?" another employee suggested.

"Sorry, I have no time to find gifts right now." Marth panted while running.

"Will you stop running into people?" a Gerudo complained.

Marth made his way to the Christmas section, and saw his prize. A tall Christmas tree stood in the middle of nowhere, a discount sign attached to it.

"50% Off."

"Must get the tree." Marth thought in his head. He dashed to the last Christmas Tree and picked it up.

"Great job son." a Koopa Troopa said to a cyan Paratroopa. He grabbed the tree from Marth's hands (he was stronger than Marth, despite his looks), patted his son on the head, and made their way to the cashier."

"Oh." Marth said.

Mama Mario is a character in "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!"