Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, if I did Kurt and Blaine would be getting together within the next two or three episodes. I don't own the song L.O.V.E either, that's owned by Frank Sinatra. I do HOWEVER own Victoria Anderson/Walker (Tori).

There weren't many Kurt and Blaine stories out there. I thought they needed one. They should have gotten together after 'When I Get You Alone' but they didn't. But in my mind, they did. This is how I wished it would happen :)

This story is dedicated to: Rachel, my friend who inspired me all throughout and helped me make sure it stayed true to the characters

This chapter is loosely based on Glee's 'Blame it on the Alcohol'. I have taken parts of it, while I've also added my own bits.

This switches between Blaine's point of view and 3rd person.


As I walked out of the rehearsal room with my hand linked in Kurt's I couldn't stop myself from smiling. He was officially mine and I sure as hell planned to keep it that way. Swinging his hand in mine we walked down the hall to grab Kurt's bag and get some money from my room before we headed out. We had decided to head out for a little snack since school was now over.

Once we collected our things we hopped into the car and headed down to our favorite bakery, Bite Sized. As we were riding down the road to the bakery Kurt's phone began to ring. I knew it was his because it was playing Lady Gaga's Just Dance, and I knew she was one of his absolute favorites. Reaching into his pocket I pulled out his phone, "It's Rachel."

"Answer it please."

I nodded and pressed answer, "Hey Rachel, it's Blaine, Kurt's driving right now, what's up?"

Oh, I was going to invite Kurt to a party at my house this Friday, and I was going to ask him to bring you with him, and well, would you two like to go?

"Oh definitely, it sounds like lots of fun!"

Sweet, I'll see you at nine then.

"See you."

I hung up the phone and turned to Kurt, "Rachel's invited us to a party on Friday."

"A party, at Rachel's? What the hell is going on? She's not the party type."

I merely shrugged my shoulders; "I'm always up for a good party."

"We'll go then." Kurt said smiling.

That Friday night I was lying on Kurt's bed in just a T-shirt and jeans as he was standing in a pair of sweatpants and a shirt in front of his closet trying to decide what to wear. I had my clothes hung on his closet door, having had him help me pick it out the night before. He looked back at me pursing his lips, "I have no idea, nothing seems right."

I stood up to stand behind him. Resting my head chin on Kurt's shoulder I wrapped my arms around his waist looking into his closet, "Well I like that vest," I said pointing to a black and light grey checkered vest hanging in front of me, "And I think it goes well with your dark jeans, and then you can just wear a white T-shirt with it."

Kurt turned his head slightly to look at me before he turned around, put his hand under my chin for a moment and placed a light kiss on my lips, "You're amazing Blaine."

"I know, now we've got about a half hour before we really have to start getting ready. So how's about you move away from that closet and give me a proper kiss?"

Giggling Kurt smiled at me as I reached out and pulled onto his T-shirt pulling him close to me. He blushed and took my face in his hand as I smirked leaning in pressing my lips against his. Holding on tightly to his shirt I pulled him up against my body as he let his hands slide around my neck and into my hair.

Gently licking his lips I slipped my tongue into his mouth gently caressing his tongue with mine as I stepped backwards towards the bed. As I could feel the bed against my legs I turned Kurt around, placed my arms around his back and held him close as I placed my knee on the bed bringing him down with me.

As I was lying on top of Kurt kissing him I ran my hands down his body ultimately sliding my hands into his back pockets as I gently squeezed his perfectly round ass. Just as I had squeezed his ass I could feel his hands running up my body pulling my shirt with it. As he slid it up, I pulled away from the kiss allowing him to throw it across the room, "Whoa baby, getting a little excited there."

Kurt laughed, "Maybe."

"Isn't your dad downstairs?"

"I think so, but don't worry if he comes up he knows to announce it first."

I laughed, shook my head and leaned down to kiss him again. Just as I had I could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. Pulling it out I saw he had a text message, "Mercedes is texting you."

I read it out loud, "You're not going to remember anything tonight."

"Oh geez, she's implying that we're going to get completely wasted tonight."

"Can we?" I asked smiling like a little kid.

Kurt laughed at me, "Oh you bet we are beautiful."

"YAY!" I squealed.

I chuckled at myself; I was acting like such a little kid. But Kurt made like that, I swear! Everything he did made me happy, I was always grinning when I was around him. There wasn't any reason for me not to be silly; after all he loved it. Kurt looked down into my eyes, "Yes, I'm ready."

Nodding I responded to Mercedes' text before dropping Kurt's phone next to me, as I took hold of his waist and bent down kissing him passionately. Just as things were heating up I felt Kurt push me off him lightly, "I hate to ruin this but we should get dressed."

I groaned and shook my head leaning down, holding him close to me once again, "Just one more kiss."

Smirking Kurt kissed me quickly before he placed his hands on my waist and flipped me over onto my back as he jumped off me. I looked up at him and pouted, "Hey, no fair!"

"You wanted a kiss, you got one. You just never said how long you wanted one for or how intense you wanted it."

Groaning I climbed off the bed and walked over to Kurt's closet, but not before I pinched his butt as I giggled. He snapped his head around to face me and glared jokingly. Placing my clothes on the bed I pulled my pants down leaving me in my boxers before I pulled on my pants and turned to smile at Kurt, just because I enjoyed seeing him smile back.

When he did, I beamed even more and he blew me a gentle kiss. My clothes were slipped on and I turned to Kurt who was still putting on his belt, "What's taking so long sweetheart?"

"I don't want to go." Kurt said softly as he finally had his belt on.

Standing up I walked over to him and gently ran my hand down his jaw line, "What do you mean?"

Kurt stepped an inch closer to me and took my hands in his, "I don't really want to get drunk."

"Is that what you're worried about honey?"

Looking into my eyes Kurt nodded, "I'm afraid of what I'll do."

"Aww baby, don't worry, we'll stick by each okay?"

Kurt let out a small smile, "You promise?"

I chuckled and placed a light kiss on his soft perfect lips, "You're so adorable. I'm not going anywhere sweetie."

He slipped his arms around my neck and held me close in tight hug. After he pulled away I just stood there and watched him put the rest of his clothes on. I could just watch him all day. I loved watching him because when he either put clothes on or took them off he stretched his muscles just slightly. It was so sexy.

After he had his white shirt on he looked over at me smirking, "What are you looking at?"

"You." I said smiling.

Kurt just shook his head and pulled his vest over his shoulders and buttoned it up in the front. I watched him step into the bathroom as he ran his brush through his hair making sure it was fluffy. Just laughing I ran my hand through my hair and let it fall on it's own, knowing Kurt loved it that way, and that was really all that I cared about.

When he knew his hair was finally ready we both slipped on our shoes and pulled our jackets on, checking we had everything before we left the house. Kurt grabbed his keys from the bowl by the door, as he said bye to his father. We jumped into his car, and we were on our way. But before I let Kurt drive away from the house I placed my finger under Kurt's chin and pulled it towards me kissing his lips softly, "Now we can go."

Kurt merely blushed and giggled as he hit the gas pedal moving us out of the driveway. As we drove down to Rachel's house all I could do was watch Kurt. There was something about the way he drove. He was always so into and had this adorable little concentration. As we arrived at her house, he turned off his car and hopped out. Taking Kurt's hand in mine we walked up to Rachel's house.

Just as Kurt was about ring the doorbell I took his hand in mine and pulled him close for another kiss. Lightly pressing my lips against his perfectly soft lips I gave him one last kiss before I pushed the doorbell, "I just like kissing you."

Blushing, I saw Kurt hold his head low as the doorbell rang inside the house. We waited patiently fiddling with each other's hands. When the door finally opened Kurt smiled, "Hey Rachel."

"Kurt! Blaine! Hey, come on in, everyone's downstairs." Rachel smiled as she led us down.

I squeezed Kurt's hand and leaned in whispering in his ear, "What the fuck is she wearing?"

Snorting Kurt looked at me, "Blaaaaine! Shush, she's doesn't know better."

Someone needed to teach this girl how to party. The outfit she was wearing was absolutely hideous. It was a pale green color and had way too many frills. Honestly, it looked like a nightgown from the 1870s. No one should ever have been allowed to wear it. It was so unfortunate. I wanted to tell her, but that would be rude and I'd probably never have been invited back.

As she led us down to the basement I couldn't help but shake my head at her outfit. I didn't understand why she would ever wear something like that. We reached the top of the basement stairs. Rachel grinned and announced us as she stood aside letting us walk down the stairs. Once we reached the bottom Kurt rushed over to Mercedes still holding onto my hand.

Looking down at us Mercedes smiled, "Kurt hey, and you brought Blaine."

I chuckled and un-linked my hand from Kurt's and held it out for Mercedes to shake.

Mercedes laughed, "You're Kurt's boyfriend, I'm gonna hug you."

Smiling I let her hug me tightly just as I hugged her back, "I feel so special."

"But if you hurt him, I know where you go to school, white prep."

I laughed uproariously, "I could never dream of hurting him."

"That's what I like to hear." Mercedes said squeezing my shoulder.

Kurt and I sat down on a couch hand in hand as we heard Rachel and whom I learned that night was Puck arguing over alcohol. Puck wanted to break into Rachel's dads' liquor cabinet. Rachel wasn't giving in but Puck seemed to have convinced her. And he was right; there was no way any of us were going to get drunk off of two wine coolers. Besides we were here to have fun, not just sit around and be boring.

I turned to Kurt fiddling with his hands, smiling at him as I looked into his eyes just as I saw Puck walk over to us. He handed the two of us a cup, "Don't ask what's in it, and just drink it."

Nodding I brought the cup up to my lips and looked at Kurt, "Same time baby."

Kurt nodded and held the cup bringing it up to his lips as his boyfriend had said. The two looked at each other for a moment before taking a sip. Swallowing I blinked and breathed a few times, "What the hell is in that?"

"I don't know, but that's strong. It's not going to take much to get me drunk."

I smirked and squeezed his hand, "And I'm not going anywhere."

"Good boyfriend." Kurt said leaning in for a kiss.

Lifting my finger up I placed in on his lips, "Whoa, you make me sound like a dog."

"You're my little puppy." Kurt said giggling.

I laughed and leaned in giving Kurt that kiss he was leaning in for earlier, "Now we're going to drink ridiculous amounts and be silly and have a great time."

Rachel turned to the crowd and held her wine cooler up in the air, "Let's party!"

Before I knew it I was completely smashed and so was Kurt.

Blaine had Kurt's hands in his bouncing around the table, giggling like a maniac. In the midst of their dancing somehow Blaine ended up giving Kurt a piggyback ride. Carrying his boyfriend on his back as he ran around the room belting out show tunes, Blaine didn't care at all. As he was running around his boyfriend had his arms in the hair screaming out something that wasn't making much sense at all.

"I ate the monkey muffins yesterday! They tasted like cheese and blueberries and I think my mother's third cousin five times removed made them. Isn't that so totally freaking awesome? Oh my gosh, yeah, I want a twix bar!" Kurt screamed as he flailed his arms up in the air.

Santana was eating something off of Brittany's stomach, giggling wildly as she did it. There was a game of shot coin flip going on, no one had any particular idea what they were doing, none of it made very much sense. Finn had promised he wouldn't get drunk, but he was standing on one of the table stripping. Blaine and Kurt turned to look up at Finn bursting into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

"Whazz yer problem wif me you boobies?" Finn said as he was moving his hips around in circles as he swung his shirt over his head.

"You can't bring sexy back!" Kurt whined.

"You're not sexy enough!" Blaine said dancing around Finn like a little kid.

Kurt pulled his shoes off and threw them at Finn, "You look like a fish; I hit you with my shoe!"

Finn bent down and looked Kurt in the eye and said very clearly, "As long as I'm a rainbow fish."

"OKAY! I'm gonna go eat the pig ear." Kurt squealed bouncing away.

Blaine followed him as he danced over, dancing like a little teapot, "You know muffinsquishybear, if you eat a pig ear, you can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy AWAAAAY and be a supermodel. You wanna?"

"Can I eat some candy while I do it?" Kurt asked.

Nodding Blaine reached for another bottle of alcohol, opened it, and took a large swig before he passed it over to Kurt, who took just as big a swig as his boyfriend. Within the next few minutes the bottle was gone and thrown onto the floor somewhere. Taking hold of Kurt's waist and pulling close Blaine wrapped his arms around his waist, as he leaned in to kiss him.

But he was rejected as Kurt spun around to look over at Brittany, who was acting like a stripper while Artie was shooting money at her. Laughing Kurt turned back to Blaine, "Blaaaaaaaine! That's so funny. Kiss mee!"

Laughing hysterically Blaine pulled Kurt towards him and pressed his lips against his forcefully. The kiss got pretty heated, both boys not sure what they were doing. Their lips were moving with each other's and their tongues exploring each other's mouths a little to violently.

Rachel held her drink up in the air and swayed for a moment before she screamed, "Spin the Bottle! Who wants to play Spin the Bottle?"

Everyone cheered wildly and gathered in the middle of the room, sitting around and bouncing happily. Kurt and Blaine plopped down onto the floor next to each other and giggled like little children. The bottle was spun as Brittany had hers land on Sam. Everyone cheered as Brittany pointed to Sam smiling. Santana made her way over and waved her hand in front of their faces, "I owns that guppy mouth! Those lips belong to me!"

Brittany leaned forward and kissed Sam quite passionately as everyone cheered wildly. As Brittany began to giggle Santana hobbled over again, "No me gusta!"

Rachel giggled, "Party! My turn!" She spun the bottle interested in which person it would land on.

As the bottle spun everyone watched as it landed on Finn. Rachel squealed just as Finn did, "Oh Finny, I'm gonna make you go boom!"

They leaned towards each other and gently pressed their lips against each other's. As they had Finn blinked a couple times, before he reached up and held her neck as he kissed her more passionately. There was something about that kiss that seemed to open up his mind. She was right; she did make him go boom.

Blaine then reached for the bottle, "Ooooh me!"

Everyone laughed at his excitement as he spun the bottle bouncing up and down excited about who it would land on. The bottle slowly stopped spinning and landed on Kurt. Blaine smirked, "YAY I get to kiss bunnybear!"

Giggling erupted around the room as they all watched Blaine lean in to kiss Kurt. When Blaine pressed his lips against Kurt's everyone merely went, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

The kiss intensified as their hands were in each other's hair, everyone else just giggling at how incredibly cute the two were. When they pulled away, Santana took a deep breath and spoke, "You know, you're so cute!"

Jumping up Blaine pulled his boyfriend up with him, "We're gonna sing a soooooonnng!"

Rachel squealed, "OH MY GOSH! DO DISNEEYYYYY! DISNEEEY!"

"Disney, like Mulan!" Brittany giggled.

Blaine smiled at Kurt before throwing his hands up in the air and giggled at his boyfriend who was swaying side-to-side, "I'll make a man out of youuu!"

"YAY!" Brittany squealed, "I love Mulan! She's an Asian princess!"

Kurt and Blaine grabbed microphones from the centre of the stage, moved the stands off and started dancing to the beat of the music that Rachel had found. Smirking cheekily the two boys looked at each other for a moment before breaking out into song.

Bouncing up and down Blaine looked out into the crowd of Kurt's friends belting out the first verse of the song. But while he was Kurt stood next to him acting out every single line as best as he could.

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you

Kurt raised his arms up in the air and showed his muscles while he pretended to punch and attack imaginary Huns with his imaginary samurai sword. Once Blaine was finished with the first verse, Kurt held up his microphone and continued.

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you

As Kurt sang the words Blaine creeped around the stage, stealthily acting quiet, and tranquil as a forest, every once in a while showing he had a fire within, belting out a scream and boom thrusting his body forward.

I'm never gonna catch
my breath

Blaine sang breathing heavily.

Say good-bye to those
who knew me

Kurt waved to his friends before he started dancing around in circles.

Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym

As Blaine sang this line he tried to move across the stage acting as if he was a fat man without the ability to move.

This guy's got 'em
scared to death

Both Blaine and Kurt turned to each other and screamed, before falling to the floor pretending to die.

Hope he doesn't see
right through me

Taking hold of Blaine's shirt Kurt bent down and looked at his boyfriend's stomach and then looked at his back, moving back and forth as if he was trying to look through his body.

Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim

Blaine moved his hands out in a swimming motion while he made fish faces.

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

The two boys began belting out the words of the rest of the song bouncing on their heels, and dancing around like little kids, creating dance moves that happened to be quite in sync with each other. Their arms were thrown up into the air as if they were chanting to some greater power, making a sacrifice.

Time is racing toward us
till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order
and you might survive
You're unsuited for
the rage of war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a man
out of you?

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the Coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

At the end of the song both boys bowed and then curtsied before receiving cheers from the crowd who by the end of the song had all jumped up and danced with them. Blaine took Kurt's hand as they stepped off the stage. Both boys plopped down onto the floor and sat there smiling looking over at Mercedes who was sitting there like a little kid, sipping on her drink through a straw occasionally missing it.

Looking straight into Blaine's eyes Santana sat down across from him as she started crying hysterically, "You're really hot and I like the way your hair falls across your face. If you weren't gay I would totally fuck you right now… Kurt you're really lucky, he's so hot! SAM! Come here and kiss me."

Sam turned at the sound of his name, grabbed Santana by the arm, pulled her up and kissed her passionately, not even aware of what she had said before that, or what else was going on around him. No one did. Nothing made sense anymore. People were lying on the floor staring up at the ceiling while others were screaming or doing things they'd never do when sober.

Finn was lying on top of Rachel fiddling with her unattractive pale green dress as he kissed her passionately. After that kiss during spin the bottle there was something that had clicked inside him. He had to kiss her again and know what it felt like to hold her in his arms, even if he was drunk. There was something about the way Rachel kissed him when he was drunk.

He loved it and even drunk he realised that he honestly loved her. And as of that day, and that moment he didn't want to let her go. Leaning in he kissed her again before he pulled away, smiling, "I love you Rachel, you know that right?"

Rachel grinned, still quite drunk, "I love you too Finn."

Kurt turned to his boyfriend and took his face in his kissing him passionately once again.

That morning I opened my eyes and squinted my eyes trying to figure out where I was. Shifting my body I could feel someone rested on my body. Looking down I saw Kurt sleeping soundly curled up into my chest. Smiling I slowly lifted him up and placed him down onto the floor as I stood up. Once I did I immediately felt dizzy. Sitting back down I closed my eyes and rested my head in my hand.

I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. All I knew was never in my life had I ever had such a hangover. Looking around the room, I noticed I was still in Rachel's house. We had passed out in her basement, all of us, each and every one. I couldn't remember anything that had happened that night. The sight around me insinuated that we had played numerous amounts of games, some of which we shouldn't have.

But there was only one game I wanted to play, even though I knew it was more than just a game, technically it still was. Lying back down next to Kurt, I lifted him up onto my chest once again and whispered into his ear, "Love is more than just a game for two."

He shifted his body and giggled before grabbing hold of my shirt tightly.


Major hangover, how fun! :)

By the way, I don't own 'I'll make a man out of you'. That belongs to Disney :)

-xActDanceWritex