Cartoon Total Drama 5

Got Talent?

Chris: Last time on Cartoon Total Drama. The Biting Ants suffered their first loss and Double D convinced half his team to vote off Timmy saving Gaz from elimination. Which team will lose today? Find out right now on Cartoon Total Drama.

One day after Timmy left.

Chris: Early morning. Ever since the campers had the Rock athon challenge, they have been having trouble sleeping. (Shows a air horn to the camera.) It would be a shame if someone woke them up. (Laughs Evilly)

An air horn blares through the speaker system startling the campers awake.

Chris: Campers. Report to the mess hall for your next challenge.

The campers slowly get ready and begin to walk towards the mess hall.

As the campers make their way towards Double D catches up to Eddy and Dib.

Double D: Hey guys can I join your alliance?

Dib: How did you know we have an alliance?

Double D: It is kind of obvious. You three all hang out together so I assumed you were in some type of alliance.

Eddy: Dang it. I thought we're being secretive.

Double D: I might be the only person who has really. Oh and before I forget Dib I saved your sister from elimination. I think she may want in too.

Dib: You did what! Why? Why didn't you let her get voted off?

Double D: I figured she would make a better ally than Timmy.

Dib: She's probably just using you.

Double D: Oh I know she is using me.

Eddy and Dib: What.

Double D: A person like me is always used on shows like this. I might as well pick the person who uses me.

Eddy: Smart.

Ed and Bloo slowly begin to walk up.

Double D: I guess I will take my leave then.

Double D rushes towards the mess hall.

The campers get their meal, today's breakfast a green gooey mess.

Courage: This is the weirdest food.

Rigby poking the goo: You said it dude.

Chowder: More please.

Courage and Rigby: You like this?!

Chowder: Yea, it's amazing.

Courage and Rigby push their plates towards Chowder.

Marceline pointing towards Chowder: How can he eat this.

Flapjack lying: It isn't that bad.

Chris: I hope you guys are enjoying your meals.

Everyone glares at Chris.

Chris: Well, finish and follow me. I'll tell you your challenge. outside.

Everyone finishes their meals and follows Chris outside. When they walk outside a makeshift stage had been built.

Chris: Today's challenge is a camp classic a talent show, each team will select 3 people to show off their talents. Me and Chef Hatchet will judge and give you a score. The highest score you can get is 20. The winning team will receive a special prize.

Biting Ants

Dexter: So does anyone have any talents?

Silence answered him.

Double D sighing: I guess I could play my flute.

Rigby: That's lame. Can't you play something better? The vampire has an electric guitar. You're going to get creamed.

Mac: Do you have a special talent?

Rigby: Yeah, It is called Death Kwon Do

Mac: That sounds lame.

Rigby sounding irritated: Listen here Blockhead. I can destroy anything I want with my Death Punchies. Besides, what do you bring to the table?

Mac: I can skateboard.

Rigby: That's even lamer.

Gaz:You know you just admitted that your talent is lame.

Rigby: Stop talking!

Benson: Why don't you both sign up. I mean unless someone else wants to volunteer.

Rigby: Hey Benson. Why don't you play your drums? It would be way better than someone who just plays the flute.

Benson: I don't know. Is that okay with you Double D?

Double D shrugging: Go ahead. I unfortunately agree with Rigby on this. It might be better if we have a more modern type of music.

Dexter: This sounds like it could work. Does anyone have any complaints about this group.

Everyone looks at Zim.

Zim: What!? Why do you look at Zim? Does Zim have something on his face?

Blossom: No, it's just that you always object to a group.

Zim: Zim approves of this team.

Confess Cam

Blossom: This is the first time Zim never complained about a group decision. Something not right about this.

Confess Cam off

Stinging Bees

Buttercup: So do any of you losers have any special talents?

Everyone glares at Buttercup.

Buttercup: What, it was a joke.

Steven: It wasn't a very funny joke.

Eddy: Can we get back on subject, please?

Marceline: Eddy is right we need to get back on subject. I could play my guitar I'm pretty awesome at it.

Bloo: I'm an amazing at paddleball, the greatest ever.

Mandark:Paddleball? Do you not have any other talents?

Bloo: Do you have a talent we could use?

Mandark: Point taken.

Flapjack: So we need one more person. Does anyone have some hidden talent.

Ed:I could play my violin.

Eddy: Ed you're terrible at the violin.

Steven: That's not very nice Eddy.

Eddy: It's the truth. Ed is absolutely terrible at the violin.

Ed:I've been practicing Eddy.

Flapjack: Don't listen to Eddy we believe in you.

Ed: Thanks guys.

Buttercup: Anyone besides Eddy have a complaint about this team.

Everyone shakes their heads.

Chris: Time. Biting Ants who shall be your representatives?

Benson: Me, Rigby, and Mac.

Chris: Who will represent you Stinging Bees and do you need any materials.

Buttercup: Bloo, Marceline, and Ed

Chris: Okay, will the representatives please step forward, so we can discuss what you will need for your performance.

1 hour later after all the contestants had received materials they needed for their performances.

Chris: Okay here is the order Rigby, Bloo, Benson, Ed, Mac, Marceline

Rigby: Yes, get ready to see my mad skills.

Rigby runs off and comes back wearing cut off jeans and sporting a Mohawk.

Bloo: Ha, you look ridiculous.

Rigby: Stop talking! I will show my skills throw anything at me.

Zim throws a rock at Rigby and it hits him.

Rigby:Oww. Throw it slower.

Flapjack picks up a rock and slowly tosses it at Rigby, so slowly a baby could hit it. Rigby hits it and it shatters into pieces.

Rigby: Okay a little bit faster please.

Eddy hurls a rock and Rigby smashes it. Others begin to throw things and Rigby shatters them all, unfortunately he misses more than he hits.

Chris: Okay I've seen enough if you actually. I give you a five.

Chef: Four. If you broke more rocks or you hurt yourself more I would give you a higher score.

Rigby: Dang it

Chris: Next up Bloo.

Bloo: Alright get ready to be awed by my talents.

The contestants all take a seat their seats as Bloo runs on stage carrying 20 paddle balls.

Bloo: For my talent I will be showing my skills at paddleball.

Mac begins to laugh so hard he falls out of his seat.

Bloo: Stop laughing. I've been practicing.

Bloo begins to start trying to paddleball correctly. He fails, epically. Every time he swings the paddle the ball slams him in the face. He does this 20 times before throwing the paddle ball down.

Bloo: Dang it. This is broken.

Bloo runs to the pile of paddle balls and grabs to two more paddle balls and tries with one in each hand. The result is worse than his first attempt. Everyone is now rolling on the ground with laughter.

Chris between laughter: Stop. Stop. That was hilarious. That is the best comedy routine centering on paddle balls I've ever seen. Nine.

Chef laughing hysterically: Eight. That was truly hilarious.

Bloo: Yes. Beat Rigby

Rigby: You only beat me because those no talent hacks don't know real talent.

Chris: Minus 1 point from Rigby's score.

Chef: Minus two more points from Rigby's score.

Rigby: What!

Chris: Do you want me to make it more?

Rigby covers his mouth as the rest of the Biting Ants glare at him.

Confess Cam

Bloo: I hate to be in Rigby's shoes right now.

Rigby: If we lose I am definitely going home, so I guess the only way to prevent that is to cheat.

Confess Cam off

As Benson sets up his drum set Rigby sneaks over to Dee Dee.

Rigby whispering: Dee Dee I have a favor to ask.

Dee Dee: Let me guess, you want me to sabotage the other team or sabotage some one on our team so you won't be voted off.

Rigby nods his head.

Dee Dee: If I help you, you must join my alliance and do exactly what I say. Deal?

Rigby: Deal.

Rigby and Dee Dee shake hands.

Dee Dee: I have someone on the other team to help with this. I will talk to him after Benson plays.

Rigby: Sure Sure.

Rigby and Dee Dee go and take their seats as Benson starts his performance.

Benson plays his drum solo moderately well and by the time he finishes even a few Stinging Bees are clapping and cheering.

Chris: I would give that a nine.

Chef: I actually agree with Chris on this one. Nine.

Chris: The score is Biting Ants 24 and the Stinging Bees 17. We will have a brief intermission and then come back to the final three.

The campers get up to stretch or just walk around. Dee Dee uses this time to talk with her informant.

Dee Dee: Hi Mandark.

Mandark stammering: Oh hi Dee Dee

Dee Dee: Mandark I need a favor from you.

Mandark: Anything for you Dee Dee.

Dee Dee: I need you to sabotage Mac's performance.

Mandark: Shouldn't I try to sabotage Ed's or Marceline' s performance?

Dee Dee: No. I need you just to ruin his performance.

Mandark: I will do as you ask.

Chris: Intermission over. All contestants report back to the stage.

As the contestants arrive Ed stands on stage with his violin in hand.

Double D: Eddy why are you letting Ed play.

Eddy: I tried to warn them but they never listened.

Double D and Eddy plug their ears as Ed begins to play. To put it simply it was terrible. The sound causes everyone cover their ears in a useless attempt to stop the sound.

Chris: Stop. Stop! That was terrible. One.

Chef: Zero. That was the worst I ever heard.

Confess Cam

Eddy: Dang it. If we lose Ed is going home. I need to think of a way to save him.

Confess Cam Off

Mandark: Hey Eddy I have a proposition for you.

Eddy: What do you want?

Mandark: Do you want to save your friend from elimination?

Eddy: Of course I do.

Mandark: You just need to help me sabotage Mac. If Mac does great and Marceline sucks Ed will be voted off.

Eddy: What would you want in return?

Mandark: Nothing at all.

Eddy: Me and Bloo are friends I can't just betray him.

Mandark: So you would rather have your best friend get voted.

Eddy: I don't know. I ...

Mandark: Hurry up and make a decision. Mac is almost ready.

Eddy looks to Bloo to Ed to Mac and then back to Ed and Bloo. He sits on a log and tries to think of what to do. He thinks and thinks and finally makes up his mind. Eddy stands and makes his decision.

Mac starts to perform stunts on stage with his skateboard. He does a jump lands on the edge of the stage. When suddenly his back wheels fall off, sending him tumbling off the stage.

Mac: Agggg my arm.

Chris: Lame 1.

Chef: I was impressed by your skills, but you failed.

Mac: My arm it hurts.

Chef: Stop your whining. I'll take this cry-baby to the medical tent.

Chef picks up Mac and drags him to the medical tent.

Chris: Marceline your next when Chef comes back.

Marceline: Sure

When Chef comes back Marceline begins to play. Marceline plays a sad sorrowful song that has everyone in tears. Everyone applauds when Marceline finishes.

Chef crying: Ten. That was perfect

Chris cring into a tissue: Ten. Stinging Bees win. Biting Ants elimination ceremony in one hour. As for the Stinging Bees you will get your prize tomorrow.

Elimination Ceremony

The Biting Ants have assembled at the campfire for their second elimination.

Mac comes in with a sling for his arm.

Chris: Wow you guys bombed this one. Anyway you all know the drill. Vote the person you want out. The person with the most votes goes home.

Voting Booth

Dee Dee: Well Mac is gone.

Rigby: Sorry Mac it is either you or me and it ain't going to be me.

Dexter: I'm sorry Mac.

Gaz: That stupid raccoon is lucky blockhead broke his arm.

Chowder: Mac is my friend and he won't be leaving yet.

Zim: That gumball machine bothers me he isn't the leader. Zim is leading this team.

Mac: It looks like I might be leaving.

Double D: I am not going to abandon my friend.

Benson: Nothing personally Mac.

Blossom: I think it would be better if we had an annoyance rather than a hindrance.

Finn: This is hard decision to make.

Courage: Mac was nice, maybe he won't be voted off.

Voting Booth Off

Chris: Well the votes have been tallied and these people are safe Double D, Gaz, Dexter, Dee Dee, Blossom, Chowder, Finn, Courage, Zim.

Chris throws contestants their marshmallows.

Chris: Benson you've received one vote.

Chris tosses Benson a marshmallow.

Chris: Mac Rigby there is only one marshmallow left and it goes to

Rigby. Mac you're going to leave.

Mac sighing: I knew I was leaving. Well bye guys.

Chowder: Bye Mac.

Confess Cam

Eddy sighing: I'm sorry Mac. I will make it up to you hopefully, you and Bloo.

Bloo: When I find out who voted Mac off I will ruin them.

Confess Cam off

Mac boards the boat of losers and the boat sails off.

Mac yelling: Bloo avenge me ! Find out who sabotaged my skateboard.

Chris: Well another episode is done and finished. Mac has left, Rigby is in debited to Dee Dee, and Eddy had to betray his new friend Bloo. What will become of this? Will Bloo discover Eddy's secret? Oh and next episode there will be a special guest star appearing on the show. Who is this character? Will this be a new contestant? Do you even care? Find out next time on Find out next time on Cartoon Total Drama.

Votes

Mac-6 Blossom, Gaz, Rigby, Dee Dee, Dexter, Blossom, Benson

Rigby- 5 Mac, Double D, Chowder, Courage, Finn

Benson-1 Zim

23rd Mac

24th Timmy

25th Panini

26th Mordecai