A/N: I have nothing to say about this chapter except for: Wow. Chazz, you are sooo stupid. XD

Disclaimer: I do not own GX. Angel Duelist 153 helped me draw and write the comic version of this.

Plan F:

Chazz smirked as he stood around the corner, watching Alexis at her locker talking to her friends. His smirk grew wider as he thought about his next plan. And, oh, what an evil plan it was! Just thinking about it made him laugh to himself.

"This time," he muttered, his eyes gleaming, "I will get her for sure!"

Cackling wickedly, he darted out the back door and raced to his room. Breathless, he burst in his door and quickly turned his computer on. Once more, he visited the potion website.

His eyes scanned for the wanted product. "Ah-HA!"

He clicked, then completed the transaction. Once again, the printer coughed the bottle out. Now that he thought about it, his printer didn't look so good. Perhaps he should stop ordering from this website. Of course, he would after today. After all, today was the day that his plan finally worked; today was the day that Alexis would love him.

Hurriedly, he scrambled out the door and to the cafeteria. He sure hoped he still had time.

He was in luck. Breakfast had just started, and Alexis had gotten up to get some napkins. Snickering to himself, he looked both ways, then indiscreetly poured the potion in her drink. He quickly slinked into the shadows to watch, grinning like the Cheshire cat.

Alexis came back, still talking with her friends. They sat down together and began to eat.

"It's only a matter of time," He whispered hoarsely, barely able to contain his excitement, "before Alexis gets thirsty. Then, she'll drink her orange juice, which, unbeknownst to her, contains this 'Love Potion.' When she drinks this potion, she'll fall in love with the first boy she sees! Which will, of course, be me!"

He laughed again to himself and leaned forward as Alexis reached for her drink.

Just as she was gulping it eagerly down, Syrus crept tentatively up to her.

"Hey, Alexis," he whimpered, looking up at the taller Obelisk student, "have you seen aniki (1)?"

Alexis, having finished her drink, set the glass down and stared at Syrus. She blinked. Syrus stared back, confused and scared. He blushed and opened his mouth to speak again.

Before he had a chance to utter any sort of sound, Alexis' composure changed. Her eyes grew wide and shiny with adoration. She was practically crying tears of pure joy.

"SYRUS!!" She wailed, "I love you!!!"

Syrus shrank back as Alexis seized him in a crushing hug. "I'm afraid of girls!" (2) He cried, tears streaming down his cheeks.

"Curses," Chazz muttered, "foiled again!"

Of course, he wasn't exactly 'foiled,' his plan just hadn't worked the way he had hoped. Frowning, he ran back to his room and ordered the antidote, which he proceeded to pour in another drink.

All the screaming and fawning over Syrus had made Alexis very thirsty. Her voice was beginning to crack as she wailed Syrus' name, when Chazz came over.

"Here, Lex, drink this." He offered her the water, frowning.

"Syrus…." She swooned with big, shiny, loving eyes, then took a few sips.

Instantly, her face clouded over. She looked as though she'd just woken up from two hours of sleep and had a migraine.

"Ugh…." She moaned.

Chazz grimaced. After a moment, her appearance returned to normal as she recovered.

"What happened? Oh, well."

Chazz thanked his lucky stars that Alexis had no memory of what had occurred. He would try again. As of then, he decided he'd better keep a low profile.

A/N: Well, Chazz, wasn't that a blow? Haven't you learned not to trust potions? Well, hopefully you won't make that mistake again. However, you're so dumb and desperate I wouldn't doubt it! XDDDDDDDD BAKA!!!! XD

(1) I had to make Syrus say "Aniki." It's just a little joke my sis and I have, from a video we watched on YouTube. Obviously, you don't mix Japanese and English information, but, hey, that was the point here.

(2) When he says he's afraid of girls, obviously that is ooc. Because he sure flipped over Dark Magician Girl and Maiden In Love. This is another joke my sis and I have about him. Perhaps he means he's intimidated by her instant, oppressive affections…especially from a real girl! XD I have nothing against Sy. I just like to poke fun at the characters. : )