Sarah: Hey guys!
Auora: It's time for part two!
Adrianna: But before we do, Sarah has a little surprise for you.
Sarah: This is true, I do. We three lovely ladies have made icons of ourselves so you can better visualize our character.
Adrianna: Well I was too lazy, so Sarah did mine for me!
Auora: But I made mine!
Sarah: Here is the link: .com/albums/tt97/xXxTDIAngelxXx/ If the link does not show up, then search xxxTDIAngelxXx on photobucket.
Adrianna: Now read the story DAMNITZ!
Auora: No animals were harmed in the making of this interview.
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Sarah and Auora are outside on the dock fishing. "We haven't caught anything, and it's been." Sarah looks down at her cell phone. "Two whole minutes!"
"I know! Hey wait a minute... I think I've got something!"
"Me too!" The two girls tugged on their lines, and pulled their rods up. Two girls popped out of the water and landed on the dock. One girl had black, shoulder length hair with purple highlights. She had black boots, and an outfit similar to Gwen's. The other one had long dark brown hair with green and blue highlights. She had dark blue jeans and a regular shirt.
"Umm, hello?" Sarah said confusedly.
"May we help you?" Auora asked.
"I'm Raven!" the girl with the purple highlights said.
"And I'm Bluemood2021b!" said the one with green and blue highlights.
"Oh, yea! Your reviewers." Sarah said.
"Yup!" said Raven.
"Okay cool... why are you here?"
"I'm here cuz she wants to meet Justin." Bluemood2021b said.
"Oh are you a fan?"
"God no! But I would like to freak him out."
"Perfect." Auora smiles. "Follow us." The four girls walked to the trailer. Adrianna looked up from her book confused. Justin was asleep on the couch.
"Umm who are these people?"
"Reviewers. Why is there a male model unconscious on our couch?" Sarah asked.
"Oh, we had to take a break between chapters, so I told him to take a nap so I could read."
"Thats nice, but wake him up." Auora said.
"Can I?" Raven asked.
The three girls exchanged a look. "Sure."
"Yay!" Raven ran over and jumped on Justin's stomach. He let out a girly scream.
"Who are you?"
"I'm your stalker!"
Justin quickly jumped up, looking terrified. "And who are you?"
"Your worst nightmare." Bluemood2021b grinned.
"Get him!" The two girls began chasing Justin all around camp. Sarah, Auora, and Adrianna looked at each other.
"Huh, that was...interesting." Sarah said.
"I like them!" Auora said.
"Where did you find them?" Adrianna asked.
"In the lake." Sarah shrugged.
"Interesting."
"Very."
The two girls came back in grinning. Bluemood2021b had Justin draped over her shoulder and she threw him on the couch. "That was fun!" she said.
"Well, we better go."
"Wait! Take a balloon!" Auora handed both reviewers a blue balloon.
"Thanks. Bye!" Both girls said. They then walked back to the dock and lept into the water, disappearing.
Justin was on the couch, standing perfectly still, looking scared and confused. "Ah, I love this story." Sarah sighed.
"Alright, lets continue with the interview. Our next questions are from none other than Raven herself. He first question is what toothpaste do you use?"
"Colgate Whitening."
"What underwear do you use?"
"... Fruit of Looms."
"What would you consider a romantic date?"
"Being somewhere with a beautiful girl who tells me how hot I am."
"What would happen if she called you ugly?"
"Then she would be lying." Suddenly Sarah's cell phone rings.
"Hello? Hi there? How did you get my number? Ah, the Internet. Okay, I'll tell him. And tell the squid we said hi." Sarah hung up the phone and looked at Justin.
"That was Raven, she said you're ugly."
"Wow, that was unexpected and random. Anyways, were you ever an underwear model?"
"Why yes, yes I was."
"What was the worst vacation you ever had?"
"Total Drama Island."
"What shampoos and conditioners do you use?"
"Suave coconut."
"What is your favorite band?"
"I only listen to songs that describe my hotness."
"Do you have a number nine obsession like Trent?"
"No."
"Why do you smile at people through the tv? Seriously! Its like your stalking everyone! Why must you stalk people!"
"She's one to talk. Why does she stalk me."
"Cuz it's entertaining. Are you in love with anybody? Or everybody?"
"No I am not."
"He only loves himself." Sarah said.
"Who was your first love?"
"Myself."
"Creepy. Is Izzy mad at you because you stole Owen from her?"
"I did not steal Owen, there is nothing between us."
"Uh huh, sure. Thats what they all say. Why does your hotness only work on two of the guys but not all of them?"
"Because, apparently, only two are attracted to males."
"How did you get my little sister to become a fan of you?"
"My hypnotic powers."
"Would you allow her to stare at you all day? Kiss you? Hug you?"
"Staring, yes. Kissing and hugging, no."
"Did you hypnotized her?"
"Not intentionally, but maybe."
"Do you plan on taking over the world with your powers?"
"Not yet, but it is a possibility."
"Are your teeth really that white or do you use a ridiculous amount of teeth whitener?"
"They're naturally white, even though I do use a little bit of teeth whitener."
"Is it true you stole Chris' hair gel?"
He scoffed. "That cheap brand? As if."
Sarah looked over at Auora, who was still blowing up balloons. "How long must this go on?"
"Until I have 300!" Then she whispered, "or more!"
"Our next questions are from NightOfAThousandDreams. If you had a choice between Heather and Beth who would you pick?"
"Since Beth is completely unattractive, probably Heather."
"If she threatened to blow your pretty little head off, would you marry her?"
A moment of awkward silence. "Probably not."
"I heard probably! Who is the real Justin: quiet, nice guy from TDI or arrogant bitch ass from TDA?"
"I am a complex person."
"Hey thats my line!" Sarah yelled.
"Are you a virgin?"
"I refuse to answer that." Auora threw a turtle at him.
"Thank you Auora! Our next questions are from DXC, formally known as DUDE-IN-A-GIRL'S-BODY. Is it true that when you were younger your parents cut out your vocal cords while you were asleep and thats why you don't talk? Hmm." Adrianna continues to stare at the paper, re-reading it. "Well, the reviewer gets what the reviewer wants." She got up and walked over to Justin. She pulled a rubber chicken out from behind her back and hit Justin with it.
"Ow! Stupid reviewers. And no, that is completely false."
By this time, Adrianna had returned to her seat. "Well, that was fun. Is it true Noah tried to use his gayness on you?"
Suddenly Noah burst through the door. "I resent that!"
"Hey, you've had your turn! Now shoo before I get Adrianna on you again!" Sarah threatened. The book worm looked over, horrified, to the girl in the armchair.
"Hi Noah." she said flirtingly.
He then ran out as fast as he could, screaming like a little girl.
"Hehe, I think he peed his pants." Auora giggled.
Adrianna put her hand on her hips. "Theres nothing wrong with that! I think it's kind of adorable." She smiles. "Anyways, is it true you dated Heather?"
"Nope."
"Are you adopted."
"I'm not sure, my parents aren't even half as gorgeous as I am."
"Are your parents ugly."
"Read two paragraphs up." Sarah said.
"If she tied you to a chair and beat you repeatedly in the face with a chicken, what would you do?"
"Sue."
"What if I did it?" Adrianna asked evilly.
"....I would cry."
She smiled. "That makes me feel warm on the inside. Sarah? What is this feeling?"
"Power." she replied darkly.
"Feels good, doesn't it?" Auora asked in just as creepy of a voice.
"So good. Oh yea, back to this interview thingy. Our next question is from a person with one question. Wow, fitting name. What names do you find attractive?"
"Justin, and for a girl, Justine."
"Of course you do. Our next questions are from Anne. She asks, what is your sexual orientation?"
"Straight."
"Is it true the only so-called book you read was really a photo album with pictures of yourself in it?"
He hung his head, "Yes."
"Would you marry yourself if you could?"
"But he can't! He already has a beautiful, loving wife!" Sarah said. Her phone suddenly rang. "Hello? Your welcome." She hung up.
"How do all the reviewers get your phone number?"
"And better yet, why does almost every chapter consist of people calling you?" Auora pondered.
She shrugged. "Who knows. Hey, I'm not the victim! Interview him!"
"Okay okay! Sheesh. Is it true your room is decorated with over 2,987 pictures of yourself? Wow, way to be specific."
"Nonsense! Its only 798."
"Yea, that is such nonsense! Is it true you get subscriptions to PlayGirl and drool every time you see a picture of a male model?"
"Eww, gross, no."
"What is your favorite show on Oxygen, WE, and Lifetime?"
"Those are chick channels. I don't watch them."
".... Anyways. Are you and Owen more than just friends?"
"Of course not. We're barely even friends."
"Do you get hypnotized by your own hotness every time you look in the mirror or at your picture?"
"No, I am immune to my powers."
Auora was counting all the balloons she had inflated so far. It took up half of the trailer. 146, 147, 148! Yes! Only.... 152 more to go!"
"Dang, chicka, whats up with all the balloons?" Sarah asked.
Auora ran to her and placed her hand over her mouth and whispered in her ear, "Shh, its a secret!"
"Sarah, would you like me to continue?"
"Yes please." she said, glancing nervously at Auora.
"Our next questions are from Lone Trombone. Is it true you dated Eva, Noah, Katie, Sadie, Izzy, Cody, Beth, Courtney, Harold, Bridgette, Lindsay, Leshawna, and Heather?"
"Ah, don't you love the homosexuality in my stories?" Sarah sighed.
"All of those accusations are false. I have never dated anyone from the show." He folded his arms.
"If you were stranded on a deserted island and you only had one person from TDI to keep you warm, who would it be?"
"Hmm, probably Heather. Or maybe Lindsay."
"Do you ever read fanfiction?"
"Whats fanfiction?"
"My life!" Sarah exclaimed.
"And mine!" Auora shrieked.
"And mine! Are you even from this planet?"
"Yes."
"Are you upset that there isn't an apple pie in front of you right now?"
"Umm, not really."
"I am." Auora said seriously.
"Do you wear makeup?"
"Sometimes, but only for certain photo shoots."
"Haha, girly man! Is it true you kiss your pet rat every night?"
"Why would I own something as disgusting and hideous as a rat?"
Auora threw a tree branch at him. "Rats are beautiful."
"If you had to make out with one of the three interviewers for as long as they wanted, who would it be?"
"I have to choose one of you?" He said in disgust.
"Watch what you say pretty boy." Sarah threatened.
He gulped. "Okay then. I guess the curly headed one."
Auora and Sarah turned and were rolling on the floor laughing, clutching their stomachs. Adrianna had her mouth dropped open.
"Adrianna and Justin sitting in a tree." Sarah sang.
Then Auora joined in. "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" This sent them into another fit of laughter.
Adrianna was blushing madly. But not from Justin, but from fury. "Okay, just shut up okay! I am moving on! Is it true you are secretly addicted to Chef's food because he puts 'white powdered candy' in it?"
Auora gasped. "He puts candy in his food!"
"Auora. Sarah. Go investigate!" Adrianna ordered.
"But, I have to finish the balloons!" Auora whined shaking an empty purple balloon in front of her face.
"Fine. Sarah, go sneak into Chef's kitchen and see where his stash is."
"Can I torture him while I'm there?"
She shrugged. "Sure, what do I care?"
"Yipee!"
Sarah skipped out the door, towards the kitchen.
"Okay, our next questions are from Sally Sunday. She asks, is there any other human out there, in this world, that you love other than yourself?"
He put a finger on his chin and pondered the question. "Not that I can think of."
"Are you capable of actual love or are you like Lord Voldemort? Oh yea, Harry Potter reference."
"I don't understand..."
"What inspired you to be a model in the first place?"
"My extreme hotness."
"Did you always know you were gorgeous or were you one of those people who eventually discovered it through the compliments of others?"
"Oh, I always knew."
"Did you look good as a baby or were you a late bloomer?"
"I've always been gorgeous."
"Is there anything else your good at besides loving yourself or talking about yourself or -heck- anything to do with your vain/narcissistic/model tendencies?"
"As a matter of fact, I am an excellent hand model. See, check it out." He said holding his hand out for them to examine.
"Wow, so interesting. Whats your view on Izzy? We all know you only hate her because she doesn't find you gorgeous or attractive."
"I think she is blind, annoying, and crazy. Don't believe anything she says. And I mean anything."
"Is there anyone you might be compatible with romantically on TDI?"
"For the love of god, no!"
"Do you have any real friends?"
"Of course I do!"
"I don't believe you!" Auora tried to throw a balloon at him, but it didn't even make it half way. Adrianna looked at her questioningly. "What? I ran out of things to throw!"
"Back to this. Is there anyone you respect or admire?"
"Myself."
"If someone in your family were really sick, say your mother, would you actually donate any of your money earned from modeling towards her welfare?"
"Of course. I'm not completely heartless."
"I have this strange feeling that you're lying. Our next questions are from Paulinaghost. Wow, we actually found a Justin FAN. Never thought I'd see the day when one of them popped up. Anywhos, if you had to pick between marrying Courtney or fighting Duncan which would you choose? And you can't say neither."
"Defiantly marrying Courtney. I do have a big ego when it comes to my good looks, but Duncan would seriously kick my ass."
"Do you like crack pairings?"
He shrugged, "It depends. Some people think of really weird couples though."
"Are you related to Chad from the 'Bleach' series?"
"No. He's just a cartoon." The girls stare at him blankly for a moment. "What?"
"Should we tell him?" Auora asked.
"Its better we didn't. What do you think of Justin and Courtney fanfics?"
"You mean as a couple?" He opened his mouth to speak, but closed it and pondered it for a moment. "Actually, that wouldn't be too bad."
"Eww! Eww! Okay moving on! What do you think of the fanfictions about you?"
"I do not know what fanfiction is."
"Then we will skip that one. Hey, I wonder why Sarah isn't back yet."
"What do you think she's doing?"
Sarah was in the kitchen searching for Chef's stash. She opened the cookie jar, looked in the freezer, checked under his knifes, nothing. She decided that since she couldn't find anything, she would continue on with her prank. She walked over to Chef's stool and lifted up the cushion. She then pulled a whoopie cushion out of her pocket and sat it in the chair and placed the cushion back on top. She heard the door creak open. She hurriedly ran to the cupboard to hide. She opened it just a crack so she could watch the action. Chef Hatchet came in singing in a high pitch voice. Sarah silently giggled as she recognized the song to be 'I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman' by Britney Spears.
He continued to sing as he walked over to his 'Chef Table'. He sat down on the chair and heard the sound of the whoopie cusion. He stopped singing and looked around the room half scarred and half confused.
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Sarah was sitting in the confessional stall looking at the camera, trying hard not to laugh. After a minute she couldn't take it anymore and burst out into fits of uncontrollable laughter. She sighed and whipped a tear from her eye. "Okay, call me childish and immature, but that was amazingly awesome! Yea, I just gained, like, twenty thousand points on the cool-meter scale."
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Sarah bursts through the cupboard doors, rolling on the ground laughing. "Why you little brat. How dare you cause farting noises that didn't exist my buttox." This made Sarah laugh ten times harder.
"Who says buttox? You sound like a French guy!"
"Why thats it, I outta...."
"Oh don't act all big and bad, Chef. You fear me." she said standing up.
His eyes searched the room nervously, looking anywhere but at her. "Th-thats ridiculous. I don't know what your talking about."
Sarah got an evil smirk on her face before leaning in close to Chef. His forehead was now damp with sweat and he reeked of fear. She leaned in a little closer and whispered, "Boo."
Chef screamed a girly shrill and ran away. Only he didn't use the door, instead he pulled a 'DJ' and ran right through the wall, leaving a Chef shaped hole behind. She smirked to herself, "I love me." She then walked through out of the lunchroom and back towards the trailer.
Sarah walked back into the trailer. Auora was almost finished filling up the balloons. Her eyes slightly droopy. "You okay?"
"Yea, just a little light headed."
"Here, this will help." She handed her another brownie.
"Yay!"
"Good you're back. Find anything?"
"Nope, but I made Chef's 'buttox' make farty noises."
"Nice. I'm going to go ahead, since these are the last set. The final set of questions are from Coldstone288. If you could have sex with your clone, would you?"
"But thats impossible."
"Thats not a no!" Adrianna sang.
"Well of course I wouldn't. I'm not gay and that would be super creepy."
"Are you interested in Heather?"
"Why so many Heather questions? No I am not."
"Would you make out with any of the interviewers?"
"By choice? No."
"I would be offended, but I'm actually quite relieved." Sarah commented.
"Do you like Owen as a best friend with benefits?"
"I like him as a friend! An acquaintance if you will, but no more!"
"Is it true you sing 'I'm Too Sexy' when no one is looking?"
He scoffed, "I sing it when people are looking. The people have the right to know!"
"Do you have a sister? Is she as hot as you? If yes, can I get her number?"
"My sister is three, dude."
"I thought you said you were an only child."
"I lied."
"Wow, shocker. Do you think you could stand watching a photo of you being burned?"
"No, probably not."
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
"Anything but be here."
"And lastly, do you care for Beth at all?"
"Nope." Adrianna grinned madly.
"Oh, Sarah I have a job for you!" she sang.
Sarah raised a curious eyebrow. "What?"
"Auora, tie him up."
Auora quickly jumped to her feet and tied Justin up to the same chair Noah had been tied up to. Adrianna whispered the plan in Sarah's ear. "Man, I love this story!" Sarah said as she ran out of the trailer to retrieve an item.
"What's going on? Untie me!" Justin demanded.
Sarah came back with her hand behind her back. "You know what, Adrianna? Since you didn't get to torture him as much as I know you wanted to, you do the honors." She reached Adrianna the object that was in her hand.
"Thanks Sarah!" She was grinning evilly. "Oh, Justin." She held her hand out to reveal an electric razor.
"What're you gonna do with that?" he said nervously.
"Oh you'll see." She turned it on and began to walk towards Justin.
"Oh please, no, no, NO!" Justin's girl cries could be heard throughout the camp. Adrianna finished and stepped back to admire her work. Now in the chair was a crying, bald Justin. Auora held a mirror in front of his face. "My hair, my hair!"
Sarah then came up and slapped him across the face. "I've been wanting to do that all day!"
"You will pay for this! I will sue you for everything you're worth!"
"Eh, like we haven't heard it before." Auora shrugged.
The door opened and in walked a tall, brown haired teenager wearing jeans and a green t-shirt with a grey hoodie. He walked over to Justin and kicked him where the sun don't shine. Justin couldn't bend over so he just sucked in a large breath in pain as a tear rolled down his cheek. "That's for all the single guys who can't get a date because all the girls are drooling over you!" He turned and left the trailer.
"Wow, there have been a lot of reviewer interruptions this chapter." Adrianna said.
Sarah shrugged, "Eh, what can ya do?"
"Hey guys! Ready for my surprise?" Auora exclaimed.
"Sure."
"Yay!" She retrieved three backpacks. Each backpack had a large garbage bag tied to it. "You might wanna do the closing first."
"Okay then. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! Sarah is very sorry for the late update and lack of other things. I would like you all to go to Sarah's profile and vote on her poll for who the funniest interviewer is! Pretty please! Anyways, submit questions for Katie!!! Now Auora, what're we gonna do?"
She snickered, "You'll see."
The girls walked outside and Auora gave each of them a backpack. "Here put these on and remove the garbage bag when I say go."
Adrianna and Sarah looked at each other nervously. "Umm, okay?"
"Ready.... Set.... GO!" The girls ripped off the garbage bags to reveal at least a hundred balloons per backpack. They then began to soar into the sky.
"This is awesome!" Sarah exclaimed.
The girls began to soar higher and higher.
"It's like Vegas!" Auora shouted.
"Tune in next time for more Total....Drama....Interviews!" Adrianna shouted, raising her arms up as she did so.
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Sarah: Guys I am so sorry!
Auora: No big deal, we know you're busy.
Sarah: Yea, but, I am starting to get un-funny.
Adrianna: *Gasps and slaps* Don't ever say that again!
Sarah: *Holds cheek* Ow! You can't hit me in my author's note!! Anyways please vote on my poll and tell me if I need to work on anything. Sorry for everything, and I love you all!
Auora: Next interview is Katie!
Adrianna: See you then!!!
Sarah: Happy Writing!