"Damn… Kyuubi." After that statement, the sound of wind breaking broke through the silence of the apartment. "Damn… chili ramen…" Another fart broke the silence of the apartment.
"Hey, kid." No response was heard from Naruto. Once again, a fart sounded through the silent apartment. "Hey kid, wake up!" Naruto still didn't respond to Kyuubi calling his name. "Oh, well. I'll let him find out when he wakes up. That idiot never listens to me when he needs to." A loud thud was heard in the apartment. "I know that had to wake him up, or get his attention." As soon as the thud happened, Naruto was awake.
"Huh? What was that?" Naruto looked to the floor and saw a clump of dark blue below where his head lay.
"I tried to wake you up and tell you that Hinata was standing in front of you the whole time, but you just stayed asleep and farting. I think your farts made her pass out. Either that, or she spent too much time near your face, admiring you and your generosity that her emotions got the best of her and she just fainted." Naruto was still lying on the couch, but this time, he was asleep. "Why do I even bother with you?"