Sorry for not updating this. Not many ideas going around lately.
Based on an idea on another fic, I'm working on.
Enjoy. ^_^
Roleplay gone weird
Laying on the bed half naked, Kurogane waited as patiently as he could for a certain someone to come out of the bathroom. Ever since they came back from…the...adult shop, the blonde has been anxious and excited.
The source was the bag that held something that the blonde refused to show him.
"Wait until bedtime my dear kuro-puu-sensei and you'll see what I have in this very bag. Just don't fall asleep until I do."
"At this rate, I might as well pass out." The man glanced at the clock and sure enough it was a bit past midnight. They had classes to teach in mere hours and the blonde refused to come out even then. "Hey moron, I'd like to sleep at some point!"
"But then you and I won't play~!"
"Two minutes, blondie! If you're not out by then I'm turning off the light." Kurogane growled as he crossed his arms and turned away. "And just what the hell are you doing that's taking so damn long?"
"You'll see!" Then a noise of excitement. "Okay! I'm ready."
Kurogane glanced over at the bathroom door as it opened.
And promptly chocked on his saliva.
"So what do you think~?" Fai asked with a smile.
"….." Contrary to what Fai just said, Kurogane couldn't think of anything to say. In fact, the man thought he'd gone brain dead. For a few seconds anyway. "Fai….what is that?"
"Do you like it?" Fai started moving or rather wobbled his way over to the bed. "The manager told me that roleplaying can freshen up the bedroom fun. So I opted for a costume."
"….A penguin. You thought the best costume would be a penguin?"
"Well, it looked so cute on the picture the girl who was wearing seemed happy." Fai pouted a bit. "I mean doesn't it make you want to go naughty things to it~?"
'Wait, what?'
"I mean, it's so innocent and helpless that you just want to… you know…" Fai smirked.
"…."
"Any maybe, if you're lucky, you get another surprise under this."
"….Get in the bed or I'll drag you there."
"Yay~!" Fai cheered. "You'll see. It's more fun when you're in costume~!"
"…..right."
Afterwards, Kurogane hid the penguin costume and any other costume that was similar to it. He can safely say that after that night, he can't look at those aquatic birds the same way.
Ever again.
END
I have no excuse.
Nor do I have shame.
XD