Haha, hm. I'm so messed up. My nose is running and my throat's fucked up… but I had fun celebrating. Maybe I can skip a day of school if I can play my cards right. As usual, I don't own Naruto and never will. Thanks to Lucy Sumeragui, HYBZ, Dogluva and ImmixRikudou.

Lucy Sumeragui- Yeah. He's starting to have fun with it. You have to love them, those paranoid idiots. Thanks.

Dogluva- Yay-ness and thankies so much. I'm happy you mentioned that. I try to update as much as I can without killing myself. Hm, I'm not sure what will happen when she gets home. Haven't thought that hard ahead but I do know Hell will break loose.

ImmixRikudou- 'Wow, nice pen name!' was the first thing I thought when I read your review but anyway. Hm, I guess that means you like the story. Enjoy the chapter.

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Poor Tobi sat on the floor with his hands still messy while Pein made sure the bottle of liquid foundation was closed. "Yeah so… I'm going to put this away because Tobi's having a little too much fun with it." He said out loud as he put it back into the bag. Once it was out of view, the masked male seemed to slump with sadness and then stand up from the floor. "Why can't Tobi like makeup?" he asked the group with a sad tremble to his words. The group didn't answer but then Kisame finally did. "Tobi… makeup's for girls." He explained while a blue hand was on Tobi's shoulder. The gently spoken words made him brighten up as he gasped, "You mean Rosa can wear it then?" One could just imagine the sounds of crickets after that was said until Tobi continued, "Rosa… she's my favorite dolls." By now, his messy hands were clasped together while Kisame slowly began to reply. "Um… no. Makeup is for girls… REAL girls." He said and saw him slightly drop back into a slump.

"It's okay, Kisame." Pein waved a hand, "He'll get over it." After that, he turned his attention into the bag and smiled. "You know… this is kind of interesting. Looking through this stuff Konan never lets us see. You think other women use this stuff?" he asked while he began to go through the bag, half his attention on the conversation and the other half on the contents of the bag. "I don't know. Maybe. Once, I saw this lady that looked like she had wayy to much of that… eyeliner on." Zetsu shrugged but stopped when he saw Pein gasp with his eyes in the bag. "She has a black disk thing in here!" he excited said and took it out of the bag in a hurry. Bringing it into the light, it did look like a black disk just a little smaller and thicker. Purple-ish eyes looked at the black disk as the owner frowned. "Is that a fucking rock?" Hidan asked bluntly with a point of a finger. Pein just shrugged and moved his hand up and down as if weighing the object. "I don't think so. It feels light and like it's actually plastic." He explained and began to turn it around in his hands. "How the fuck do you open this thing?" the bright haired male asked once he grew frustrating of the black object.

Again, Tobi suggested somehow twisting it open like what was done with the mascara. Pein gave it a try but was unsuccessful and only got angrier. Before he could bring any harm to it, he handed it off to Itachi. Taking the dark disk into his pale hands, Itachi stared down at it and held it up so he could look at the bottom of it. "How do you open this?" he asked when he saw the entire object was black. Suddenly, he froze and let it drop onto the floor as he simply watched. "… Damn, it didn't open." He sighed as he picked it up off of the floor. Hidan laughed and explained, "Of course not, you dumb fuck. You'll break it like that. How does Konan open it?" The Uchiha just shrugged, ignoring the insult since it was a normal thing coming from the silver haired male. "I don't know. I don't see her when she uses this… whatever this is." He quietly said, his eyes back onto the black disk. "I don't even see a button on this." Itachi told himself in a whisper but then widened his squinted red eyes when he saw someone snatch it from him.

The new holder of the mysterious object was now Kakuzu. "Do you need a key for this? This shit is so hard to open!" he asked the moment he looked down to the object, "Is this even makeup?!" He then ran a hand around it and felt the smooth plastic shell until he came across what felt like a bump. The feeling created a bend to his eyebrows as he looked closer and saw that on the side of it was a bump and eventually felt something like as if there was a line running along its side. It's like…its two put in one… like it's folded in half or something. His thoughts whispered and then looked up as did the others when sounds entered the room from another room.

"Crap, whose calling?" Zetsu asked out loud once he registered the noise being the phone ringing from the living room. A few people shrugged until Deidara brought up an idea, "We should let the answering machine pick it up. It could be that bitch looking for that guy named Richard, un." It had been a few months ago that a woman had called, looking for a man named Richard. She got told that she had the wrong number but ignored it and continued to randomly call them. His idea was quickly agreed but they couldn't help but be nosey and gather near the door to listen anyway. The phone's ringing went on a few more times and then stopped. It was just seconds of silence until the recorded greeting began to play and travelled into the room the men were in.

"Just leave a fucking message or I'll track you down and sacrifice your ass to Jashin!"

The greeting yelled as Pein couldn't but squeeze his eyes shut with a frown. "I'm so going to skip your next turn for the answering machine greeting, Hidan." He sighed and didn't have to look to know the other had an angered expression. "What? Why? That's a damn good greeting message!" Hidan asked in a loud voice of anger and even disbelief. Pein didn't even answer but rather he couldn't until the conversation was broken by a woman's voice. Her words spoke from the answering machine, leaving her message until one noticed that the voice belonged to Konan.

"Hello? Guys?"

The voice called out and was muffled by someone in the room talking. "That's Konan." Pein brought up and quickly ran to the living room as the group followed to see what Konan was calling for. Entering the room, the pierced male reached forward to the phone and brought it back to him, pushing the 'talk' button as he did this. "Hello?" he said into the phone and got a reply from Konan. "Hi, Pein. I'm still hanging out. I'm not sure when I'll be back though. Um… how are things going over there? I've heard a few fire trucks so I-" her voice reached his ear until he cut her off. "N-No, that's not us. We're just… hanging around and doing… guy stuff." He explained slowly, making sentences up as he went along especially since he couldn't tell her they really have been doing. She didn't reply but then there was talking in the background on her side of the phone conversation so Pein just waited. "Yeah, sorry about that. So everything is alright? That's good. I just wanted to make sure." She said as the other slowly nodded.

As they talked, the group tried to listen to what they could of the conversation and still inspected the black object. "I still don't know how to open this God damned thing." Kakuzu whispered with frustration as he tried to open it somehow. All of this was seen by Pein though he continued to talk on the phone to Konan. Shifting his eyes from the struggling male, he nodded to what he had been told by the blue-haired woman. "Yeah, that's like-" he began but stopped when he heard a crash and an, "OhmyfuckingLordwhatthehelldidIjustdo?!" from Kakuzu. Looking to the floor, he saw the black disk-like object but it seemed to be broken somehow. "Oh, my God!" he gasped at the sight and got tackled by a sea of questions from Konan. "Nothing… I-I'm just watching this show with the others. It's like… you should have seen what just happened. Uh, anyway… I'm going to let you go so you can be with your other friends. Bye." Pein quickly said and hung up the phone. Just as quickly, he got closer to the fallen object with his hands turned into fists. "What the fuck did you do?! Konan is going to kill us!" he yelled with a shake of his fists.

"I-I didn't mean to break the shit!" Kakuzu defended as he picked up the fallen object. Looking at it in his hands, he hummed in confusion when he saw it wasn't really broken. It actually looked like it was two halves held together by a hinge on the other side of it. Slowly opening it even more, he saw one half had a mirror while the other had an odd red-pink circle with an odd brush like object just below that. "What the fuck is this?" he asked out loud as he turned it around so the others could see it. It was carefully taken out of his hand by Kisame who gently picked up the brush and looked at it. Its dark bristles were lightly coated with a red-pink color that was similar to the circle that was above it. Bringing it to his blue nose, Kisame sniffed the tip of the brush and found it to carry a very faint scent. "What is this?" he asked as he took the brush from his nose and gently ran it against the red-pink circle. Even more of the black bristles of the brush turned color until he lifted it off the colored solid and then looked at it again. Though he had asked a question, no one said anything as if they were busy watching what he was doing. His small eyes looked down to the brush and without thought he slid the tip of it across the back of his hand. It left a small trail as it moved from his wrist down to his knuckles that took the color of an odd red- purple though it was just the red-pink combining with his blue skin.

The change of color made him look at it deeper and then to the others. "Look! It's some skin color changing thing." Kisame announced as he tried to bush a bit more of the color onto his hand. He glided the brush over the same area and the patch of color that was already there grew. "This is weird. Why would Konan have this?" he asked, putting the brush back where it was supposed to be in the weird item. With a giggle, Tobi took it from the larger male's hands and looked down to it. Doing the same, he brushes it against part of his mask and then giggled some more. "This is fun." He said through his laughter as Pein stared. "So… it's not broken?" he asked with confused while Tobi stroked the brush across his mask again. "God, not again." Sasori whispered to himself with a sigh as he saw Tobi trying to make some type of swirl on his mask with the brush. It was quite a challenge but the redhead eventually took the brush and black cosmetic object from the other. He had wanted to close it but he wasn't even sure on how to do it. Looking to Kakuzu, he lifted the item so bring it to his attention, "How do you close this?" Kakuzu stepped to the short male and pointed to it. "I think you push the two halves together." He shrugged, "I pushed that bump and it opened so you probably used do that to close it."

Sasori did as he was told but then quickly dropped it with a gasp of pain. "Dammit." He whispered as he wrapped a small hand around his thumb. "The thing bit me." he whispered, still in pain and a little shock but looked at Zetsu who couldn't help but laugh. "Things can't bite, Sasori. Maybe you closed it on your thumb." He explained and took it from the smooth floor. The green-haired male was about to leave to return it to its bag until he asked, "I'm going to return this. Anyone else want to have a look at it?" Instantly, a hyper hand began to wave around followed by a, "Oh! Oh! Oooooh, un!" Just by that, everyone knew who it was. "I want to see the mutated Frisbee, un!" Deidara continued but then saw Zetsu sigh. "It's not a 'mutated Frisbee'." He explained. The other carelessly shrugged and held out his hands, "Like I care. Gimme, un, I want to see if it'll at least fly like a Frisbee." The golden-eyed male was left in silence until he slowly began to speak. "See if it'll at least like a Frisbee…" he said to himself with confusion but then his eyes widened, "Oh, Hell, yeah, you're so not getting this." Patting the top of the compact with a dark hand, Zetsu turned from the whining blonde and left to the empty bedroom to return it.

"Man!" Deidara whined once Zetsu was out of his sight. His arms went from being in the air to being folded across his chest. "I wanted to see it, un." He then whispered but then gasped when someone slapped his back. "Get over it." Kakuzu, who had slapped his back, said as he mockingly laughed. Pein couldn't help but nod. "He's right." He agreed, "We all know you would have broken a window with it anyway." Even more mocking laughter erupted but then stopped when Zetsu called out to them from Konan's bedroom.

"Hey, come look at this! Konan's been sneaking munchies!"

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Does anyone know what Zetsu found? Of course it's not food though but they can dream for a bit, hm. Can anyone donate some make-up items that I can use for this story? I'm starting to run out of make-up things that I can use for the story. I'll be super grateful. Hugs to all.