Hey guys its me again. I've gota surprise for you it a...ANOTHER MORMOR TEXT STORY. Oh wait our weren't surprised, crap. Well you can deal with it I worked hard on this, somewhat. ENJOY
I need you to kill Lady Gaga- JM
What?- SM
What happened to the time when I told you to kill someone for me and you did it no questions asked- JM
I think we've gone past that- SM
Whatever- JM
Why do you want me to kill her- SM
Well she was at one of her gay rallies, which is annoying enough. No gay person wants a straight woman in a meat dress saying she supports them in public. Anyway she said that many successful people are gay, even the notorious criminal JIM MORIARTY- JM
I see- SMM
Actually I don't whats the problem- SMM
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, your kidding right- JM
No- SMM
How did she come to find out about that. It's sensitive information, if this gets out, which it has, my clients have something over me- JM
Knowing your gay isn't something your clients can't hold over your head. Also sensitive information my left foot, you act gay around the office ALL the time- SMM
I do not. Also Sebby you haven't learned the most valuable piece of information I know. All info weather it is worthless or not is useable. Lets say one of my clients had a wife that goes to the market every Thursday. This is useless information if I don't know where she goes, but when threatening someone I could say "so will your wife be at the market this Thursday" and it works- JM
So someone could go " hey where's your husband" and you'd stop- SMM
They wouldn't even say husband, nobody knows we're married- JM
I think I just found our solution then- SMM
What is it- JM
If I am ever taken hostage I will tell my captors immediately that your my husband. That way when they go to collect they'll say husband instead of boyfriend. This way you'll know who to takes seriously and who you need to shoot in a head- SMM
BRILLANT, Sebby I fricken love you- JM
Does this mean I still have to kill Lady Gaga- SMM
Yes, it's her fault in the first place- JM
Ok, I am a little tired if her walking down the street in fishnets and cheese pants- SMM
oh by the way is there something wrong with your text signature. It has an extra M- JM
No there is nothing wrong with it. That's my name isn't it Moran- Moriarty- SMM
And they say snipers aren't romantic- JMM
Heyoo did you love it. I had a though the other day about how gay people felt about Lady Gaga supporting their movement. I know many love her, but their must be those people who don't wanna lady that only wears two threads of clothes on stage to support them. So who better to do this with than JIMMY AND SEBBY. I really hoped you enjoyed it. Please leave a nice comment and as always THANKS FOR READING.