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Keldeo the Critic
"Process of Elimination" by Mable
It's me! Keldeo The Critic! I review Pokemon FanFiction when I'm not training with the other Swords of Justice!
This is one of those stories that doesn't even need an introduction. I don't need to say anything about it. All you got a do is read the details under the summary.
Process of Elimination
Author: Mable
While raiding their campsite, Meowth comes across Dawn's diary where he learns a shocking secret using the process of Elimination. Is the secret true or is their something else beyond the mere conclusion?
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Meowth/Nyarth & Dawn/Hikari - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10-21-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6416671
If you find nothing wrong with this premise, you're overdue for a head examination. This is Process of Elimination.
Meowth and Dawn shipping. How can you even say that with a straight face? Meowth and Dawn. And I thought Krazyshipping was stupid! I cannot begin to express what is wrong with this premise. Of course, all of you who don't see anything wrong with this, GET SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP! But maybe I'm getting a little carried away. I mean, it can't be that bad. What matters in the end is if this story all comes to together. Well then, does it?
(Keldeo blinked and looked around. He shook and suddenly hopped with rage to emphasize his words)
It's Meowth and Dawn ship- GAH! This is Process of Elimination. . .
Mable: My first actual three shot, a one shot consisting of three chapters… Maybe this is just considered a short fic…. Oh well. This is to Meowth's Toon Dragon who has inspired me so much and has been a really great friend. I know I have a lot of fics that aren't finished… But this is already completed so I don't think it's a pile up. Anyway, I don't own Pokemon, Enjoy!
So, it has three parts. Kinda like a play, or a movie. . .a creepy play or movie.
("It'll Be Okay" from Friendship is Witchcraft starts to play)
He taught me how to fly a kite
I watched him grow into a stallion
I watched him sleep in bed at night
It's not creepy
SHUT-UP! It is creepy! Curse you Sherclop Pones, I hope Anonymous takes you down.
So, Dawn, Brock, and Ash are all at a Pokemon Contest, leaving their campsite empty. Unfortunately, this allowed Team Rocket to send in Meowth to find our heroes' Gym Badges and Contest Ribbons.
So now he was digging through Dawn's tent for the ribbon case only to find nothing. Then something caught his eye, something shiny and glittery shoved into the bottom of the bag underneath a mess of stuff. Here was the cat like reflexes that caused him to immediately jolt down and clutched the object as though it contained the answer to the meaning of life. It didn't contain much of the sort as Meowth noted when he flipped the first page open.
"This is just the Twerpette's diary…" Meowth said slowly as if trying to force a disappointed tone. He tapped on the book twice before slowly glancing out of the tent as if to make sure he was alone. "Curiosity killed the cat… But my lucks been running pretty good so…" He opened the book on a more recent page, not noticing the dates since she seemed to have an entry for every night anyway. The third to last entry was where Meowth stopped and read.
So Meowth reads Dawn's diary and discovers that she has a secret crush on someone.
(Keldeo put on naïve expression and put a hoof to his chin)
Oh my! I wonder who it could be?
Portal 2 Announcer: "Sarcasm Sphere Self-Test Complete."
Dear Diary, I saw him again today. He's so adorable that I just want to hug him and never let him go! I just don't understand why he has to be so… Him. I mean, I guess I like him because he's misunderstood, taken for granite, and below that 'bad' exterior is something sweet. I think he acts like that to hide his sweetness. When he appears it's both joyous, mostly for me, and annoying, for Ash and Brock, who has to deal with Ash.
"I expected this, it's that purple haired twerp who abuses his Pokemon. Sweetness? Under that?" Meowth gave a small smirk, "I guess this is what they mean when they talk about being lovesick."
(Keldeo's eyes widened)
NO! NO! Paul doesn't have an ounce of goodness in him! He is a sick sociopath!
(A PSA voice starts talking while dramatic music plays in the background)
"Yes, Paul! Paul likes to spend most of his time hurting Pokemon because-"
Yeah, yeah, we know. It wasn't that funny when we did that in Season One either.
He knew that his allies were waiting for him to return but he was officially engrossed. This had to be the only book that ever caught his full attention, other than that weird book about the girl falling down the rabbit hole, but that had been years ago.
Well this was a failed opportunity for a joke. Why didn't you say "Buneary hole"? It would've fit better in the Pokemon Universe that way. And I'm pretty sure we would have still gotten the "Alice in Wonderland" reference.
And also, the idea of Meowth sitting down reading novels is actually kinda surreal.
(We cut to a private library with shelves full of books as classical music plays in the background. Next to a roaring fire place sits Meowth in a very comfortable looking armchair. Meowth looks up from the book he is reading and smiles)
"Good evening. And welcome to 'Meowth's Mid-afternoon Book Reviews'. Today's review: . . .'Malice in Wonderland!' Ah-ha! Get it? Malice in Wonderland! Like that episode where the Mismagius-"
(Meowth was suddenly assaulted by boos and rotten tomatoes. He quickly jumped out of the chair and ran out the door, slamming it behind him.)
And also, why doesn't Meowth just steal the diary and run back to Jessie and James? He was sent their to steal stuff anyway, and the heroes must have taken their valuables with them, so why doesn't Meowth just take the diary instead of sitting there and risk getting caught.
"Got to keep quiet unless I want my luck to run out, great time for the twerps to pop up. 'Hey, I'm here reading you diary. Come hit me with an electrical attack.'" The small joke actually made Meowth loosen up a bit so he could continue reading.
Aw come on, Meowth, use your brain.
Next entry changed everything.
Dear Diary, Ash is being so annoying, he won't stop talking about how excited he is for the Pokemon League. I never get to do anything but hear about how he wants to win. Anyway, I saw him AGAIN. As usual he was trying to attack us with those two other clowns. I'll be honest, I don't understand why he hangs out with them. I'm sure he'd feel right at home with me. His beautiful blue eyes, those little smiles I get to see, he sure is something.
"Oh wait, wait, wait. I get it." Meowth gave a small smirk, "She's got a thing for James. That's kind of cute. I'm sure he'd love to hear that he's got a fan…" It was about that time that something stuck out from the page and the smirk dropped, "Wait a minute… James' eyes are green." He looked back at the page and saw it was clearly written 'blue', "Maybe it's a miss print… Maybe she thought his eyes were blue…." However somewhere Meowth knew it was practically impossible to think James' eyes were blue, especially when they were seen so frequently and were quite bold. At this point he started to panic and flipped back about twenty pages.
Again Dawn had written down 'blue' eyes. She had also added 'like the ocean at night' which proved she meant blue. Meowth stared at the book in shock, "Wait no, I'm screwing up here. Okay… Yes it says blue… Yeah… Attacks with two others… There's got to be… Did Butch attack… Does Butch HAVE… But that Raticate wouldn't be considered…." He bit his lip hard and tasted a bit of copper in his mouth, "This has got to be a joke…" He blinked a little since his eyes were hurting from staring, "Or… The Twerpette has a crush on… me…" Nothing could stop the redness that overtook his cheeks as he tried to comprehend. "I don't understand. She's a human… But that's the only answer."
The process of elimination pointed only to this answer: Dawn had a crush on Meowth.
Okay, story, are you seriously doing this? I mean. . .why? I don't get it? Is there some kind of misunderstanding going on? I hope. But I can't get anything else form these diary entries? Is there a twist going on! Argh! This story is weird.
("It'll Be Okay" starts up again)
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
The secrets that we shared, the moments that you cared
SHUT-UP!
So in Part 2 of this story,
Part Two
When Dawn got back to the campsite she was surprised to see her diary outside her bag, "Oh no… Guys? Did either of you go through my bag?" Ash shook his head, "We were with you. We couldn't have gone through your stuff." Still she was a little discouraged with her hands on her hip, "Well my diary was out and I know that's something you'd do." Her answer was received when Ash sent a small smile that looked like it was about to turn and become a bought of laughter, "You have a diary?" Dawn rolled her eyes and went back into her tent to hide the precious book from anyone else.
Uh. . .so Ash finds Dawn having a diary hilarious?
(Keldeo scratched his head)
How is that funny? It's not a joke, it's a fact. That's like me saying "I am a pony", what's the point?
(There was suddenly to sound of an audience bursting out in laughter. Keldeo frowned and narrowed his eyes, looking slightly fed up with it.)
Alright, so meanwhile, Meowth is going through some inner conflicts about what he read in Dawn's diary.
Every second was focused on Dawn and the question: "How could she possibly…" at that point the question would be cut off and Meowth would desperately fight the blush.
Meowth has a few times in his life when he had been in love, or more like crushes, but never had anyone actually have feelings for HIM. The Skittys, Meowzy, nothing ever ended up well when it was between him and a female. It didn't add up why DAWN, Ms. Goody goody coordinator, would like a POKEMON, especially one like Meowth. With all these thoughts in his head he barely got any sleep the night before and was now spending the balloon ride with a splitting headache and no answers. Jessie and James noticed a difference in behavior but didn't know how serious this problem was.
"Alright, what's going on?" At this the cat tried to look away as a blush crept on his cheeks again, "I don't know what you're talking about."
"Oh yes you do. Ever since you went to the twerp's camp you've been acting weird."
"I'm just tired. I almost got caught, I didn't find anything. Kind of a letdown." It was amazing how this lie was taken as the truth. "It's nothing Meowth. Don't let it get to you." James said to the Pokémon before smiling, "That was just a pot shot. Nothing like this new plan that will work." Meowth shrugged and sighed to himself, "(Yeah, a new plan might get my mind off of this whole thing…)"
You know, I like Meowth's thinking here. It also brings up many of Meowth's previous girlfriends. It's also funny how he's had more of them in Black and White. Like Purrloin and Luke's Zorua. I also like how he's split and confused and torn up about this discovery.
It was noon when Brock cooked a small lunch that was followed up by the camp being put away. The three started toward the next city where Ash would get his last badge so he could enter the Pokemon league. "I don't know about you guys but I can't wait to get to the Pokemon Center for a shower and a real bed." Instead Ash smirked, "I bet you want privacy so you can write in your diary. All your secrets, like your REAL hair color." Dawn looked at her blue locks before glaring, "I don't dye my hair!"
"Sure you don't!" Ash said running ahead so that she couldn't hit him with her bag, "He's just living it up isn't he?"
Okay, okay, okay, answer me this. Why is Ash a jerk? I mean, when has Ash ever bullied or made fun of his friends in anyway? It's like, whenever a sotry is told form the villain's point of view, the author always has to make the good guys look like jerks! In Mario Fanfiction, if it's about Bowser and the Koopalings, they make Mario look bad. And now Ash? Why is that? The only reason Brock and Dawn are spared is because Brock isn't given any attention and Dawn is the. . .ugggh. . .love interest. I mean, for goodness sake, most of the time Ash is the one being made fun of by Misty, or Dawn, or Iris. . .wow, Ash lets girls walk all over him. Seriously, Ash, I don't let Meloetta walk all over me! I'm the one in control!
(Meloetta appeared right behind him with her arms folded and a frown on her face)
"Ahem!"
(Keldeo had an "oh crud" expression on his face)
Oh. . .um. . .I'm sorry Meloetta!
(Meloetta smile and patted his head.)
"Don't worry, I forgive you. . .Sombra Junior."
HEY!
(Meloetta giggled and disappeared.)
Well. . .back to the story. Team Rocket actually gets smart and uses knock-out gas, something they should've thought out a long time ago! And this written before the competent Unova Team Rocket even debuted!
This question would have been answered if not for the canister that suddenly fell from the sky in front of them. Suddenly it started to release an orange gas, Dawn and Brock coughed and covered their faces. When Ash noticed what was happening he started to run back towards them, only to be hit in the head with a separate canister. On the ground and coughing uncontrollably, Ash slowly felt the energy leave his body, "W-What…" Then he collapsed with Pikachu who was also affected by the gas. After him fell Brock and Dawn who were feet away.
That was when the balloon was lowered and Jessie, James, and Meowth came out with gas masks. Immediately Jessie grabbed Pikachu and she started to wrap him in a rope, then put him in a capsule, and then put the capsule in a cage. Meowth smirked, "Over kill Jessie?"
Okay, that was kinda funny.
Well, this could be a fan version of a "Team Rocket wins and the series is over" Fanfic. However, as Team Rocket steals all the Pokemon, Meowth decides to leave Piplup's Pokeball with Dawn because of the whole diary entry thing.
(Keldeo ground his teeth and spoke stiffly)
Yeah, good thing they waited until Meowth read Dawn's diary before they came up with something as obvious as "use knockout gas"! Plot convenience for the darn win!
When Meowth saw Dawn, lying there on the ground with a peaceful look on her face ever though she had been drug, guilt welled up in him.
Someone loved him and he was going to take her life from her. Meowth knew he'd regret his next action, but still left Piplup's Poke ball in the blunette's hand so that she'd have a chance to fight for her Pokémon. Risking his own happiness for the happiness of a girl with a crush on him; very unselfish, but in the end Meowth wasn't too concerned with having this plan work anyway. Best leaving with a feeling that he actually proved that he could be the person Dawn wrote about in her diary.
However, since this is apparently competent Unova Team Rocket, Jessie and James discover that one of Dawn's Pokeball's is missing.
"Wait." Meowth flinched as soon as Jessie interrupted James, "Wait, one of the Twerpette's Poke Balls isn't here!" The Cat Pokemon now regretted his earlier decision to leave Piplup with Dawn as James spoke, "Are you sure?" The red head's temper flared, "Yes, James! The Twerpette's all have seals on them, only three have seals and the number doesn't add up right! One of the Pokemon isn't here! Meowth, I though you got them all?" Now was the moment to spin another lie, "Well you see… I was getting them but…" When he saw Jessie's glare he knew nothing would defend him now, so why not blurt out the truth? "I left one. (Why in the h-)"
"You what?" Jessie cried shaking poor Meowth like a ragdoll, "We created the perfect plan and you ruined it? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" Putting him down she glared, expecting an answer but only receiving this weird silence. This was a great time for 'the cat to get his tongue' and he kept this weird series of glances around. Jessie placed a hand to her head, "Okay, the plans not ruined, but what's going on. Two days, nonstop, you're acting weird." Both of his teammates stared at him, one with concern and the other with annoyance, until finally he couldn't take it.
"It's nothing I just… When I went into the camp I found Dawn's…Err the Twerpette's…" Now Meowth was actually slipping up and calling her by her first name, this caused the two's glare to ease as they noticed something going on, "I found her diary and read it…" Jessie rolled her eyes, "What's it with guys trying to read girl's diaries?" Meowth ignored and continued, "She wrote in it that she liked me… That she had a crush on me…" Suddenly his cheeks turned pink, his blush quiet visible through his fur. He shook his head a little and sighed, "I don't know… I… Umm…. Well…"
With this Jessie perked up, "Wait! Meowth! What you said! Maybe we still have a chance that our plan will work." When Jessie and James talked separate from him, Meowth knew this wasn't going to be good.
Uh. . .shouldn't they be a little. . .concerned that a human girl allegedly has a crush on Meowth? Are they just gonna ignore this? Isn't anyone going to acknowledge how creepy this all is!?
("It'll Be Okay" started up again)
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasies
Oh, go write a Family Guy episode, Sherclop!
Finally! The last part of the story!
Process of Elimination
Part three
Needless to say; when Ash, Dawn, and Brock awoke they were beyond upset to find their Pokemon gone. Even with Piplup still with her, Dawn felt far from lucky and Ash was ready to fistfight Team Rocket. However, Brock calmed him down, "They couldn't have gotten far away. We'll get them." After a few minutes of looking around they caught sight of the balloon which was only hovering about eighteen feet off the ground, "Hey!" Ash screamed up at the balloon. In the balloon Jessie and James were attempting to put together a new plan, "So we need to dangle him by a rope and-" "Hey!" Ash cried up again to get their attention. Jessie leaned over the basket to glare at him, "What do you want Twerp? We're putting together a plan here!"
The Pokemon Trainer from Pallet growled, "Give me back Pikachu!" Knowing this wouldn't work Dawn broke in, "Piplup use…" Before she could finished James chimed up, "You won't want to do that." He said with an uneasy look as though he had no ideas what he was doing, "Because if you do we'll hurt him." This caused the three to look at each other in confusion before Dawn spoke, "Who? Pikachu?" James shook his head, "No. HIM."
Behind Jessie was Meowth standing on the edge of the balloon and out of sight, "Come on guys…." He said softly, "This has got to be the worst plan yet."
Wait a minute! You already have Pikachu! You can leave now! You don't have to catch Piplup too! I get the whole "Don't attack or we'll hurt Meowth" plan, but what's the point? They don't demand they hand over Piplup or anything, so what's going on.
My only guess is that the knockout gas wears off quickly, so they wouldn't get very far with their balloon, hence the reason why they had to steal all of the other Pokemon along with Pikachu, because . . . .apparently. . .any Pokemon could knock out their balloon.
Well, it turns out Dawn doesn't care about Meowth after all, because Dawn has Piplup use Drill Peck to save the Pokemon and knock Team Rocket out of the balloon.
Piplup drilled through the basket's bottom so that the bag of poke balls and Pikachu's cage fell through, then he finished be repeating the move on the ropes holding the balloon to the basket. Jessie and James fell with the basket to the ground, while Meowth accidentally dropped into the bushes since he was standing on the edge. After getting Pikachu free Ash commanded him to use Thunderbolt causing Jessie and James to 'blast off' as usual.
Ash hugged Pikachu tight as he checked to make sure that all his Poke balls were there, "That wasn't so hard. You'd think they'd be smart enough to just leave."
(Keldeo face hooved hard)
Well, there goes my theory! But hey! This story was written in three short parts! I should've gone in expected plot holes!
Speaking of this story being short, there's still one plot point to resolve.
Back a few feet was Meowth who started to follow the three, "I won't be the same unless I clear this up…" he followed them closely until eventually he was noticed. Pikachu shoved Ash before pointing back behind them, "What's up Pika…. Meowth…" Brock gave a weird look at him, "What?" a gesture behind them and all three were staring at the Pokemon who was still following them while staring at the ground. Once only seven feet away Meowth noticed they had stopped and had looked up slowly before quietly saying, "Hey…."
"Trying to… You're not getting Pikachu…" Ash said in a confused matter as the Pokemon approached a little closer. Meowth rubbed the back of his head, "Listen, there's something I need to say…. Dawn- I mean Twerpette… I read your diary." With that Ash started laughing a little because of the diary being brought up previously. "It's not funny!" Dawn scolded as she turned to Meowth, "You read my diary." He nodded, "I heard what you said about me." Her eyebrow rose in confusion, "What?" Finally Meowth just blurted it out, "I read about your crush on me…" With that Ash was now officially on the ground laughing, "Oh this is too much!" he cried out laughing.
"It's NOT funny! It's been driving me insane!" Meowth's outburst immediately quieted Ash and the Cat's cheeks went up in flames. Dawn was confused, "I don't have a crush on you." At this he felt the blush disappear, "What are you talking about? The attacking, the blue eyes, and the two clowns I was with…"
"I have a friend from far away. He's been running around with his two cousins who only joke around. He has blue eyes and…"
Well what do you know! It was all a big misunderstanding! Wow. . .
(Keldeo just smiled and shook his head)
I'm not even sure what to say. Does this make the story pointless? No, not really. It actually kinda feels like one of those Adventures in Unova and Beyond episodes that feel like filler.
Dawn stopped when she saw the almost disappointed look on Meowth's face, "Oh… So I wasn't… I- I'm such a…" He laughed a little, a forced a laugh obviously, "I screwed up everything… Just to realize that I'm an IDIOT." Meowth pressed a paw to his head gently and glared at the ground, "I just assumed…" as soon as his paw dropped a hand was placed on his head. Dawn kneeled down and slowly pet Meowth between the ears and over his charm, "You're not an idiot. It was a simple mistake."
Meowth let out a small sigh, "Nothing is a simple mistake when you're around Jessie… She already bit my head off for leaving your Piplup behind, I hate to see what will happen when she realizes that I was wrong about the diary thing." Dawn smiled a little, "Thanks for doing that. You know you're awfully sweet when you want to be." The petting continued until Meowth let out a small purr of contentment. A little later Meowth left to go find Jessie and James. Ash, who received a knock over the head by Brock for laughing, smiled, "Pokemon League. Here I come." Dawn playfully sighed before glancing back at the path where Meowth had left. She smiled and decided to keep her diary hidden better…
Well, then, this story was pretty much a Shaggy Dog, or Shaggy Cat Story. It's like this story had to follow the status quo of Team Rocket always looses and just built a misunderstanding plot around it. It doesn't change the fact that the premises extremely creepy, and the personalities weren't really fleshed out enough, except for Meowth's. I know Meowth was the focus of this story, but couldn't we get a closer look at Jessie and James' reactions? And how about a Pokemon battle between Piplup and Team Rocket's Pokemon. I'm pretty sure they could've beaten Piplup if they sent out all their Pokemon at once. Sure, that would be wrong, but they're the villains. You expect them to cheat.
Sure, there were some good parts here too. I liked how Meowth felt guilty about stealing from Dawn and how he considered her feelings, even though they were beyond creepy. I also liked how Dawn went as far as to comfort Meowth after he made his mistake, because it's clear that Meowth could be a nice guy if he would just let go of Team Rocket's lure of power and fight for truth and justice. And although Dawn's explanation for the diary entry seemed fake and made up, I guess it was the best way to clear up this uncomfortable plot.
So, I guess this story is okay. It could've been better if it were longer, but for a short story, I guess it's fine.
Well, I'm Keldeo the Critic, and I just reviewed a Pokemon Fanfiction!
(Keldeo walked away for a moment or two, but then he came back with a confused expression on his face.)
Wait, Dawn's explanation doesn't make any sense. I mean, look at this diary entry from Part One:
Dear Diary, Ash is being so annoying, he won't stop talking about how excited he is for the Pokemon League. I never get to do anything but hear about how he wants to win. Anyway, I saw him AGAIN. As usual he was trying to attack us with those two other clowns. I'll be honest, I don't understand why he hangs out with them. I'm sure he'd feel right at home with me. His beautiful blue eyes, those little smiles I get to see, he sure is something.
It specifically said that they got attacked by them the other day, but that makes no sense. Was this just a noddle incident the author invented? That's kinda weird. Or maybe I missed something? I don't know. Maybe I missed something, let me read Part Three again.
(Keldeo reads the whole chapter and soon gets to the very bottom.)
Dear Diary,
Meowth read my diary… I told him about my friend from back home, I feel bad that I had to say that to him. But I didn't lie… I have a friend from my home, with two clown cousins, and he has blue eyes. Most importantly I DON'T have a crush on Meowth. That's almost laughable. A crush on him? With his silky fur, blue eyes prettier then my other friend, and quirky cute personality, I could never have a crush on him.
I'm in love with Meowth, that's way different then a crush.
FIN
Mable: A quick three-shot that I really wanted to write… I hope you enjoyed!
(Keldeo stared blankly at the screen, not even blinking from the shock. Then "It'll Be Okay" starting playing for the third time.)
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Romantic pony dreams, they never came to be
I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Twilight please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads!
(Keldeo's mouth hung open gapingly. He brought a hoof up and sprayed his face with water.)
Just take it from me, I know you'll come around
Though the law forbids it, this is kismet
Say "I do" and seal our souls together
Voulez-vous, our love will last forever
Since we're not related it'll be ok
(A small tear trickled down Keldeo's cheek)
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
(Keldeo's mouth opened and closed a few times, but no sound came out. He shook his head a few times, he swallowed, and then he finally found his voice.)
Take it, Applejack!
Applejack: "That was the creepiest thing I ever heard."
OH MY GOSH!
What a jerk move. I mean, was this even necessary? Why? Just why? Why does Dawn like a Pokemon? I mean, you do realize that this story did not need this creepy ending? I mean, come on. This is awful. This is like the A.I. of Pokemon Fanfiction! No, it's even worse! THIS IS STUPID! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST ENDING YOU COULD GIVE A FANFIC LIKE THIS! I mean, what is this story even rated? T probably, although it should've been M for Bestiality, I mean, wow, unbelievable-
(Keldeo looked at the rating and saw that the story was rated K+. His eyes widened in shock)
K+? This was rated K+? That's her idea of K+? What, was she out of her mind?!
It hurts so much that a good story that had such good character development for Meowth had to crash and burn in a steaming pile of bestiality like this. It actually hurt me!
(Keldeo snorted, smoke coming out of his nostril like he was an enraged bull. But then he closed and opened his eyes and settled down smiling)
But, if you don't mind bad endings and can just ignore them. . .go ahead and read it.
I mean, there is no actually bestiality stuff in this story. It's mostly just Meowth's reactions to the thought that Dawn might like him that way. It's still enjoyable if you're a Meowth fan, and perhaps it's not necessary to make such a big deal about a Fanfic like this. The romance is never actually delved into, and is mainly a plot device for a primarily slice of life style story. So in the end, it's all up to you to decide whether or not this story is right for you.
So, it's not one of my favorites. But. . .eh. . .it could be worse.
Well, I'm Keldeo the Critic and. . .
(Keldeo looked around, and then he said in a loud stage whisper)
Sherclop Pones supports cults, murder, incest, and bullying. Don't ever forget that.
(Keldeo then quickly runs away)
The End
Performed by Keldeo of the Swords of Justice
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The comments expressed in this review are written in such a way so that negative aspects are used to create jokes. There will NOT be any bashing or ranting. Also, good things in a FanFic will be praised. Particularly bad FanFictions WON'T be totally thrashed, but expect to see major grievances addressed.
(This was a parody of the Nostalgia Critic by Doug Walker on That Guy With The Glasses)